Teen Mom Farrah Brought Her 3-Year-Old Daughter To Sex Tape Negotiations

April 22nd, 2013 // 24 Comments
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When we last left Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, she finally got kicked out of her mom’s house – Or moved out to be in a “more positive environment,” if you want the bullshit version. – and set off to make it on her own if making it on your own means getting an apartment in Texas right next to your deeply religious dad who’s apparently going to play along with her little game because it’s not like The Bible has very specific rules about premarital sex. Because not only did he agree to come along to her pretend sex tape “negotiations,” while TMZ conveniently waited outside, he also at some point went, “Of course, sweetheart, bringing a three-year-old to a porn studio is a wonderful idea. We’ll make a day of it!”

Farrah told our photog she is negotiating with two other companies and that she is considering Vivid’s offer. She said she only brought her father along “for support” …
Our photog also spoke to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch after the meeting … and even he thought bringing a young child to a porn office was a bad idea.

While Steve Hirsch eventually tried to play it off that Farrah’s daughter sat in the lobby coloring the whole time, I love how a man whose sole source of income is hours upon hours of women getting ejaculated in the face after anal sex was the only one who stopped and went, “Wait, why is there a child around me?” Which raises an even more important question, how do we go about giving him custody?

Photos: Splash News


  1. I continue to find it amusing that the professional pornographers repeatedly demonstrate themselves to be the most responsible and upstanding people in this charade/debacle.

  2. Farrah Abraham Sophia Abraham Michael Abraham LAX
    Cock Dr
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    Someone should make an attempt to rescue that poor little child….the moronic skank that birthed her is obviously a lost cause.

  3. Best to show that kid the ropes now so she doesn’t look scared and awkward during her first shoot.

  4. Farrah Abraham Sophia Abraham Michael Abraham LAX
    Frank Burns
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    “No, they didn’t want me to film anything, but I signed up my daughter for a project with some director guy named Roman Polanski.”

  5. JC

    I’m not a father, but I’d like to think that if I were ever in a position to be involved in a conversation in which my daughter talks about the reviews she’s getting for her porno, I’d just shoot myself in the face right then.

    “Industry experts say they’ve never seen anyone with an anal gape as majestic as my little sweetie’s.”

  6. I feel sorry for Derrick’s family who have found out this information about Sofia being taken into a porn headquarters. I would be calling CPS if I was Stormy (Derrick’s mother). Looks like some good cards in her hand for some visitation.

  7. Farrah Abraham Sophia Abraham Michael Abraham LAX
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    Funny, she’s acting all undercover like she fucking Madonna….then signing an autograph. Desperate and pathetic.

  8. Rookie

    “Received nothing but positive feedback”

    In other words, considering you don’t really have another job that you haven’t quit/been fired from, it’s about the only thing you’re good at.

    Uh huh. This is from someone who’s only claim to fame is that they’re screwed up enough to think that having a child while you’re still in high school is a brilliant idea. And who obviously cannot understand how condoms work. Or know how to take birth control.

    Someone please get that kid away from that screwed up family. PLEASE.

  9. Farrah Abraham Sophia Abraham Michael Abraham LAX
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Steve Hirsch suggested to her that instead of saying “Cheese” when cameras are sighted just say “Bukakke”

  10. OK all you Libertarians out there: Would you NOT agree that we need some sort of test/licensing for people to become parents??? Weren’t Honey Boo Boo and Octomom enough??

    Good lord, anyone with working genitalia can bring a child into this world and ruin their lives

    • “Keep this dog/cat/ferret/griffin alive for a year. If it hasn’t ‘run away’, in that time we’ll talk about taking you off the court ordered birth control.”

    • As a parent, I fully endorse this idea. Although if this had been around in my day, I probably would have failed the test on purpose.

      “Aw, sorry honey. I guess I’m just not cut out for parenthood.”

  11. “OK, I’ll have sex on tape if you take this thing *shoves baby across table* and give me cheeseburgers and fries for the rest of my life…Oh…make that CURLY fries.”

  12. She is so stupid, slimy and disgusting. WTF is wrong with this chick? She is seriously mentally unstable, she has no business taking care of a child.

  13. Enidaj

    I watched her interview on Dr. Phil on Friday. What an insufferable, delusional, unintelligent, poor excuse for a human being and mother this tramp is. Her child needs to be removed from her custody ASAP. How Dr. Phil refrained from punching her in her reconstructed nose is absolutely beyond me.

  14. WTFBruh

    Father of the Decade!

  15. The look on her father’s face is priceless. It’s the look of a defeated man. A man who realized that his strict religious beliefs failed his daughter and she turned out to be everything he was trying to keep her away from.

    It’s a beautiful thing.

  16. “For support”? That means, “to explain the big words,” right? (“But afterwards I brushed my teeth real good, Daddy!” “That’s not what he means by ‘residuals,’ honey …”).

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