Teen Mom Farrah’s ‘Sex Tape’ Is A Porno She Made With James Deen

April 8th, 2013 // 75 Comments
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Seen here in brand new bikini photos conveniently released the day news of her sex tape broke, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham actually made a full-on porno with James Deen that’s going to be released by Vivid making her the first, and surprisingly only, Teen Mom to do a reverse-Kim Kardashian like a fucking idiot. You already had a reality show! TMZ reports:

When asked if the two were dating, based on the fact they were seen holding hands yesterday, Deen said, “Definitely not dating. Got tested together on Friday and then saw her on set. That is my only experience with the lady.”
As we first reported, the XXX footage is being shopped around to various porno companies — including Vivid. We spoke to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch who tells us he’s seen the entire tape and says, “It’s amazing … and I’m doing everything in my power to get the rights to put it out.”

As for whether Farrah’s denial was part of the marketing, or her simply trying to hide the fact from her parents that she’s a porn star now, is anyone’s guess. The important thing right now is someone tells her daughter Farrah was just some crazy woman who found her in a dumpster and they have absolutely no blood relation. Maybe use an Elmo doll. Kids like Elmo.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. How is MTV not considered a terrorist organization by now?

    • It keeps the masses entertained, sedated and stupid. So it’s not the terrorists, it’s our own establishment.

    • bee

      I prefer nice young Jewish actors like Logan Lerman, Natalie Portman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Alden Ehrenreich, etc., or “part” Jewish ones like Zac Efron, Armie Hammer, etc.

  2. she has a damn camel head.

  3. Mouse

    “Definitely not dating. Got tested together on Friday and then saw her on set.”

    Sounds like a date to me.

  4. What better way to promote birth control than a reality show starring this braindead f-holes.

  5. Chinto

    at least it wasn’t one of the hill billies from Buck Wild

  6. A pornstar, really? This chick is just pathetic now. Who the hell is her agent, it has to be The Devil, or Kris Kardashian. This attempt to extend her fame is just pathetic now.

  7. Maybe MTV is planning to do the whole white trash skank reality TV lifecycle: Teen Mom -> Teen Train Wreck -> Porn Star -> Dead in Bathtub

    I would watch the last episode of the latter series.

  8. Vivid is just gateway porn. Once this bit of fame wears off, she’ll be doing double-anal for the attention in no time.

    So… yay!

  9. Cock Dr

    Evidence suggests that this woman would do ANYTHING to stay in front of cameras.

  10. Vgrly

    I love her comb over.

  11. Farrah Abraham looking off during her photo shoot on the beach
    ThisWillHurt
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    I almost forget she’s an idiot in this photo. Almost.

  12. JC

    Isn’t it possible that her denials are real, because she’s not smart enough to remember what she did yesterday?

  13. Isn’t this the guy who enjoys rough sex on camera. I hope he really gave it to this dumb bitch.

  14. MD2020

    I wonder if Dean goes “Who’s your Michael” in the scene.

  15. Farrah Abraham looking off during her photo shoot on the beach
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s cool that Perseus lets her wear his shield as a ring.

  16. Farrah Abraham's butt is clearly visible in this still from her beach photo shoot
    Rob
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    Eh, I’ll watch

  17. James Deen, James Deen—she thought her gash would look all right, if she could see it on the silver screen.

  18. I just would like to know at what age did she do the porn? Being 27 years old is not teen. By porno standards when you reach 30 yrs old then she can get into the MILF porns. Oh Porn Hollywood you are so harsh on your actresses.

  19. amiga

    X-Miss Delawares’ first video should have used a better trainer/co-star too…(study the tubes, and practice w/your co-star for weeks. Please-porn-noobs-please save yourselves the embarrassment of poorly performed IN-ACTION that exists FOREVER!)

  20. Farrah Abraham laying again against rocks in a plunging nude colored swimsuit
    AweseomeTownie
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    Ok honey, now we are going to do this thing when you look as sexually unappealing as possible. PERFECT.

  21. Josephus

    Rumor has it that the title will be “The Canyon.”

  22. It would be fitting if the character Farrah plays in the video is named Lindsay.

  23. Buddy The Elf

    It’s only a matter of years before this loser starts doing por… wait, what?

  24. Farrah Abraham holds up her arms against a clear blue skyline during her beach photo shoot
    Queef Sister
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop! Make way for my new chin!

  25. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    She almost looks attractive in some of these shots.

    Wait, what am I doing, looking at this site while sober? Time to get to the bar! What the hell was I thinking?

  26. I maintain this is still only the second most shameful thing she’s filmed.

  27. cc

    So, at what age do you think her kid will start acting out? And by acting out I mean ‘committing serial felonies’. 10?

  28. Ford McDinglepoop

    Sweet. I’d pay to shoot an anal creampie scene with this slut. With lots of ATM. Lots and lots of ATM.

  29. Farrah Abraham walks along the shoreline in a sparkling halter top style bikini
    some black guy
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    wow that is some body she has on her. wow

  30. Whats amazing is that Steve Hirsch finds any sex tape amazing. Hes got to be bored with sex by now. Are they having monkey sex or something?

  31. Farrah Abraham walks along the shoreline in a sparkling halter top style bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    After being one of the Teen Moms, porn is a major step up

  32. Farrah Abraham walks along the shoreline in a sparkling halter top style bikini
    father dougal
    Commented on this photo:

    God she’s hideous. A creature or abused flesh and molded plastics. Shrill, vapid, and utterly void of any humanity. And yet, I must say, I sure would like to touch her hoo ha with my dinky.

  33. Farrah Abraham laying again against rocks in a plunging nude colored swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    “There’s been a load of compromisin’
    On the road to my horizon
    But I’m gonna be where the lights are shinin’ on me

    In a rhinestone swimsuit …”

  34. 83-Rashaan Abraham

    Usually the haters has there own opinion, but this amount of hatred can be totally ridiculous for only on topic.

  35. Farrah plays in the water on the beach in the photo shoot
    chicka
    Commented on this photo:

    LOOOOOK AAAAAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  36. Farrah Abraham awkwardly extends her arms during her bikini photo shoot
    D. O'dare
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    “You want me to leave my dignity over there?”

  37. Farrah Abraham kneels in the sand in a black swimsuit
    Farrah
    Commented on this photo:

    I…I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to do with my hands here…

  38. Farrah Abraham laying again against rocks in a plunging nude colored swimsuit
    Wild Hogs Can't Be Broken
    Commented on this photo:

    FUGLY. And those tits are fucking gross

  39. Farrah Abraham laying again against rocks in a plunging nude colored swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    Tits like softballs.

    I mean, like softballs. Hard, lifeless, stitches all over.

  40. Farrah Abraham's butt is clearly visible in this still from her beach photo shoot
    Skeeter
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    I hope the video shows her taking it in the ass.

  41. Farrah Abraham holds her arms above her head as she lays against a rock in a nude swimsuit
    Dr.J
    Commented on this photo:

    That is a goddamnawful box. It’s rude and it’s wrong, but I’m saying it. You want that coming at you? I don’t think so.

  42. Farrah plays in the water on the beach in the photo shoot
    1smartturtle
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    Ummm…..is that a labia flopping out of her bikini?

  43. Farrah Abraham laying again against rocks in a plunging nude colored swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh dear God :(

  44. Farrah Abraham holds her arms above her head as she lays against a rock in a nude swimsuit
    who cares
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks awful……just my opinion

  45. Farrah plays in the water on the beach in the photo shoot
    MEAT
    Commented on this photo:

    Twat do I see?

  46. Farrah Abraham holds her arms above her head as she lays against a rock in a nude swimsuit
    Meat
    Commented on this photo:

    Herpes dead ahead.

  47. Farrah Abraham's butt is clearly visible in this still from her beach photo shoot
    Ford McDinglepoop
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    Hell, I’d pay to put it in her backdoor.

  48. Farrah Abraham kneels in the sand in a black swimsuit
    Al Bundy
    Commented on this photo:

    Peggy ?

  49. Farrah Abraham laying down in a blue swimsuit on a blue towel on the beach
    Big Balls
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    Be fuckin’ honest… would you jump KK, Paris, or Teen Mom?

  50. Farrah Abraham's butt is clearly visible in this still from her beach photo shoot
    Big Balls
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    She’s seen the plastic surgeon for face work and fun bags, but I pray she won’t alter her ass! That’s a tasty ass I’d bone in a heartbeat!!!

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