Teen Mom Farrah Says James Deen Has A Small Penis, Claims Sex Tape Was ‘Like A Wedding Video’

April 16th, 2013 // 76 Comments
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Despite the fact James Deen works in porn and there are hundreds of hours of video footage where people/Photo Boys can look at his penis, Farrah Abraham decided to say it’s small because that’ll teach him to exactly lay out the plans to pretend the porno she made is a leaked sex tape. TMZ reports:

“He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women and his penis is small. I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big.”

Even better, Farrah’s mom is apparently going to swallow her daughter’s bullshit and act like Farrah’s the poor victim of a nefarious plot to turn a video she made of herself getting banged into a tawdry sex tape. It was supposed to be something beautiful, “Like a wedding video!” are words that are literally going to be said here. Us Weekly reports:

“I personally hired people to do that so it’s like a wedding video,” she said of the tape. “You expect your wedding video to be good, not bad, so I think it’s great and nobody else needs to see it.”
“At the time, I thought he would be professional and I’m really hurt with how he acted and that’s what I’m so shocked about,” she added. Abraham’s mother Deborah also weighed in on the situation with her two cents, similarly placing all of the blame on Deen.
“How would you feel? Somebody’s trying to exploit your daughter, ruin her reputation, ruin her life?” Deborah demanded angrily when asked about her take on the situation. “It’s really upsetting, and then I have to hear about this from the media, that’s how I found out: when I was at work.”

Dear Farrah’s Mom,

Right now, you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Why am I going along with this? She hired people to make a video of herself having sex just for something to have? That certainly doesn’t sound plausible, but I don’t want to call my little girl a liar…” Yes! Yes, you do! You want to do exactly that. In fact, spending her whole life not calling Farrah out on her bullshit has already led to the following:

- Teen pregnancy
- Buying implants instead of saving her money from Teen Mom
- Leaving you with her kid while she moved to Florida
- Moving back in with you once she ran out of money
- Getting a DUI
- Making porn

Or in short, YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT A GOOD PERSON. So instead of hitching your wagon to her horseshit star, maybe now would be a good time to talk to a lawyer and fix the one life you can by getting custody of your granddaughter and doing the exact opposite of everything you did with Farrah. Things like discipline, pointing out when she’s lying because it’s not your job to believe every word out of her mouth, still talking about contraception even though she signed a purity pledge at youth group, pre-emptive sterilization. Basic stuff moms and dads do to keep their kids out of porn, or worse, reality television, both of which Farrah has done.

She made porn. Call her on it.

- The Superficial

Photo: Pacific Coast News


  1. Zorbitor

    Dear Superficial,
    What you say sounds good but I’d rather not go to jail again.
    - Farrah’s Mom

    • john bacon

      wedding video??? its a shitty effort of a sex tape tulisa’s is even better than that 12 minute waste of time seen it on psdbforum its total crap would rather wank to a barbie tranny than watch that

  2. Can I get an Amen?!?!?!?!

  3. “I personally hired people to do that so it’s like a wedding video,”

    Hahahaha. So is this the same bitch who said “She would never do this, we are so religious!”

    If there is one thing the Abrahams are good at, it’s digging their own graves. Every time I think their statements cannot possibly be dumber, they one up themselves.

    Can’t wait to see what’s next.

    • The way Fish set that quote up, he made it sound like Deborah Abraham made the “wedding video” comment, but no, that remark came out of Farrah’s piehole.

      • Yeah, I noticed that after I posted, and then felt like an asshole.


        OK. I’m not an Abraham. I feel better now! :D

  4. FattyFatty2X4

    If he’s small, that makes me a woman I guess.

  5. Reading between the lines, and filtering out all the shit I don’t care about, what I get from this is Farrah prefers REALLY big cocks.

  6. James Deen has a small penis? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time. I have many of his videos for Kink and you couldn’t be more wrong. He definitely gets the job done with his female costars.

    Now onto this delusional bitch. You are a lying piece of shit. You are a wayward little girl who only wants to go out and have fun but were stupid enough to carry a baby to term when you had no intention of raising it. I would have no problem with you if you had just admitted that you made the porn because you needed money or simply because you felt like it. But no, you had to play the victim card. I hate people who knowingly play the victim card when they are the ones at fault.

    And fuck your Mom for being worthless. I couldn’t get away with telling a lie in front of my Mom. She would shut that down before I finished the sentence. On the other hand, she’s probably struggling with the realization that her daughter is a useless bitch and is trying to salvage something respectable for her grandchild to hold onto.

    Well tough titty. You need to wake up to reality and face the facts. Teach the grandchild to do the same. You’ll both be a lot better off.

    • Cock Dr

      She is a liar and a very dumb whore…it’s just too too bad that a small child is involved in her shitty lying life.

  7. Another example of how people want to have kids but no one wants to raise them. Makes me glad my generation got the belt when we acted up as kids.

  8. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Get a job, Farrah.

  9. Cock Dr

    I’m curious as to how exactly someone who obviously signed a contract & eagerly opened up her holes in front of rolling cameras could now be screeching about exploitation.
    She’s quite a comedian and with that face that is probably a wise career choice.

  10. PS, I can’t wait for Stoya, Sasha Grey and Jesse Jane to come out in James Deen’s defense. Almost makes me wish Lexington Steele had a turn at this bitch. She wouldn’t be complaining then… because she’d be in the emergency room.

    • JC

      The sad thing is that I watched the little video TMZ or whoever had of him, and he just said that he didn’t want to play any games and he was a bad liar anyway. He was also fairly complimentary of this little gutter skank, which I thought was pretty decent since he gets to bang Stoya, who from all appearances is in every way superior to this waste of skin.

  11. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this hot ?

  12. When accusing him of having a small tool, did she take into account the shrinkage caused by proximity to elemental Stupidium?

  13. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, Pink looks more passable than her.

  14. j/k

    James Deen is building a reputation for poking crazies for money. In other news Amanda Bynes has started stalking James Deen.

  15. Inner Retard

    I don’t know much about porn – *crosses fingers and hopes people believe it* – but I’d think a large dick is prerequisite for being a male pornstar.

  16. dingus

    Biggest log of shit here: “I haven’t seen many”. How gaped is your hole lady? What is the minimum size to enter…forearm?

    • Britney

      She can probably only get off mounting fire-plug or something. She did grow up with a few farm animals near by, maybe she’s use to horses.

  17. Odd how the man who has sex for money is the most upstanding, moral character of the lot of them. Except maybe for the baby.

  18. me

    If porno penis is too small for you, you have a cavernous vagina.

  19. Cock Dr

    The crap she is saying about her costar is SO over the top that I wonder if this whole thing is just a set up to get even more media exposure for their porno.
    Because really now….aren’t many of you now interested in seeing Mr Deen really dig the meat into her…just for hate’s sake to watch the bimbo get her labia battered?

  20. bill

    She buys her dildos from Louisville Slugger.

  21. Mr. Poop

    Deen is a much better human being than this bitch, and he fucks for a living.

  22. “He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women and his penis is small. I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big.”

    Being a skank, a liar, and having a cavernous vagina all aside…anyone who uses “disrespect” as a verb deserves to die in a fire.

  23. This idiot does realize that James Deen does porn for a living, anyone can type in his name and actually see his penis, so her stupid little high school insult does not really work in real life.

    This chick and her mother and mind achingly dumb. When I watched them interview the two of them about this I felt like I lost at least 20 I.Q. points.

    I love that James Deen owns this stupid bitch at every single turn without barely trying. I can only hope he did some really fucked up humiliating shit to her on the video.

    • I love the phrase “mind-achingly dumb”.

    • James Deen just became a hero in my book. He took a paycheck to splatter man chowder all over this stupid skanks face, and then IMMEDIATELY completely undermines her plan for how to cash in on it.

      And just for the record, James Deen does not treat women disrespectfully. He treats porn starts disrespectfully. Which is you Farrah. You’re a porn star now.

      • nope

        He only treats them disrespectfully if it’s in the script. He does a lot of fetish videos with humiliation and Domination/Submission type things. But those are consensual before the tape starts to roll. A lot of people enjoy those kinds of movies and he provides a service to them. And he does it well.

        Whether it’s kink or vanilla, he puts a lot of effort into getting the female co-star off, something I’ve never seen before, and I’ve watched a lot of porn. He’ll go down on them for half an hour if he has to, and he really knows what he’s doing down there, no half-hearted swipes with his tongue. He also actually puts in a lot of foreplay. He kisses and caresses them, whispers in their ears, asking if they like what he’s doing at the moment. He’s very, very in tune with their response. And his tool is a nice, big size. More importantly, he knows what to do with it. That man really has skill.

      • Hey Nope, would you like a mop?

      • nope

        LOL. No, I’m good. But thanks.

  24. I feel really bad for this girl. It’s obvious she isn’t very smart and simply has a low I.Q. She’s got big boobs, isn’t bad looking and she makes very poor life decisions. If she doesn’t watch out, she’s going to end up preggers without a baby daddy and… wait a minute…

  25. Jim Ross

    “… a wedding video”

    Yep, a wedding video; just like Tonya Harding’s.

  26. James Deen did a movie called the Canyons.

    Then he did Farrah who has a canyon.

  27. gary coleman's ghost

    This bitch is so dumb, just the thought of her sucking a total strangers dick-on camera-for money-and whining about being “disrespected” – makes my dick hard. I’m going to watch that video with glee. Maybe they’ll talk her skanky arse in to doing a threesome with Miss Teen Delaware – and Lexington Steele.

  28. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    So he’s got a small dick…? Well, before your plastic surgery, you were flat chested, chinless, big nosed and crook teethed. There is no surgery for small dicks. One could expect you to have a heart… Right?

  29. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to add that with the thousands of $$$ you spent on surgery, trying to look good, one might wonder why you never got rid of the atrocious huge mole on your neck. It’s fucking disgusting.

    • Huh?

      Operative word there being…. “Trying”

      Surgery or not she still has a head like a half chewed snickers.

  30. Marnie

    “Disrespects women” – Woman? I don’t think she’s a woman. Also, if she thinks he’s got a small penis, she probably needs Map Quest to navigate her cavernous pussy.

  31. Yep

    What kind of dicks is Farrah slobbering on, cause I googled Mr Deen…and wowzer, he needs a CDL to operate that thing. She must have a vagina like a Pringle can.

  32. “He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women and his penis is small.”

    Alright, someone shut this gaping kooze up and put her in a video with Lex Steele or Mandingo.

  33. Dan

    I will definitely not be paying for this skank’s video.

    I will definitely be wanking to this skank’s video after I pirate it.

  34. ElCartero

    You left out:
    - Making the worst “music” album in the history of sound.

  35. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    No she’s not a good person, but what does that say about MTV that gets rich exploiting the shit out of her and people just like her. No MTV, no Farrah polluting our mind

  36. Natalie

    His penis isn’t small, Farrah. It’s that your festering vagina is gigantic.

  37. sassybitch

    Not only is she a dirty piggy for doin the sex tape, now shes talkin about his tool not bein that big, wtf is in between her legs!! the grande canyon!!

  38. MediaHore

    I wish Farrah would let someone take care of her daughter. Saddens me to think what kind of environment she’s in.

  39. pornman

    farrah has so huge pussy. Maybe she go to moc videos to get something huge in. Think she got 8 fingers in her huge vag and then she says that james has little penis…farrah maybe u have to work your vag muscules or go to doctor to cut it smaller….

  40. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Farrah Abraham is the most beautiful woman in the world……..

  41. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to admit, I’m kind of confused.

    Playboy had no problem running a non-nude spread of Kim Kardashian. In my book: getting bufu’ed by a porn star people have heard of > getting peed on by some “rapper” nobody’s heard of.

  42. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nobody likes “Sloppy seconds”, society needs to be protected from pics of her after she’s been on the receiving end of a “minivan”.

  43. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    You do Playboy THEN you do the hardcore porn. I’m not surprised Farrah had things ass backwards.

  44. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    she needs to get over herself and stop worry the drama and focus on her littler girl. im sure hustler magazine might accept her..

  45. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Adam Sandler
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s awesome is that James Deen’s cock got rejected from her asshole into her pussy and mouth a BUNCH of times. Delicious!

  46. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    she is just a lost and lonely chic who obviously didn’t have a great childhood like the rest of us. She has feelings and my mom taught me if i don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all. Sone people say nasty things about others for a few different reasons. one of them being they re insecure with themselves, or with their own life. Farah- Things will get better!! Just be yourself and don’t worry about what anyone else thinks. You have to LOVE yourself before you can ever LOVE ANYONE else. Your daughter needs you to love yourself. You will be happy when you look in the mirror after learning how to be you.

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