‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is in a Bikini, And Those Are Definitely Implants

January 7th, 2011 // 423 Comments

Allow me to introduce Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, the latest addition to the MTV Reality Stars Who Get Implants Then Stage Bikini Photos With the Paparazzi Club. What’s incredible is despite the new bolt-ons, and an admittedly well-toned body, I still can’t get over how badly I want to light this chick’s face on fire. Any time I caught a glimpse of the show, Farrah was bitching at her mom for having the gall to give her a place to live which I could literally stand for 10 seconds before retreating to the kitchen and giving myself a vasectomy with a spoon so I never have a daughter. And now she’s got a pair of fakers which shouldn’t make her even more of an over-entitled brat. No, you only see those things on scientists or charity workers or doctors without borders. Real humanitarians.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. strange tributes blog

    Oh here go hell come

  2. strange tributes

    Oh okay vvvvvvv or…floppy v

  3. Bridget

    I think she is gorgeous! Her body is incredible, wish she hadn’t tacked on those tits, though. Should’ve saved that money to put her kid through college or something.

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    bluebottle
    Commented on this photo:

    Another oxygen thief,,,

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    blah
    Commented on this photo:

    oh please her child is very well taken care of….i hate when people bash single moms or shit moms period for wanting to still look good..her body looks great the boobs are a definite upgrade.Her nose is how people recognize her do u think she would do something so stupid as to change it?Stop judging the chick because she is making money where as most of you are just sitting on your asses bitter because you can’t do any upgrades to your sorry ass disgusting bodies.

    • kelly

      i dont get wha the big deal with her nose is, its not THAT bad, she has big eyes and lips that kind of balance it out
      btw awsome body im 17, never had a kid, and would loveee to have that body

  6. nonminti

    no more Sweet sixteen,now you have to have a baby at sixteen…

  7. lindsey

    I have been a single mom for three years and I have always wanted a boob job…but…the reality is regular moms who take care of their kids…go to school and work don’t do things even close to that. She could’ve died from the opperation and then where would her kid end up? An orphan for sure. I have watched the show and the only thing they really need now is a new brain.

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    Slaphappy
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t need a pretty face with that body. I won’t see it anyway when she’s on all fours and I’m bangin away in her ass. Then her face will be covered with my jizz, so it will look fine to me.

  9. Michelle

    How the fuck did a bus only hit her face?

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    Hi
    Commented on this photo:

    Euw she has an outie.

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    Jane
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember that on the show she said that she wanted to be a model, and she didn’t specify what kind of model she wanted to be (as I recall) but implants that obvious are going to seriously limit her modeling career.

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    Stained
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is it that we allow people like this to invade our breathing space? We’ve got some short fat bitch named “Snooki” to some steroid freak named “The Situation”… can someone please tell me why we put these people on a pedestal?

    The problem with our country today is that we would rather numb ourselves with this BS, than pay attention to our crumbling country falling around us. It used to be that we (as Americans) had standards – yes standards. That was until the people who were put in charge of the “Standards & Practices” department figured out how to take a pay-off instead of doing their jobs.

    I can only hope for the day that we stand up and say “enough is enough.” We WANT to be entertained, but by TRUE entertainers. Not some teenage chic who can’t keep her legs closed, and definitely not by some half-baked drunken losers who think their fake tits and “orange-glow tan” makes them a superstar.

    Wake the F*CK up America… before it’s too late!

    • growupteens

      THANK YOU … YOU MAKE THE BEST POINT IVE READ ALL DAMN NIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!! IM TIRED OF STUPIED PEOPLE INVADING OUR LIVES … PUSHED ON US VIA TV INTERNET ETC …. If your rich and famous you can beat your gf’s and wifes many times , tell people your crazy , say you do coke and get roasted on tv and eveyone laughts about you being a horrabal messed up person … (mr Sheen) you have sex for money … your not a hooker … your a PORN STAR … this world is MESSED UP …

  13. Nerd

    Silicone is cheaper than saline. The chicks I’ve fucked with saline tits feel fantastic. The silicone ones are hard and you can’t tit fuck them at all. It’s a real turn off. Ladies, in all seriousness spend the extra 4 or 5 hundred and go with saline. If your plastic surgeon only does silicone (bargain basement ones still do) go somewhere else.

    A friend of mine want fake tits so I took her with me to a massage parlor to feel the difference. Any girls thinking of takers, I beg you to do the same, make h world of fake tits a better place.

    • Jimbob

      Cohesive gel silicone implants (the only kind available these days) cost at least a thousand more than saline and look better and feel better and don’t ripple and have a lower rate of capsular contraction. The cohesive gel implants come in three different firmness levels and even the firmest one is still not objectionable to touch. See the Inamed and Mentor websites and stay out of rub and tugs.

      You are an idiot.

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    Wifebeater
    Commented on this photo:

    That chick had a kid?! I don’t care what bad decisions she’s made, if her body could snap back from that without her belly and thighs being reduced to nauseating puddles of scrambled eggs, she deserves massive credit and a deep-dicking. Hopefully the hoo-ha snapped backed, too…

    • kelly

      ya she did have a kid, but you know what, she had a small frame to begin with, she was always super skinny, plus she had a kid very young, so its easier for her to snap back

  15. Wifebeater

    That chick had a kid?! I don’t care what bad decisions she’s made, if her body could snap back from that without her belly and thighs being reduced to nauseating puddles of scrambled eggs, she deserves massive credit and a deep-dicking. Hopefully the hoo-ha snapped backed, too…

    • Women who have kids at 16 or so have a better chance at recovering than those who have kids at age 30-40.

    • With your man tits and swass you don’t stand a chance of deep dinking anything. Not to mention your thimble of a dick that lacks the ability to deep dink.

      Happy New Year Wifebeater

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    Jesus
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a fucking Egyptian tomb art person

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    Jesus
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like fucking skeletor

  18. xanax in my beer

    Seriously could not stand watching this little bitch on the show. Her parents were more than fair, they watched her baby all the time while she went out partying and hanging out with friends, and all she could ever do was fight with them and curse at them and bitch and moan and whine and complain.
    She was always leaving the baby with the parents until they finally told her she had to be home more often to take care of her own baby – her response to that? “If you don’t want to take care of the baby, I can find someone else who does!”
    I feel like some day her baby will grow up, find the episodes of this show & watch them & see what a cuntbag her mom was.

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    A LO
    Commented on this photo:

    hope the baby has all she needs!!! this should be no surprise to anyone she only cares about her self not that baby! she is dumb and she needs to get boobs cuz no guys wants a girl with a kid so she needs something to trap a guy with!!! hope the baby is ok!!

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    um
    Commented on this photo:

    uhhhhh, just a wild guess – but you’ve never actually been with a woman, have you Slaphappy?

  21. Average Woman

    I think she’s rather pretty and has a smoking hot body. DON’T ever get a nose job, Farrah! You’ll regret it.

  22. Real Or Not, That Is The Question

    Duh, are PAMELA AMDEERSON’S real or not? Implants, fun-bags, balloons, airbags, etc… who gives a fuck. Name me someone who doesn’t have implants! Photos #5 and #10 almost gave me a woody!!! Nice, slim body I’d take over Rosanne Barr, P Hilton, Hillary Clinton anytime.

    • lightdragon

      #8 and #9 almost gave me a woody. and without thinking I’d take over Rosanne Barr and Hillary Clinton. P Hilton and current condition of Christina Applegate maybe.

  23. patrix

    Unless her butt gave birth too, who cares what condition her vag is in.

  24. right

    Several of the idiots that posted on this thread should be banned. They add absolutely nothing to the discussion.

  25. Bill

    If she’s still breastfeeding, I’m first in line.

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    Erin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hellllooo, playboy? I am a D list MTV celebrity and I got my breast implants, and did a staged bikini photo shoot on the beach… so when can we set up this photoshoot?”

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    broro
    Commented on this photo:

    maybe i’m being picky, but i wouldn’t call that a “toned” body. skinny and tan, yes.

  28. :(

    but guuuys…they’re going to help her modeling career!

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    tal
    Commented on this photo:

    Hopefully the nose and face job is next.

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    Bet
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay so I well say they are nice, Im not gay or anything but they are a good size for her body size BUT If I was her I would have gottin a NOSE JOB and my teeth fixed first and then gottin the boobs, But I would like to say with the money you get from MTV get the nose done girl!!!

  31. Kingy

    Farrahs mother is a complete psycho..literally. She physically assaulted Farrah during the show to the point of bruises and bleeding face. And she SHOULD help Farrah out with a place to stay..she is financially able to and its her daughter and granddaughter..that’s what family does!

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    lindsey
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs an ass implaint…its looking kinda saggy

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    Sandra
    Commented on this photo:

    Omg, she looks like a skeleton from behind. That girl needs to spend her extra money on some food, not implants.

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    Angry Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m with Slaphappy!

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    Erin
    Commented on this photo:

    All of these pictures have been photoshopped…kinda sad whoever published these.

    These pictures were all over the magazines, I have one sitting next to me and this is just a BAD photoshop job..how can you people think that these photos aren’t?

    Take a look, you’ll see. Theres one picture in US weekly..her boobs are not that round in it.

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    jc
    Commented on this photo:

    REFUND GAP.

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    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    shame they couldn’t photo shop her a ass…..and maybe a few feet off that nose then

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    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew it!!! walked in on my sisters watching Teen mom,
    “she’s hot”
    “ew gross”
    “nope she’s hiding a body”

  39. First of all i went to school with farrah and know her personally…..and im sure if any of these dudes leaving these comments sure in hell wouldnt be gettin ones sayin they look good. Because all anyone can do these days is talk shit on everyone else…..really guys get a life because im sure if any of you even have girls you probably dont even like shit about them too. I think farrah looks pretty damn good for havin a baby….and im a little girl like her and trust its an everyday think for guys to look twice…so keep hatin because you all cant buy your own girls some boobs….get a life for real.

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    Kaleigh
    Commented on this photo:

    It has nothing to do with being young… it’s genetics. I had a baby a month after my 21st bday, and I didn’t “snap back”… dammit. And I was super skinny to start with, too.

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    Cardinal Ximenez
    Commented on this photo:

    Its like someone took this hot body and transplanted Paul Stanley’s head on it. Disturbing. http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/31/stanley-gives-kiss-off-to-heart-problem/

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    pete
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow..she’s actually HOT…I’d do her….too bad she has that little brain.

  43. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants Boob Job
    pete
    Commented on this photo:

    Broke…she’s not broke, she just has to pretend to be for the TV show…MTV pays her $250,000 a series!

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    Mary
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s Sophia?

  45. Flip

    Fugly.

  46. NICOLE

    wasnt she the one who was always complaining about not being able to pay for things and went after her baby daddies social security to be able to buy food for baby?!! how the heck was she able to afford fake tits!! GOLD DIGGER!!!

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    jo
    Commented on this photo:

    PLEASE DON’T FORGET THE CHILDREN. ALL THEY NEED IS LOVE!! I CAN ONLY HOPE SHE IS A GOOD MOTHER AND DOESN’T LET THIS ATTENTION SHE’S GETTING INTERFERE WITH THE LOVE SHE SHOULD BE SHOWING HER CHILD.

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    Ely
    Commented on this photo:

    Shes got a nice body. like that little muscles

  49. Maximilian

    that body looks yummy..with a paper bag very dreamy..

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    Dawn
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOVE ME!!!!!!! Yuck…….keep dreaming Farrah.

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