Allow me to introduce Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, the latest addition to the MTV Reality Stars Who Get Implants Then Stage Bikini Photos With the Paparazzi Club. What’s incredible is despite the new bolt-ons, and an admittedly well-toned body, I still can’t get over how badly I want to light this chick’s face on fire. Any time I caught a glimpse of the show, Farrah was bitching at her mom for having the gall to give her a place to live which I could literally stand for 10 seconds before retreating to the kitchen and giving myself a vasectomy with a spoon so I never have a daughter. And now she’s got a pair of fakers which shouldn’t make her even more of an over-entitled brat. No, you only see those things on scientists or charity workers or doctors without borders. Real humanitarians.
Photos: Splash News
First.
Plastic is all I see. LOL
I haven’t stabbed anything that tight for 10 years…body is delicious but sadly, the pocket is blown. SO sad
Disgusting, pedophile.
Yo hold da fone ya’ll….are ya’ll tellin’ me she ain’t even 18 yet???!! She could pass for about 30 if not a bit older.
I don’t know the body is kinda meh to me. Alittle bit more natural curves would be better.
youre crazy…that body is the ideal
you’re kidding , right? wholly sh$%!!
Some of those teem moms are so disrespectful to their parents. I have no comment on Farrah I still can’t believe she got into a fight with her mom.
she has the ugliest face when she cries, i tell my girlfriend “your making a farrah face” and it makes her laugh. boobs can’t make you a pleasant person
idk about that – I think I’d be pretty damn pleasant if I had a bunch of firm, hot young boobs in my face all the time. I’m at least willing to give it a try. Ladies? c’mon, it’s in the interests of science!
I wish Farrah hadn’t inherited my horse face.
Farrah if you don’t want your parents involved in your life. STOP running home to them. I can’t believe they still put up with you. After you had your boobs done You made you dad carry you downstairs? and then bitched about it. All the pain you were in. Thats what you get. Your living down stairs of Mommy and Daddy house? Move out find a baby sitter who you have to pay. Mommy and daddy will have there life back.
The doctor said…..you gotta spend money to make money!
she is banging. (clearly.)
She should have used the money for a nosejob instead, that honker is huge!
I completely agree! She’s a pretty girl, but that nose… :-|
I definitely would have spent that money on the nose job. She really needed it.
there is a reason many teenager girls are bad mothers….teenage girls should not be mothers…this isn’t the 1800s where you were lucky if you lived to be 50 yrs old, i tell our children, our oldest son is 22, not to become parents until you are nearly 100% certain you are ready to give up life as you once knew it to be….if you don’t, and you have children who are passed onto Grandma to raise, you will have another generation of self-obsessed fathers and mothers and more babies through the proverbial crack…
awesome, completely agree.
It’s not a Barbie nose. So what? If she got a nose-job, she would look plain as hell.
if she wasn’t such a shitty mom she might be hott…
Great body but that won’t make up for wrecking the vag before 20.
It never is the same again ladies…
Speak for yourself Gravy.
I assume “flappy jowls” refers to her vaginal mudflaps that are in such high demand down at the trucker bar.
No Smackup, Gravy gave me that moniker a few days back.
It only cost me a week’s worth of B-J’s.
ooooh good one haha! so true
Quit kidding yourself flappy
Well, Flappy… I don’t have a Vag… But my experience tells me that they are never the same… Well, unless they were pre-stretched to begin with…
Regardless, I assure you the post birth vag is no where near a 16-19 year old pre-baby vag. Seems obvious…
Very logical Gravy.
I stand corrected.
Your Dad isn’t Stephen Hawking is he?
Maybe Spock?
And a man’s dick and balls improve with age too, right? Saggy mess.
is GravyLeg a Conan reference?
No Dude.
Gravy Leg is what happens to Gravy Leg every time he passes a bath-house. The man just can’t contain his ummm….excitement?
Dirty Bugger
GravyLeg is a reference to a “You momma so fat…” joke.
As in… You mama so fat, she nicked her leg shaving and gravy came out… :)
@Carolyn – no one escapes gravity honey. Wrecking the Vag is a choice.
She looks like a daddy long legs with bolt-ons and a bad wig.
gravyleg ur such a dick, ur right it is a choice a choice that ur mother also made while pushing ur disgusting mouth out, u ungreatfull pig
talk for yourself, u must of had bad experience
LMAO @ jamie…
I am betting two things…
1. You look like C.H.U.D.
2. You got torn from A to V birthing your own sub-human offspring (asexually reproduced most likely)
It is the only reason you could be so pissed off about random internet blather that you would jump to the defense of a vile little media whore who values silicone more than her own flesh and blood… When this tramp values her child more than a photo op, I will give her a break… Until then… You are just gonna have to live with it, C.H.U.D…..
thats a lie i had a baby and my vagina is even better it is always tight so i dont know who you are screwing but maybe u should stop messing with the loose ones bud!!!!
I guess when you have fake tits, your jacked up grill is less noticeable. Money well spent!
She looks worse than the 40 year old I banged last night.
Her tits look effing ridiculous. What a vapid c*nt.
She looks great, what a set. Reminds me of my girl friends body.
Great use of Fakers. Uncle Mel would be proud.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times…
This country could use a good nuclear event.
MTV is the devil and is surely hastening the apocalypse.
Amen to that. Station won’t stop until it’s offended *everybody* in the world.
that is the perfect female body. just so long as she never opens her mouth (well, except for one thing….)
Agreed. Any straight guy that denies wanting to fuck that is lying. I’ve always loved guys that act “disgusted” at fake tits and perfect bodies, nobody believes you. I’m going to doubt people that peruse and comment on online gossip blogs have morals that play any part in their sexual attraction.
It’s very easy to cover that disgusting face, or position in her in a way you don’t have to look at it while you rail the shit out of that. Her body is fucking crazy nice, denying it is basically saying like you want a giant dick shoved in your mouth instead.
ok, the fact that you can’t seperate thoughts of sex from having cocks shoved in your mouth tells us a lot about you, but that’s not the point.
There’s a whole world of difference between saying you don’t like fake tits, and saying “I would not fuck her”. You act like every chick a guy ever nailed was 100% his perfect ideal, rather than a place to stick his dick.
Hell, I’m sure most guys have nailed chicks that were so nasty that they had to close their eyes to keep their boner going. It’s no different from taking a piss in a gas station mens room that smells like Baghdad, you can hate the place, but still use it.
Lols I have to agree with McFeely, Drew you’re one of those stereotypical, overall really average or below average guys, judging by the way you think. All guys have different preferences when it comes to women’s bodies, and some guys are turned off by SKINNNYYY ass girls. Also this might not be the majority, but there IS a good majority of guys out there who feel sex is just not good unless you do it with a girl you really feel something for–not just ’cause of her plastic breasts and stick arms/legs. Get some standards bro ~
The body is tight & her skin looks nice.
The face is odd.
And now I know where my morning breakfast grapefruit went. It was cut in half & more or less shoved into her chest. And I have to tell you, that really skeeves me out.
Agreed. Don’t you love to see what these men are sitting home next to at night lol.
definitely a hit it and forget it deal
Wait,what? You are probably a virgin, or if not, pretty damn close. You wouldn’t forget it. You would probably obsess over it every waking second. Don’t lie. You only wish you could get a piece
Agree
I would feed her major ego issues for life, if I got to tap that even once… thats how frigging hot that is.
you can’t forget child support…..
Jeez, that nose pokes out further than her titties!!!
yeah but if you play it right you only have to look at the top of her head …and the back of it
So when is she getting her face fixed?
Ditto, butterface for sure.
In Farrah’s defense (oh God I can’t believe I’m going there), her mom did beat her to within an inch of her life as well as the baby daddy died before their child was born. She’s had a rough hand. I wouldn’t blame her for getting pissed at her mom for once again trying to control her life.
With that said. Reality money sure does buy a nice body.
Oh my god. It sounds like you have watched the show. How lonely is that?
The fact that you use terms like “the baby daddy” explains why you’d be sympathetic towards her.
Agreed Mel
No no no I was defending her from a superfish comment… when he said something about her having the gall to be pissed her mother is giving her a place to live.
And for the record. I’ve never seen, unfortunately she gets splattered across a few of the actual news pages I read and they keep bringing up how MTV lately has been a haven for moderate to severe domestic violence charges (Farrah and her mother, all the cases on Jersey Shore, the ones on Real World previously, and then of course the Oompa Loompa beating Gary Shirley).
And also for the record…. I like the term baby daddy despite the fact that I’m white and lacking in any baby daddies.
Let’s get this straight…Boyfriend bites the dust…Mom beats the shit out of her.
You’re right. I wouldn’t blame her for getting Tupperwear Tits either. Makes perfect sense.
I don’t think her face is so ugly…in fact I think she’s (facially) pretty cute. Great legs, too. But the rest…??? Naaahhhh…
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa @ Tupperware Tits, that is sooooo gonna me my ex sister in law’s new nickname. awesome
so basically, she traded her youth, self respect, prospects of education and decent employment…for laughable fake tits? Thanks MTV, for making all of this possible.
Because getting fake tits prevents you from getting an education and good employment. Right.
Your comments are typically nothing but trash, but this one takes the cake.
you’re an idiot. don’t respond to posts you don’t understand, that way people may suspect you’re an idiot, but they can’t prove it.
She fucked her life up by having a kid at 16, and MTV paid her to play out her white trash drama on TV, and she spent the money on fucking breast implants.
get it now? I tried to use small words.
Nice again. McFeely raining down on you Drew, you best just s t f u.
I’ve got fake tits and I’m a lawyer. Maybe I just wanted bigger boobs. Not defending her, but I hate it when some guys hate on girls for fake tits–the same guys who wouldn’t date a girl with small ones.
lada, you have to understand that McFeely Smackup is our resident woman hater. You see, he’s one of those fat, lonely, depressed men that has nothing positive to ever say about a woman because he’s been kicked to the curb and dissed by them so much that he just hates the site of women period, fake tits or not. If you’ve ever seen any of his posts you’ll find that the majority of them do nothing but insult women in some way. He’s ass angry and yes, a whining bitch at times but you’ll get used to it. Most of us just give him a little attention, like snacks there (the resident hanger-on), and just try and make him feel important or make him feel like he’s actually “somebody”. It’s our little way of giving back to the dumbfucks, who you might say want to be equal TOO.
Agreed on that TOO!! I don’t like Mcfeely either he’s a fucking asshole.
So lada what’s it like being a man with fake tits? Oh wait you are a female lawyer. Gotcha.
I’d date a woman with fake tits. Especially a lawyer. That way I could be a kept man hehehehehehe
You guys are my faithful readers.
Fake tits or a decent haircut? Hmmm…decisions, decisions.
I got an idea for MTV… Music Videos!!! All they would have to do is show music videos 24/7. It’s a crazy idea I know, but it just might work.
♫♫…”Reality killed the video star”…♫♫
+10
Right On
famous for a vagina..wow congrats on that
Bad bangs
bad boobs
bad baby-mama
HAHAHA. Serious bad bangs! True dat.
SHE IS THE BIGGEST IDIOT HAHA! She is soo stupid, its kind of sad. She should have used that money for rhinplasty……shes gross.
Mommy or not that’s a lovely figure. The face, however….
Did she get that injured hand while smacking around Gary Shirley or defending him from Amber? I lost my scorecard for this show somewhere under the Cheetos crumbs and anti-abortion literature in my house…
Maybe she burnt herself trying to flee her house after her kid set the place on fire while she wasn’t looking.
zero ass
haha yeah her front looksgood but her ass is non existant!
better than a nasty ass
Sooo… the anorexic, cokewhore looks is what guys find sexy? Everything about her screams trash… my god. I don’t even know who this bitch is, and I haven’t watched a second of MTV in about ten years, but I’m feeling the strong urge to punch her in her cunty horseface.
Wow. You literally took the words out of my mouth, about the punching and the cunty horseface, and the who the fuck is she.
I like!
Nice to see she has her priorities straight…
I’m sure she’s put thousands of dollars away for her kids education. But unfortunately to her that probably means she bought her baby breast implants.
I think her face is pretty too…
Look at that cast, she gives a mean hand job.
Still fucking hot.
No.
Bad, Bad boob job…
Mother want another?
I would like to play kick ball with all these MTV whores decapitated heads. Is that wrong?
If that game is wrong, I don’t want you to be right.
Yeah, Farrah’s hollow head would be easiest to kick across the field and you’d probably break your damn foot trying to kick Amber’s pumpkin head.
Oh rules state you must wear the steel toed boots for this rollicking game of whore head kick.
I don’t get it!
Mother want another?
Soon as she turns 18, she’ll be newest porn sensation, guaranteed.
I’d be happy to hit that if given the chance.
I just hit that from 15 inches away….please pass the Bounty….
wow for someone who cries about being broke and having no money, cry for ehr abby to get social security. She walks out with a boob job? What a stupid b!%ch
This sucks….no avatars……
They should have spent that money on the face not the tits.
I like her bangs !
Hey, someone is stealing my handle!
Anyway, are the bitches on this show as useless as the ones on ’16 and Pregnant’? I watched that once and the girl was a piece of trash and they guy was an epic loser. They fit the stereotype to a ‘t’.
Handle stealers should be shot cc. On another note, there is another fucking show with young stupid whores?
Oh yes. Can’t enough of those teens procreating, especially the ones that have virtually no hope of doing a good job as a parent.
She used all that money to blow up her boobs but she is still a shitty mother!
She should be proud of a rack like that !
Where do they find this vapid trash ? Seriously … where do they find it ? Really. [vomits]
I don’t like her ears either. I can’t see her ears, but I’m sure they will be objectionable too.
brit….The ears serve a purpose……..come closer and let me show you.
Steals money from hard working Americans? Check
Tacky poofed hair with ugly bangs? Check
Bad mother? Check
PEGGY BUNDY!
Peggy Bundy.
That explains the erection in my pants
“Any time I caught a glimpse of the show”
I’ll bet the blogger watches that show top to bottom every time it airs.
For research purposes only of course. It’s the job, not because he wants to.
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/abortion-4260.asp
so she wants to be a stripper? nice. whore.