Teen Mom Jenelle Actually Made The World A Better Place. What The Hell Just Happened?
Within the span of just one week, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans managed to sell the following stories to Radar/Star/National Enquirer (All the same company.):
And some, if not all of these things might not have even happened, but they sounded entirely believable because she’s retarded white trash from the south which we know thanks to MTV turning her into a reality star. A move that it now regrets which I didn’t even think was possible, so clearly a comet’s heading towards the Earth and only MTV knows about it. E! News reports:
Has Jenelle Evans recent drama gotten to be too much to handle, even for MTV.
TBD. Multiple sources tell E! News that Teen Mom 2 is “definitely on its way out,” but MTV isn’t confirming that—yet.
Another insider told E! News, that Jenelle, who earlier this month filed assault charges against husband Courtland Rogers and suffered a miscarriage, is “too much of a liability.”
“The way she’s going, she could literally die and MTV will be blamed for it,” the insider adds. “They should have just taken away all her Twitters and Facebooks. Whatever.”
You read all that right. A reality star on MTV was somehow too much of an attention whore that even MTV went, “Whoa, we need to shut this attention whoring down,” then made a smart and responsible decision to cancel Teen Mom albeit way, way, way too many seasons too late. I’m talking whoever came in with the pitch for 16 and Pregnant should’ve been shot at the door and had his/her carcass paraded around town for villagers to beat with a stick. You have to fight evil with evil.