Taylor Swift Secretly Wrote ‘This Is What You Came For’ Confirmed

“Wait, honey, real quick. Fuck me over and I will end you.”
“Do you have to say that every time we go somewhere?”

If it wasn’t already clear that Taylor Swift is the one who dumped Calvin Harris – who’s been acting like one helluva bitch since she started dating Tom Hiddleston, hence all of this – it turns out she secretly wrote his hit song “This Is What You Came For” which Calvin thanked her for by basically telling Ryan Seacrest, “What? No, I’d never work with my girlfriend. Gross,” essentially fucking their relationship right in the ass. TMZ reports:

It’s a fascinating story. We’ve learned an early fan rumor about the song is true, but to a deeper extent than anyone suspected. During their relationship, Taylor wrote the song, sat down at a piano and did a demo into her iPhone. She sent it to Calvin, who loved it. They both went into a studio and did a full demo with Taylor on vocals and Calvin doing the beat.
They both knew the song would be a hit, but Taylor wrote it for Calvin and both agreed it was a bad idea to let the world know they collaborated as a couple … it would overshadow the song.
So Taylor, who kept the publishing rights, used the pseudonym Nils Sjoberg on the credits.

Since TMZ’s report, Taylor Swift’s rep has officially confirmed to The Huffington Post that the rumors are true, and Calvin Harris is taking it well.

Calvin Harris will be last seen entering a Thai massage parlor and never heard from again. In related news, Tom Hiddleston sleeps with a dagger now as his screams of, “What was that?! SHE’S HERE!” pierce the night air.

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