- New Superman is banging Gina Carano. Well played, British Supes, well played… [Lainey Gossip]
- Rosie O’Donnell forces go stronger. Now would be a good time to build a moat, Bonanza. [Dlisted]
- True story: Photo Boy thought shots of Lena Dunham from the back were Danny DeVito and, frankly, how do we know she isn’t? How do we know she isn’t? [Just Jared]
- Girls Who Tug Clothes: It’s why we have an Internet. [theCHIVE]
- Ryan Gosling & Will Ferrell: ‘Knife Guys’ [Gossip Cop]
- A whole bunch of shit about the new Arrested Development episodes coming in May. [BuzzFeed]
- Reese Witherspoon is still a MILF. A dagger-chinned MILF, but a MILF nonetheless. [Popoholic]
- Miss Kate Upton? Here she is as a sexy 60s housewife. [TooFab]
- This new batch of Miss America contestants are stretchy. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Klaus Kinski sounds like a cool dad. [FilmDrunk]
- Cindy Crawford will make you feel like a 13-year-old kid with an erection all over again. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Christopher Nolan‘s next movie will be about wormholes. Sold. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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They are delightfully perky.
As for Superman, he might want to take a look at who Gina used to be engaged to…and then go stock up on condoms.
Photoshop was invented specifically for this.
Taylor now officially has it all. She’s got the career, the voice, the blonde hair, the long legs and now boobs. Looking good Taylor looking good! The perfect woman.
It was inevitable – Munn is so boring, she finally even bored herself.
Nice b-cups Taylor. Works perfectly for you!
I can almost hear Olivia Munn’s inside voice repeating “Must… Not… Kill…”
“Oh, yeah, I mean, sure, you can put it on the mantle. That’s another way to use it.”
Jesus, Olivia Munn looks like shit.
(If you’re wondering, I’m smiling gleefully while typing this)
I must say her 2 new assets look fantastic on her. She is crazy, but she is hot as hell.
Go to your happy place, Olivia, go to your happy place…If I don’t make eye contact, she can’t turn you to stone…go to your happy place…
I can’t decide if I should be making a joke about these two being emotionless robots, or if I should be making a joke about which one of them is taking that giant glass butt plug up the… HEY HEY!!
Why can’t Taylor Swift find lasting true love? Everyone she approaches turns to stone.
Those Kate Upton photos started out promising. Then some guy started showing up in them. The photographer need to stage Kate by herself.
I can almost hear her whispering ‘hug me back or the next single will be about you.’
I look forward to the album where Taylor devotes 12 songs to her lesbian-experimentation fling with Ellen DeGeneres.
These two doing each other with that award would be my People’s Choice.
Don’t give a shit, this bitch is sexy.
“You are never, ever, gonna touch these boobies.”
“Josh, were you Bilbo or Frodo? I don’t remember.”
“This is the award? Really? I think I owe John Mayer an apology.”
“Hey girl you look lonely, what say you and get out of here and then break up in 6 months?”
That looks nothing like Olivia Munn. WTF?
“You date me next or I’ll cut you with this.”
Damn Taylor has some really nice boobies finally!
This was Taylor Swift, NOT Taylor Momsen?
I like both of their breasts.
When Did she Grow Boobs?
You’d be amazed at what you can do with titty-tape these days.
Taylor looks like Hitler’s wet dream. Blonde. Blue eyes. tall. Thin.
What the Hell happened to Portia de Rossi?
Semen Deficiency Syndrom
You can see the fear in his eyes, saying to himself “please don’t ask me out, please don’t ask me out, I don’t want a song written about me”.
Of course he could also be saying “Fuck, I knew I should have brought some shrimp and cocktail sauce with me tonight”.
Nothing worse than being a short man.
His bank account makes him about 10 ft tall, I am sure he is doing fine. He is banging Kaley Cuoco and has multiple syndicated shows, I am sure he wakes up everyday wanting to kill himself.
-yawn-
next time put some actually hot chicks on stage and maybe we’d actually give a shit
Hope the bangs are gone for good.
The expression on Olivia’s face sums up my feelings about Taylor Swift perfectly. Fucking boring. After every break up she comes out with the full glam on, to hook another poor bastard. And she will definitely hook one.
Don’t hate on the poor bastards of this world,. They too need their share of pussy.
She looks amazing.
Shield your eyes, boys! That’s a “Cantatrix Vacuosa”! She’ll suck the lifeforce out of you and turn it into a song!
olivia looks ugly as usual.
I’d fuck Taylor until her bones break.
Then I’d help her spend her money.
Mansions, bitches, and chrome wrapped lambos.
soooo beautiful my taylor! I love her. I know she’s fuckin crazy, but love her anyway.
she def got implants… a good size to fit her body tho
I really can’t stand Olivia Munn. She thinks she is funny… she is not.
Looks like someone bit the bottom of her boob.
New vagina is better than old vagina, even for lesbos.
The Hobbit, the Witch and the non Golden Globe.
(Olivia Munn gets off easy today)
That’s one super hot crazy cat lady.
hot
Come on Taylor, make the sex tape and cash out already.