Taylor Swift Is Skipping The VMAs, Life As We Know It Has Ended
Seen here petting koalas with Blake Lively because you did what with your life? Went to some bar? Taylor Swift has announced she’ll be skipping this year’s VMAs, and now’s the part where her team tries to pretends it has nothing to do with both Kanye West performing and Kim Kardashian presenting. PEOPLE reports:
Although the singer is currently spending time in New York City, Swift will not be in the crowd when the VMAs return to the Big Apple, a source close to the VMAs and Swift exclusively confirms to PEOPLE.
“Taylor was never scheduled to attend the VMAs,” says the insider.
In related news, the earth just spun off its axis as the purpose to life in the universe clearly no longer has meaning. Why, Taylor Swift? Why?