Good Morning, Taylor Swift’s Short Shorts, And Other News

Thor’s dick is in the Vacation trailer. You’re welcome. [Lainey Gossip]

Sofia Vergara can talk about her breasts as much as she wants. [Fishwrapper]

James McAvoy shaved his head. Holy shit, nerds! [Dlisted]

These Selfies Almost Make You Forget It’s Monday [theCHIVE]

Everyday is White Appreciation Day, you simple fucks. [The Frisky]

Pamela Anderson’s gold-digging game stops for no man. [WWTDD]

Charlotte McKinney’s breasts. [Egotastic!]

FUCK YOU, SCIENCE, YOU TRAITOR! [Death and Taxes]

Joanna Krupa’s in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez naked in bed. [Popoholic]

Charlotte McKinney’s breasts and something Kate Upton. [IDLYITW]

Emily Ratajkowski’s nude selfie. [Celebslam]

Those are Charli XCX’s nipples. [DrunkenStepfather]

Photos: AKM-GSI, FameFlynet