Taylor Swift Has More Friends Than You
Taylor Swift collects pop stars, actresses, and supermodels at a rate that would should suggest she’s a serial killer, but until they start finding some bodies (RIP, Batgirl.), it’s going to be portrayed as super-feminine girl power because they all swap dicks or perish in the Thunderdome. Anyway, here’s her Bad Blood Girl Squad at the VMAs last night with the notable exception of Lena Dunham because everyone starts asking who invited Martin Short.
“Aww, I love you guys!”
“And I love Uncle Martin!”
(Get it? From the movie Clifford? — I’m not old!)