Taylor Swift Might Be Banging Drake

Because it’s apparently Who’s Touching Sex Parts Day on The Superficial, reports are coming out that Taylor Swift might be hooking up with Drake after the two were all over each other at his birthday party that Rihanna bailed on. So you could read the best rundown on that on Lainey Gossip and/or look at these pics of Taylor Swift and pretend your penis is her microphone. I’m not here to tell you how to live your life. I’m just here to point it down the path of spiritual enlightenment, and it’s totally the wiener stuff. Come with me to Shangri-La… *sees a beautiful white tiger ensconced in supernatural splendor, shoves it out of the way* Move! I can’t see the mouth stuff. Idiot.

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