Taylor Swift & Conor Kennedy Broke Up Already

October 25th, 2012 // 65 Comments
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Taylor Swift bought a house right next door to the Kennedys after only dating 18-year-old Conor for the summer, so you’ll probably be surprised to learn that ended with him immediately dumping her as soon as he started his senior year of high school (Yup.) and remembered, “Oh, right, there are chicks who’ll have sex with me without turning it into a multi-platinum album. I’ll bang them.” Us Weekly reports:

“They quietly parted ways a while ago,” the friend explains of the “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” crooner, 22, and the high school senior, 18. “It was just a distance thing. No hard feelings. They’re fine.”

In related news, Taylor Swift just announced her latest single, “I Spent An Entire Summer Eating Seafood, Which I Hate, But Still Blew You And All You Did Is Lee Harvey Oswald My Heart (Wicked Pissah Remix).”

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  1. EricLr

    If you’re still looking for a Kennedy, I hear Michael Skakel is single.

  2. The Most Interesting

    So, new album in 6 months?

  3. Jack Ketch

    Ugh, it’s true what they say … she looks like a rat, and makes really shitty music. Connor Kennedy, oh, puleeese.

  4. echz

    Are they ever, ever, ever getting back together?

  5. Rico Jones

    He dumped her because she is a total snooze-fest. Very pretty but I’ve been saying for years that she gives off an empty vibe. She puts out a very sexless vibe for such a beautiful woman. And that is why he dumped her.

    • Burt

      Ever seen her without makeup? Ugh…

      My guess is that she’s high-maintenance…emotionally so, that is.

  6. Dude of Dudes

    Goddamnit. Couldnt he have driven her over a bridge so we wouldnt have to bear her insipid music anymore?

  7. Baron Otto Van Otto

    In a statement released by Conor’s erstwhile father, Blain Chadwick Kennedy, it was revealed that the Kennedy’s firmly disapprove of sleeping with the help.

  8. mrsmass

    they were only dating for two months and during that time she thought it was a good idea to buy a house right next to his? i’d dump the psycho bitch too.

  9. El Jefe

    That awkward moment when you realize you stupidly bought a house next to your ex-boyfriend’s grandmother.

  10. Quick! What rhymes with “Kennedy”?

  11. hijkmno

    One of her ex-boyfriends should write a song called, “Maybe you’re the problem.”

    • PunkA

      I feel a new John Mayer song coming on. I am sure he will add something about having loud sexc with Katy Perry in the chorus, too.

  12. He’s 18 and got laid by “Taylor Swift”. This guy is gonna have every girl in his class grabbing for his cock. It’s gonna be a good senior year.

  13. James Deen's Peen

    He probably convinced her to let him jazz on her face then bounced.

  14. BenDoverman

    He realized how gross she is with giant boney feet, no ass, and too much makeup.

  15. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
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    A Oh…I feel a song coming!!

  16. anonym

    Seems like rich girls have a hard time dating.

    Taylor, We don’t have to date. Just let me your gigolo. I will be your exclusive boy toy, as long as I have full access to the money.

  17. FUCKBEAST

    Fuck, Album, Fuck, Album, Fuck, Album

  18. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    From off-camera: “WHORE!”

  19. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    MFer
    Commented on this photo:

    Those bangs have got to go…

  20. Cock Dr

    OMG…what an awesome senior year in high school that Kennedy kid in gonna have.
    “And Coner what did you do on your summer vacation?”
    “I screwed and then dumped America’s tween queen pop diva and her new top 40 hit is all about ME.”

  21. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
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    She and Katy Perry fall into the same category of boring as fuck singers the media keeps pushing on us with their milktoast, extremely average “music”

  22. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
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    I can already hear the next song she releases. “Wahh! My boyfriend dumped me after I bought a house next to him like the stalker I am!”

    How about you stop dating assholes and being a crazy bitch?

  23. The Royal Penis

    $10 says she likes small cocks or is intimidate by big ones.

    She does have a small frame.

  24. Jill

    God, as a woman I am so freaking insulted by this insufferable nitwit. She’s rich as hell, set for life, attractive, and young. She needs to stop bitching about her incredibly immature romantic feelings and start thinking about something else for 5 seconds and, I don’t know, maybe enjoy her life. This is why some men think women are idiots. It’s women like her being front and center, able to do little else but talk about men and how they make her feel.

  25. Wow, that’s a lot of song material for a very short amount of time. Here’s the song list for her next album:
    1) You’re no Jack Kennedy
    2) I’ll be back, but you won’t
    3) Caroline is a better lover
    4) You can’t make my Red state blue
    5) Jake, John, Conner, ahhh… whatever. I can’t remember your name

  26. Schmidtler

    OMG! Taylor and that Kennedy guy broke up! I didn’t even hear the screeching of brakes, thunderous blood curdling sounds of metal crunching and the splash of a car hitting the water!

  27. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    Commented on this photo:

    ERMAGERD, BREAKERPS!

  28. You know she’s batshit crazy.

  29. PunkA

    C’mon, we all know he dated her, then dumped her just to get a song written about it. Now he can brag to his friends whenever the song hits the airwaves.

    Stupid girl.

  30. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    Jason
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    Jesus that girl is ugly.

  31. person of interest

    The voice inside Taylor Swift’s head:
    “Conor K, you must be gay.
    You broke my heart, now I’ll rip your ass apart!”

  32. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    toopier
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s odd that she will go to so much trouble to insure that you never through her shirt, but we all have the exact shape of her vagina memorized.

  33. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    toopier
    Commented on this photo:

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  34. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    blah
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    Her right hand is scary.

  35. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    Rosie the Riveting
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    You know, a lot of girls can pull off side boob. It takes skill to pull of side camel toe.

  36. Bob

    Conor Kennedy!
    The first Kennedy to be assassinated by a song.

  37. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    Gray
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    With all this talk of this chick who writes songs to slam her boyfriend when she breaks up, should the comment be that this chick is a ho unless the reason why she breaks up with them is that she doesn’t put out and is a bigger tease than Katy Perry? But let’s ask John Mayer, he dated this chick before and now he’s dating Katy Perry.

  38. Bionic_Crouton

    I’m going to guess that her next album will be raps about her growing up on the streets and bustin’ caps in people’s asses.

  39. terry

    She ain’t going to age right. That 18 year old Kennedy guy probably hit that pussy and then hauled ass.

  40. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    everyones always saying shes beautiful (I believe she even does cosmetic commericals now) but every time I see that shrewsh rat face I think of a ferret.

  41. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    Bronson Pinchot's Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    hunchback

  42. inkydink

    For 22 years old, this twat has ‘dated’ a lot of men/boys. I bet she’s a psycho nympho under all that ‘golly gee shucks’ facade she puts on every time she wins an award. Why does she keep winning awards anyway? She sucks. White bra under skintight black top is a NO!

  43. devilsrain

    why the fuck would you want to be part of the Kennedy clan anyway. They have so much bad karma

  44. classy

    “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” so she is stating the obvious, right? Because her exes dumped her and obviously doesn’t want her back. This girl has some track record. Relationships only lasting a few to several months and being the immature twat that she is, writes the gist of her relationships in her songs. Yeah that will make your boyfriend hang on to you.

  45. maybe she is Deadfuck

  46. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
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    looks like a fucking wax statue

  47. Anonymous

    I’m guessing that Taylor Swift is lousy in bed. Not Jessica Simpson lousy in bed more like Tara Reid lousy in bed.

  48. Burt

    He dumped her when he realized that fake ‘golly-gee-shucks’ look she does at her concerts isn’t fake at all, and that she does it all the fucking time?

  49. Taylor Swift Cameltoe
    Jeff_MWMM
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    oh yeah…..

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