Taylor Swift & Conor Kennedy Broke Up Already

Taylor Swift bought a house right next door to the Kennedys after only dating 18-year-old Conor for the summer, so you’ll probably be surprised to learn that ended with him immediately dumping her as soon as he started his senior year of high school (Yup.) and remembered, “Oh, right, there are chicks who’ll have sex with me without turning it into a multi-platinum album. I’ll bang them.” Us Weekly reports:

“They quietly parted ways a while ago,” the friend explains of the “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” crooner, 22, and the high school senior, 18. “It was just a distance thing. No hard feelings. They’re fine.”

In related news, Taylor Swift just announced her latest single, “I Spent An Entire Summer Eating Seafood, Which I Hate, But Still Blew You And All You Did Is Lee Harvey Oswald My Heart (Wicked Pissah Remix).”

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