Taylor Swift Tried To Bang Bradley Cooper

January 16th, 2013 // 32 Comments
Dumped Again
Taylor Swift Single Harry Styles Break Up
What Are The Odds? Read More »

Even though careful The Crap We Missed readers already know who walked away with the prize, here’s the time Taylor Swift tried to get Jennifer Lawrence to make Bradley Cooper bang her. Via Radar:

“Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor,” a source told RadarOnline.com.
“First of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor.
“He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious.
“It was a little awkward for Bradley. Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together.
“He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends.”

When reached for comment, Bradley Cooper told The Superficial, “Whoa, wait a minute, I didn’t say any of that. I specifically said, You’re out of your fucking mind if you think I’m going to be the subject of a song called, ‘Hey, Guess Who’s A Secret Homo. It’s Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper’s A Secret Homo.’ In fact, when I talked to Jen- wait, shit. Give me that tape recorder!” In related news, Bradley Cooper is remarkably adept at pinning a man down and taking what he wants. Probably should’ve seen that coming.

Photos: Getty


  1. Gary Grant

    Bradley didn’t want to get Swift boated in her next album.

  2. Taylor Swift 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    This is some serious made up bull shit. First off Jennifer is a FAN of Taylor’s not a ‘friend’. She’s only just met her a few fucking days ago.

  3. In her defense, who HASN’T tried to bang Bradley Cooper?

  4. Juano

    The minute I saw the comment that he was 16 years older than her, I knew this was bullshit. She only dates high school kids.

  5. Taylor Swift 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look close enough, you can see the words ‘Serta’ and “Sealy’ imprinted into her back.


    Taylor Swift’s personality < drying paint

  7. Well Taylor Swift is not a man so…

  8. Annie

    Taylor is afraid of men though. That’s why she keeps trolling high schoolers. What twenty-something woman goes after teens?

    Seriously, she’s old enough to be a college graduate and she’s picking up high school seniors. That is some serious shit right there. 5 year age gap. And this is what you get for not going to school and meeting people your own age. Her maturity is not where it should be at this age. She’s still very innocent.

    I do not believe in any way she even slept with John Mayer. In fact, I’m pretty sure she got scared of his womanizing ways.

  9. Taylor Swift 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Giving an over-the-shoulder scowl is the new ducklips.

  10. Nippy

    Such a pretty girl. So fucking stupid.

  11. Schmidtler

    Well, dammit fish, now I’m going to have to come up with another title for my new single now that you’ve ruined ‘hey guess who’s a homo, bradley cooper is a homo’.
    I thought Cooper only went for old squinty eyed broads with dried up uteruses?

  12. Taylor Swift 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh oh Taylor, turned down for a bearding contract! Gonna have to make up that income loss somehow . . . better kick-start that “Rejected Flower” junior prom fashion line at Walmart!

  13. Adam Frawley

    Sounds like she won’t let them do the nasty thing , or she’s such a big whore that the last boyfriend news article is a cover story. Either way , no guy wants a song written about him after they break up. I imagine her “star – fuck ” super list is getting really short

  14. ace11

    Im sure Jake and John weren’t looking for Coffee & Ice Cream dates

    She probably wasn’t giving them anything worthwile

  15. I know we were all looking forward to hearing her new single “Cooper in my Pooper”.

  16. kery

    she is afraid of men but who isn’t after all ;D

  17. This woman is the very definition of “meh”.

  18. Taylor Swift 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not as attractive as she thinks she is. Saltine anyone?

  19. Taylor Swift 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me or did someone buy a new pair of boobs? She used to be built like a surfboard.

  20. Brian

    Why can’t America let Taylor grow up! She’s a woman,and a very beautiful woman!

  21. Bonnie

    She looks like a young female version of Donald trump

Leave A Comment