- Jennifer Lopez‘s manager thinks this Casper Smart thing is fucked up/really wants to get fired. [Lainey Gossip]
- Into Asian chicks? Cancel your morning. [theCHIVE]
- Anderson Cooper and M.I.A. had some sort of fight that demonstrated neither one of them know anything about anything. [Dlisted]
- Apparently the five people who saw John Carter are demanding a sequel. [FilmDrunk]
- Terminator: The Musical [Heavy]
- Candice Swanepoel‘s in a bikini. [Popoholic]
- Tiny Stormtroopers live up to the hype. [BuzzFeed]
- Elsa Hosk shows some pink. [Hollywood Tuna]
- There’s a trailer for Johnny Depp and Tim Burton‘s excuse to have gothic sex in a Victorian house for a month again. [TooFab]
- I would do Jennifer Tilly. [Celebslam]
- Stacy Keibler poses for Maxim Australia. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Finally, you too can smell like Donald Trump. [HuffPost Celebrity]
- The 30 Most Provocative Pics in Sports [Bleacher Report]
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Is this a parody?
There’s an 11 year old in a bikini on that Chive link.
I wonder how long before they realize that.
Looks pretty damn good to me
First ahhhh haha
First ahhhh haha!,
She looks like she just got knocked out by an uppercut of stench.
The stench of desperation is strong in this one
lol! cute.
She turned 18 and no one’s paying attention to her anymore. Ha.
Now at least she wears something more that just lingerie
Taylor doing what she seems to do best; teasing the next generation of lesbians.
Taylor looks kind of bangable in those boots, however, she’s still not worthy of wiping Joan Jett’s ass.
Who the fuck is she?
my first thought was “what” is it – then who the hell is she
It bugs the hell out of me that her stockings aren’t the same height.
In other other news – I think the guy from Gawker has been reading my posts:
“Have online comment sections become ‘a joke’?”
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/11/tech/web/online-comments-sxsw/index.html
He’s a fucking idiot
(hows that for “toxic”?)
who would have thought that random internet commentary, by anonymous internet commenters wouldn’t solve all of societies ills?
Methinks he expects too much from the proletariat. Fucking ivory tower elitist.
Wonder how many time they “practiced” that move in the dressing room?
At least the footwear here is interesting.
I’ll take one
WOW Jennifer Tilly rocking body & very very rich from all that Simpsons money. Where do I sign up?
It is a shame you gave up acting. I’d like her to star in a series of remakes of 1980′s women’s prison movies. Who wants to play the sadistic guard?
From Cindy Lou Whore a character from Pretty Women
id peel those shorts off her with my teeth
She looks like she belongs in the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland.
Dumb.
GIrl get a stylist, you are not pulling this off on your own.
she can still sit on my face all day.
She needs to lose the ridiculous hair extensions already.
She’s a fucking, cocksucking whore. And her mother, too. Are they listed in Room 23 yet?
Because I want some of that Mother/Daughter piles of cocaine/crack action. Yeah, I’m a sick fuck. So what…it’s the Hollyweird Norm. Wake up and smell the piss and shit on Jessica Simpson’s face.
hello beautiful!
way hotter than miley
what a putz bassist