Last summer, months before she even turned 18, Miley Cyrus set the world aflutter by kissing girls on stage in-between choreographed vagina diddles. So, of course, Taylor Momsen has added a simulated girl-on-girl orgy to her stage show, also months before turning 18. Except you really have to give Taylor the advantage here because she seems jaded enough to avoid the inevitable pregnancy waiting around the corner for Miley. Or she’ll get knocked up just to have an abortion and post in on YouTube with a skulls and Hello Kitty border. “Summer Vacay!” she’ll probably call it.
NOTE: I just looked up Taylor on Wikipedia for the first time to get her birthday, and where the hell did this chick go? Bring that one back.
Photos: Splash News
“First” gets a visit from Chris Hansen.
Good to see she’s still a major draw at the converted conference room…
What’s with these kids and the untoned bodies. If I wanted pasty fat I’d be Kristie Alley’s bedspread.
Yeah, WTF? flabby bellies on these girls at that age is the natural progression into Ke$ha, then Kristie Alley and finally Aretha.
These pictures are seriously depressing.
Gross…just gross!
Sorry, Taylor. If you’re going to do this properly, you’re going to need to bury your face in some muff on stage. Make it happen.
Agreed, she needs to pull so Lords of Acid shit if she wants to keep up.
does she like dick?
She seemed OK with it when she blew me.
Chubby jailbait faux lesbian stage orgy…Taylor continues to push the limits of “edgy” in as predictable a fashion as could be imagined. I can’t wait to see the massive pile of fail she pulls out when “underage” isn’t the sole point of her act.
Now go do some situps you damn kids.
seriously right? TV has led me to believe that all teen girls were hot, toned, temptresses. Hell, my MOM could look that good in that little skirt – a thought that makes me want to vomit just as much as looking at this kid.
I can see a sex tape in Taylor’s future when she hits 18. And I will be thanking the lord above for it trust me.
Is that Blossom?
I have never seen her “perform” anywhere but low ceilinged, accoustic paneled, neon beer sign hanging bars. At least Miley faked her lesbianism in front of an actual crowd.
bar ambiance beats an arena any day. drinks are cheaper too, and the price to take my daughter to pretty reckless was fifteen bucks each. miley cost parents a couple THOUSAND per ticket. fuck that
Wait, that’s your daughter on stage?
I guess they dress up their sacks of flour in lingerie in Whoville.
It’s a beer gut contest. Momsen has been challenged!
Yeah that is fully disgusting. Why on earth does she think anyone wants to see that shit?? Just because your self esteem is so low that you can pull this off, doesn’t mean it’s sexy or appealing or edgy in any way. It just means you’re oblivious to what a slob you look like.
If this is gonna be happening, I WILL attend one of her ‘performances’ with a nice healthy carton of rotten eggs to hurl. If the place subsequently burns down, well that’s just a bonus and I swear in advance I will have had nothing to do with it.
I guess she’s never heard the phrase ‘trying too hard’, like EVER.
She even fails at trying to look like a ‘with-it’ lesbo, because that broad she dragged up on stage needs a pink belly done on her – stat. EWW.
I like how she’s supposed to be all ‘edgy and dark’ yet her band’s music sounds like any number of failed singles by American Idol cast-offs.
Hey you, wanna slap muffin tops?
Bellybucking contest?
Afterward, they wrote angry non-rhyming poetry in all lower-case letters.
That girl with her is a fucking eyesore. Jesus, get some pride, you puffy albino pig. If I wanted to see something like this I’d pay my nana to let me watch her bathe.
lol, That was fucking funny..
Maybe she’s trying to subconsiously scare herself straight?
“she’ll get knocked up just to have an abortion and post in on YouTube with a skulls and Hello Kitty border. “Summer Vacay!”
Not even the blogger’s visceral humor can make up for this sad, muffin topped spectacle.
snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore
Who knew Mischa Barton had the agility to dance AND sing, all in those boots? Someone needs to point out to her though that the X on her partner’s hand indicates she was rejected by quality control.
1, 3, 2, 4
“You are a fake lesbian! I’m bigger than you and higher on the food chain! Git in mah belly!”
GET ME MY RONSON, I AM MEGAMILEYLILOZORD!
Is that Alyson Hannigan ?
looks more like Lindsay’s sister.
Sexual chocolate……
Taylor Momsen – keepin’ cerebal palsy sexy since 2010
I’m sorry, but don’t those two seem a bit gassy? Honey if ya can’t eat the cabbage then stay outta the salad bar
if that’s a gut than all you women here are in trouble
Ooooh! I’m a really angsty teenager, raaaaaaaar!
haha so true
That’s not how you make a baby!
Or is it….
Hey mediocre girl, If you aren’t even going to commit to an effective eating disorder how am I supposed to buy this whole “underage lesbian slut” shtick?
Did she borrow this chick from Snooki’s party?
Hey Fish….
That pic you referenced, the “before” picture. She was 15 in that photo ;)
Welcome to the club, pervert!
Dear Parents, you have failed.
Pst…I farted.
Young tits on the stage, locked in a lesbian embrace? How old is too old to go to that club?
Some days when I feel down about my life, I think to myself, “Somewhere, there’s a musician that has to play bass behind this every night”. Then I feel a lot better.
Finally, Hanson is back on tour.
Wait, I thought Ke$ha was blonde.
she is not that ugly.
Black leather granny panties? I’m in love.
I can only assume that hand on the left edge of the photo belongs to someone trying to convince the redhead to put her shirt back on.
LFAO, Oh my God Sarah will you please put your fucking shirt back on this is embarrassing! I can never take you anywhere!
Yeah, she was really pretty before she went all emo/goth/aids.
And when this current tour is over & she has something else to promote you’ll see the great Momsen makeover. She’ll chop off most of her hair, maybe dye it, totally change the makeup & style.
In the meantime we have the heroin chic raccoon persona.
“To thine own self be true” doesn’t carry a lot of weight with this douche. I remember when a person’s reputation used to mean something.
*sniff* I’m getting old, aren’t I?
“Put it on! Put it all on!”
I consider myself a sex obsessed pervert, but this leaves me cold. Silly little girls trying to be ‘edgy’ and shit. They’re all minging too.
oh leave Taylor alone, so she likes to have sex with pregnant women.
Taylor Momsen tosses one of her many, many, many dildos into the crowd.
When did Harley-Davidson start making adult diapers?
Damn, beat me, Leather Depends, they don’t just retain moisture, they trap it.
it makes perfect sense. This is all just a show. That kid didnt go anywhere it just got pushed to the side because of a publicity stunt. They make her act like some stripper wannabe so her band can ger a bunch of publicity. No one would even have heard of the pretty recklass without her acting like some wannabe devil whorshipper. And when she started the band maybe they thought she wasnt cool enough to be in a band and they wanted to make her a badass and bring in a harder crowd. Shes just a wannabe. I wish she would just stop. shes trying way too hard to be a badass
Photo #8, she’s wearing Ke$ha’s panties!!
When skankily dressed 17-year-olds KILL your boner, something ain’t right.
No breasts, no ass, no hips or any femininity… fish why do you continue to post this? Skinny with no shape is not hot! Being a size two has nothing on a size eight woman with curves. Please fix this asap.
P.S. No more pasty white women and no more orange fake tan women either.
Dude, you can have your size 8′s with “curves”.
Because he is a flaming queer and is afraid of attractive women.
Guys, Scarlett is a 6, sure sometimes she looks stuffed into things but in general she is more appealing than Megan Fox’s Skeletor impersonation. Don’t let the breast fool you ;) they can attach those things to anything!
I’m a size 0 and have curves.
Maybe mathematically, but for all intents and purposes…
Was there fisting after the scat? ‘Cause that’d be a show.
Love’s Still a Battlefield.