She dresses her puppy in adorable skirts and sweaters. Wait, that’s not emo. POLICE!
But on serious note, pics like these can’t help but make me think that even though Taylor Momsen has become a one-woman underage-tit show, like Miley Cyrus she’s just another lost little girl crammed into the Hollywood machine for her parents’ financial benefit. It’s really almost depressing until I remember these kids are also 800% of my income, and I like wearing Playstations for shoes.
*STOMP STOMP STOMP* Childhoods are overrated!
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Well, at least she’s decently covered up for a change.
I like her better when she’s flashing her tits! FACT!
+1
man this pic is truly hilarious just can t stop laughin!!!!
That dog is gee-ay-why.. I mean just fabulous. Ugh 9 mos to see this girl naked, can barely wait. Yeah shes naieve maybe and doesnt get the soul of punk much more than avril. But i rather see hot topic girls over fuckin old navy. This chick is wretchedly hot on her ugliest day.
It’s more like she’s wretchedly ugly on her hottest day
Cute dog… at both ends of the leash.
Pfft i seen rats bigger than that in nyc. A german shepherd, choc lab, golden retriever.. those are dogs.
I totally agree!
she looks like a ghost lulz
Interestingly enough all of us up here in Canada look just like this by January.
she looks so washed out that this can pass as a black and white photo
Actually, I think she looks more like a bag lady, to tell you the truth.
Actually i first thot it was mary-kate olsen. Who did i mention id fuck a hundred ways frm sunday..
Isn’t Taylor the granddaughter of Cousin Itt?
She look more like Mortisha
must be on the rag.
Does she think she’s Marilyn Manson now? I’m not sure who looks…better?
The dog
^TRUTH.
She’s got a great publicist / manager.
Bitch needs to seriously get over herself.
If she’s not showing her tits, what do we care?
I can’t imagine that any girl, including Momsen actually thinks her dark ass lips and eyes actually looks *good*. It doesn’t even look Goth, it looks terrible. There are some fucking gorgeous goth girls out there, and Momsen has the body (and arguably, face) to pull it of… I suggest she takes some notes instead of thinking the abused self mutilation whore look is good.
This bitch is a freak…she goes from flashing her tiny duct tape titties to walking around dressed like a pile of old dirty laundry, WTF? I hope this is some lame belated Halloween costume or she’s got some real fucking issues ( but I still want to cream pie the girl ).
Am I still high on demerol, or does she look like she’s levitating about a foot off the ground?
well, that might not be an either/or question, but I still need some feedback.
I totally see it!! freaky!!
thanks for validating me. can I see your tits?
i think the olsen twins did this look already
Dude xanax and beer are a potentially lethal combo, didn’t the doc tell you? Always. Separate. Drugs. ALWAYS
i love how all the black people hate her cuz she’s “too white”. jealous much?
What the fuck are you talking about? Black ppl don’t even know who the hell she is.
Jealous of what??, FUGLY?
Who the fuck is Taylor Momsen?
My sentiment exactly. Never heard anything she’s done. Only place I’ve seen her is here. Nothing hot/attractive/sexy about her. She’s even fucked up the skinny blond chick look.
i liked her before this whole im so fucking hardcore and sex is beneath me, look at my tits blah blah blah.
she makes me want to rip my, no… her hair out.
she was cindy loo woo for fuck sakes.
anyone who wears black lip stick should be shot.
How the hell did she manage to fuck up Goth?!?
Oh wait…it’s Taylor Momsen…nevermind.
Now, are those sunglasses she’s wearing or has she gone even more overboard with the eye makeup?
lol
you funny…. I am shocked she knows how to cover up. Something must be wrong with her body at this time.
She looks like s frickin’ witch!
i wear my sunglasses at night…
The good thing about wearing shades at night is that in event of an acid attack, you don’t go blind. Lucky!
Has anyobody seen the movie “THE RUNAWAYS” the movie about Joan Jett and Cherry Bomb?
Well if you dont, see it, or Goggle the Trailer,
This BITCH is Following Every single thing they were telling Cherry curry in the movie to do, which is
Be Jailbait
Be Sexy
be aggresive
This Bitch Is even wearing the SAME SHIT THE GIRL in the movie was wearing WHAT THE FUCK, Even the same Colors, same make up
and has a rock band
How pathetic does this bitch has to be, Please anyone that hates her, watch that movie, You would totally see how fake this idiot is,
I used to hate her, until I saw the movie, then I realized, She is a real Idiot,
now, anytime I see her, I can totally see trough her bullshit,
which is all fake
hah funni nick ;)
Immitation is a form of flattery , perhaps? I have seen that fvcking half star movie and remember the Runaways.
She’s not hot enough to be considered jailbait, IMO. Bait has to be tantalising. Jailbait was a 16-year old Angelina, or Lindsay in parent trap
Ha ha ha, U dumb bitch….
ug
Ellllliooootttttt.
Ok seriously that hair needs to GO. I think I spotted a family of rats living in it.
So f-ing lame…
Just 800%?
That look is soooooooooooo Olsen twins, circa 2004. There’s “retro” and then there’s just “lame”. She is the latter.
Pathetic stylist is pathetic.
For some reason she doesn’t piss me off. Amazing
PLEASE PAY THIS WOMAN, folks.
unless these rags are american.
She looks SO much older than she is O_O
she looks comfy …to sit on.
It’s Halloween right???
Just a little girl who wants to look older and doesn’t know how.
Oh she looks older all right
i’d hit it. (da dog..yumm)
That girl can actually sing pretty damned good unlike the other Taylor(with a number one album) that cannot and I CANNOT STRESS this enough….. carry a tune in five gallon bucket.
so true. momsen’s voice is uber sexy
My goth, she looks like shit.
Wow, I guess no one here seems to have a grasp on being comfortable with who they are. Whose business is it what SHE looks like and what might look better on her? You may not like it…okay, it isn;t for you…but has anyone ever told you YOU look like crap and you need to look more like what they think is right? Did you stand up for yourself and say “This is who I am”? She is who she is, and i applaud her for that. We need more people who are comfortable being who they are and don’t apologize for it. Everyone thinks it’s their business…news flash: it’s NOT.
What the hell is wrong with this girl? I don’t see how people can say she has a hot body when she’s just a complete twig. No curves, hips, anything whatsoever. Her face looks nice when it’s not covered in shitty makeup, though.
What a f**king poser