Taylor Momsen turns 18 next month which makes these nipple shenanigans less edgy and hXc with each passing day, but here she is performing in Leicestershire yesterday because I’m an historian. Years from now, we’ll look back at these photos and go, “Man, I miss the sweet, innocent Taylor Momsen who just used to put electrical tape over her nipples,” which will make a lot more sense once she starts making her vagina quote Edgar Allen Poe during her stage show. I don’t see this going any other way.
Photo: Flynet
She seems like such a fun girl…
Not to mention the fact that she’s all ready for helping me move my speakers!
everything Fish said is true. but still, it’s hard to argue with the decision making abilities of perfect tits.
I don’t know about perfect…that boob looks a bit rough around the edges. She should maybe think about switching to a less sticky brand of tape.
Gaffer tape. Leaves no residue. Mind you, it’d be pretty funny watching her take Gorilla Tape off.
She is super hot. Happy 18 B-day for all of us!
How did Fish miss this one?
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/taylor-momsen-flashes-1.jpg
I think she’ll be queefing the Road Warrior instead of quoting Edgar Allen Poe.
mcfeeley, that roughness on her tits is merely the shadow of Satan.
Nothing to be alarmed about.
Her boobs look like she’s breastfed an army of kids already. Hardly perfect. Sad and flat. Like her “music”.
wait…the real offense here…she’s smoking and she’s under 18
yay more sexy sideboob. bring on the sidecunt next month ~ xo
Sure. As long as you don’t mind herpes.
This might be interesting if she didn’t front a band that sounds like a frat party version of a decade and a half’s worth of girrrrl bands.
In short, she’s gone from, as Barf so eloquently put it, “From suck to blow!”
What a piece of trash. Will she even live to age 30? The world will be better off without her.
Who died and made you God?
I did
I can’t wait for this chick to get fully naked.
Right. Curveless bony junkies are so sexy.
Do you not remember Carrie Moss’ heroin chic of the early 90s & Twiggy of the 60s?
sexy is whatever big money says it is
Do you not remember Carrie Moss’ heroin chic of the early 90s & Twiggy of the 60s?
sexy is whatever big money says it is
No. Apparently I am not nearly as old as you must be. Healthy curves (e.g. Bar Rafaeli, Blake Lively, Marissa Miller, Kate Upton) are hot. That’s why they make big money modeling and acting. This sad little sack probably loses money on her music.
some like curves….others prefer a slim build. to each his own. there is no right or wrong.
Her first and third Hustler layouts will look great.
I appologize for her.
THESE SORT OF SICK AMERICANS JUST THINK THEY HAVE TO DO THESE THING TO HAVE SUCCES IN MAKING MONEY.
or is it because they think the record company will dump them?
Considering she’s playing a huge festival in England I blame the British. She can barely fill small clubs in America.
There’s a long tradition at British festivals of getting awful acts on so the crowd’s got someone to laugh and throw bottles at for an hour or so. Plus the age of consent is 16 here so it’s technically ok to stare at her tits.
yeah knebworth was like that lol i think reading too
“Plus the age of consent is 16 here so it’s technically ok to stare at her tits.”
Age of consent in most of the united states is 16; just for the record.
Hey, wait a minute, mate…exactly which country is it that has nude women on the third page of the newspapers? Is that so that they wil have success in making money? Or is that so you limey bastards can remember what females look like after buggering your little brothers all night? Or maybe the girls are afraid the photogs will dump them…???
I’m wondering if we should apologize (spelled correctly, btw) for YOU!
Er genius, you do realise that guy you’re ranting at most likely isn’t English? Given that he was apologising for an american popstar and he spelled apologise with a z (which is very quaint of you by the way, like you’re in some sort of perpetual early 90′s toy advert).
Age of consent applies to sexual relations. Obscenity laws can have different age limitations.
Well…how very deep. Now pay attention: Apologize/apologise = correct as is your choice. Appologize = incorrect regardless. Additionally, my post does not constitute a “rant”. More along the lines of a snappy, albeit a bit grumpy, comeback. Lack of sleep will do that to a guy.
umm… we don’t approve of her here, so…
listen, we actually don’t know what she is or where she came from, so the british can keep her.
Rumors around the electrician community is transparent tapes are quite edgy…
The tape is a medical and a professional necessity. Her nipples short out the microphone otherwise.
I’m going to allow this
I am going to allow you…
DeucePickle FTW!
She looks like she has B.O.
she looks like if you touched her, she’d be sticky.
Is that necessarily bad?
Such a healthy, wholesome looking young woman, spreading her message of female rock empowerment all over the Olde World.
Lady GaGa has upped the game. It takes more than a few pieces of black tape over the under 18 nips to rouse some outrage from the squares these days.
I can smell the desperate all the way from here.
18, firm, nice tits, long blonde hair to grab onto, long legs. What’s not to like?
Her music.
Gonnorhea.
Hell, you can get rid of the clap with a shot of penicillin. From my vantage point, she looks like she’d be worth it.
Looks like she’d be sticky? B.O.? Have you never heard of showering — especially with a “friend”?
I know it’s supposed to be shocking, but…Yawn…I think she’s been taking boring lessons from her vibrators.
Wait… What did Miley Cyrus do?
Fail.
Has she been emaciated, um i mean emancipated from her parents all this time?
man… .that must hurt when she takes that tape off
But in a good way.
Who is this? WHO IS THIS?
T-a-y-l-o-r M-o-m-s-e-n. Illiterate?
A blonde.
I have no idea who she is, but I like nice, young tits.
at her age they should be looking MUCH MUCH better
yeah no shit, wayyyyy too saggy
Huh? You think her boobs are saggy? Do you have boobs? Have you ever seen real ones? There’s nothing wrong whatsoever with her boobs.
if you ever watched gossip girl thats is dan’s sister who was trying to be like serena (blake lively) one minute then the next trying to sabotage her
have a sandwich you skeletron-skank.
she’s actually put on a little weight and looks much better than she used to
What’s the deal with the huge bruise underneath the boob?
That’s where she shoots up.
Does anyone other than stupid 13 year old girls buy in to this phoney “I’m a teenage girl and I hate my parents” bullshit anymore?
It’s high time that our society and culture was purged of ALL things designed to cater to 13-year-old girls. That means this bitch, all “Twilight” books, anyone related to “iCarly.com” and all “boy bands.”
Unfortunately since parents are coddling and taking care of every little need of their kids longer and longer I have met 26 year old men and women who complain that parents just don’t understand.
Why does it look like she did topless paintball over the weekend and took a pellet to the nipple?
i would like to punisher crotch
she is effortlessly controversial, this girl. i am shocked. just shocked. without even trying, her existence attacks my sense of propriety. is there no order?
I would say she puts a great deal of effort into it.
You missed that sarcasm, did you?
Very funny comments, the three of you! Haha. :-D
Wendy O Williams from the Plasmatics pioneered the performing with electrical tape over the nipples back in the early 80′s. Something tells me Taylor’s career is well on it’s way to a similar fate.
She looks emaciated in the arm and chest area. Her hair looks really stringy bad too. Meth or heroine? leaning towards meth at this point.
Her schtick sucks. Apparently the Grinch made her suck his green nut sack, because she looks sickly.
She will finish like C. Aguilera : desperate, ugly and fat.
Oh, lawdy. Can Big Brother read minds? I swear there’s a black v& circling my block right now.
Hello, my name is Chris Hansen. Please have a seat.
It’s not illegal to think it.
He’s all “where the butt part of this whore monster??”
The Hamburgler’s got some nice titties.
its funny, ya know, how her band name is “The Pretty Reckless” as in “not entirely, but pretty close to being reckless” as in “we’re only pretending to be gofic.” i’d like to start a group that just storms their concerts with posters on pickets signs that just have picture of cindy lou who. i imagine this little dumb cunt would get pissed.or break down and we can go with plan B of an intervention. “you were pretty, now you’re just a whore with black make up and clothes. it’s called the rainbow, and it’s your friend.” (i am aware of how entirely gay that last part sounds. but it doesn’t make it less funny to say.)
Taylor won’t ever out “slut” Miley Cyrus or Britney,if she keeps using tape to cover the essential body parts. However, pictures of her using the electrical tape to cover her “camel toe” in pix would be interesting viewing.
you can tell her music sucks by the way she dresses… seriously who the f.ck listens to that sh.t let alone buys a ticket…. no accounting for taste im sure. also those are some seriously saggy tatas for a 17yo! damn.
Looks like the Prematurely Saggy Boob torch is going to be passed from Lindsay to Taylor.
Sniff…I know the world moves on, but these milestones always choke me up a bit…sniff, sniff.
Bad or not, Taylor Momsen try to do music. Lady Gaga is a pre-order scatologic Madona for dumbs. Is no musician, instead, she is a porn-clow with bad taste and desperate mesures to keep attention. Is even worst than rap music…
I really don’t think Taylor is trying to be sexy… Is more like trying to be a punk.
If she never acted in teen idiotic series, she will be nothing but a dirty punk-rocker that believe don’t take baths made her ideal stronger.
I was compelled to comment because of your use of the term ‘porn clown’. You are awesome. That’s all.
Mmmm…tapey
So, next year we can all suck on that?
“Am I the only one who can taste the bile?!” – Al Bundy
This year’s fashion must have…a studded dog collar AND a pearl necklace.
Its the Download festival, not Downton!
Wendy O. Williams wants her schtick back.
In 1981 it was shocking. In 2011, after sex-tapes, vag-flashing, and nip-slips galore, who cares.
You said it!
she is legal here in england
Somebody forgot to pack her training bra!
The thing that makes her ‘edgyness’ so pathetic is that she only started acting like this in person when her character on gossip girl was changed to be more rebellious. I want to know which came first the script change or the eyeliner.
Pedobear approves
Why is she smoking if she doesnt turn 18 for another month?
Why is she smoking at all!?
It is so disgusting and horrible for you … how can anybody smoke these days when we KNOW the damage it does? God. People are suuch idiots.