Taylor Momsen is Still Flashing People

June 13th, 2011 // 179 Comments

Taylor Momsen turns 18 next month which makes these nipple shenanigans less edgy and hXc with each passing day, but here she is performing in Leicestershire yesterday because I’m an historian. Years from now, we’ll look back at these photos and go, “Man, I miss the sweet, innocent Taylor Momsen who just used to put electrical tape over her nipples,” which will make a lot more sense once she starts making her vagina quote Edgar Allen Poe during her stage show. I don’t see this going any other way.

Photo: Flynet

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  1. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    She seems like such a fun girl…
    Not to mention the fact that she’s all ready for helping me move my speakers!

  2. whiskeyafternoon

    everything Fish said is true. but still, it’s hard to argue with the decision making abilities of perfect tits.

  3. yay more sexy sideboob. bring on the sidecunt next month ~ xo

  4. The Most Interesting

    This might be interesting if she didn’t front a band that sounds like a frat party version of a decade and a half’s worth of girrrrl bands.

    In short, she’s gone from, as Barf so eloquently put it, “From suck to blow!”

  5. Go Galt

    What a piece of trash. Will she even live to age 30? The world will be better off without her.

  6. DKNY

    I can’t wait for this chick to get fully naked.

    • snarky_pup

      Right. Curveless bony junkies are so sexy.

      • UgliMusashi

        Do you not remember Carrie Moss’ heroin chic of the early 90s & Twiggy of the 60s?
        sexy is whatever big money says it is

      • UgliMusashi

        Do you not remember Carrie Moss’ heroin chic of the early 90s & Twiggy of the 60s?
        sexy is whatever big money says it is

      • snarky_pup

        No. Apparently I am not nearly as old as you must be. Healthy curves (e.g. Bar Rafaeli, Blake Lively, Marissa Miller, Kate Upton) are hot. That’s why they make big money modeling and acting. This sad little sack probably loses money on her music.

      • cherrylipgloss

        some like curves….others prefer a slim build. to each his own. there is no right or wrong.

  7. steV0dd

    Her first and third Hustler layouts will look great.

  8. the captain

    I appologize for her.
    THESE SORT OF SICK AMERICANS JUST THINK THEY HAVE TO DO THESE THING TO HAVE SUCCES IN MAKING MONEY.
    or is it because they think the record company will dump them?

    • Considering she’s playing a huge festival in England I blame the British. She can barely fill small clubs in America.

      • Well

        There’s a long tradition at British festivals of getting awful acts on so the crowd’s got someone to laugh and throw bottles at for an hour or so. Plus the age of consent is 16 here so it’s technically ok to stare at her tits.

      • yeah knebworth was like that lol i think reading too

      • “Plus the age of consent is 16 here so it’s technically ok to stare at her tits.”

        Age of consent in most of the united states is 16; just for the record.

    • vitobonespur

      Hey, wait a minute, mate…exactly which country is it that has nude women on the third page of the newspapers? Is that so that they wil have success in making money? Or is that so you limey bastards can remember what females look like after buggering your little brothers all night? Or maybe the girls are afraid the photogs will dump them…???

      I’m wondering if we should apologize (spelled correctly, btw) for YOU!

      • Well

        Er genius, you do realise that guy you’re ranting at most likely isn’t English? Given that he was apologising for an american popstar and he spelled apologise with a z (which is very quaint of you by the way, like you’re in some sort of perpetual early 90′s toy advert).

      • TomFrank

        Age of consent applies to sexual relations. Obscenity laws can have different age limitations.

      • vitobonespur

        Well…how very deep. Now pay attention: Apologize/apologise = correct as is your choice. Appologize = incorrect regardless. Additionally, my post does not constitute a “rant”. More along the lines of a snappy, albeit a bit grumpy, comeback. Lack of sleep will do that to a guy.

    • relieflike

      umm… we don’t approve of her here, so…
      listen, we actually don’t know what she is or where she came from, so the british can keep her.

  9. rough

    Rumors around the electrician community is transparent tapes are quite edgy…

  10. JC

    The tape is a medical and a professional necessity. Her nipples short out the microphone otherwise.

  11. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m going to allow this

  12. truth.org

    She looks like she has B.O.

  13. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Such a healthy, wholesome looking young woman, spreading her message of female rock empowerment all over the Olde World.
    Lady GaGa has upped the game. It takes more than a few pieces of black tape over the under 18 nips to rouse some outrage from the squares these days.

  14. Bow Chica Wow Wow

    I can smell the desperate all the way from here.

  15. Jake

    18, firm, nice tits, long blonde hair to grab onto, long legs. What’s not to like?

  16. I know it’s supposed to be shocking, but…Yawn…I think she’s been taking boring lessons from her vibrators.

  17. dani

    Wait… What did Miley Cyrus do?

  18. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    16walkabilliesout
    Commented on this photo:

    Has she been emaciated, um i mean emancipated from her parents all this time?

  19. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    ouch
    Commented on this photo:

    man… .that must hurt when she takes that tape off

  20. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is this? WHO IS THIS?

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    Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no idea who she is, but I like nice, young tits.

  22. Any Guy

    have a sandwich you skeletron-skank.

  23. PopeyesChicken

    What’s the deal with the huge bruise underneath the boob?

  24. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    Does anyone other than stupid 13 year old girls buy in to this phoney “I’m a teenage girl and I hate my parents” bullshit anymore?

    It’s high time that our society and culture was purged of ALL things designed to cater to 13-year-old girls. That means this bitch, all “Twilight” books, anyone related to “iCarly.com” and all “boy bands.”

    • Dan

      Unfortunately since parents are coddling and taking care of every little need of their kids longer and longer I have met 26 year old men and women who complain that parents just don’t understand.

  25. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    StayPuftOverlord
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does it look like she did topless paintball over the weekend and took a pellet to the nipple?

  26. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    Shaftzits
    Commented on this photo:

    i would like to punisher crotch

  27. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    she is effortlessly controversial, this girl. i am shocked. just shocked. without even trying, her existence attacks my sense of propriety. is there no order?

  28. Wendy O Williams from the Plasmatics pioneered the performing with electrical tape over the nipples back in the early 80′s. Something tells me Taylor’s career is well on it’s way to a similar fate.

  29. PunkA

    She looks emaciated in the arm and chest area. Her hair looks really stringy bad too. Meth or heroine? leaning towards meth at this point.

    Her schtick sucks. Apparently the Grinch made her suck his green nut sack, because she looks sickly.

  30. bing

    She will finish like C. Aguilera : desperate, ugly and fat.

  31. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    Freaky
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, lawdy. Can Big Brother read minds? I swear there’s a black v& circling my block right now.

  32. Freaky

    Hello, my name is Chris Hansen. Please have a seat.

  33. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s all “where the butt part of this whore monster??”

  34. Ponkur

    The Hamburgler’s got some nice titties.

  35. andrew

    its funny, ya know, how her band name is “The Pretty Reckless” as in “not entirely, but pretty close to being reckless” as in “we’re only pretending to be gofic.” i’d like to start a group that just storms their concerts with posters on pickets signs that just have picture of cindy lou who. i imagine this little dumb cunt would get pissed.or break down and we can go with plan B of an intervention. “you were pretty, now you’re just a whore with black make up and clothes. it’s called the rainbow, and it’s your friend.” (i am aware of how entirely gay that last part sounds. but it doesn’t make it less funny to say.)

  36. The Critical Crassness

    Taylor won’t ever out “slut” Miley Cyrus or Britney,if she keeps using tape to cover the essential body parts. However, pictures of her using the electrical tape to cover her “camel toe” in pix would be interesting viewing.

  37. smash

    you can tell her music sucks by the way she dresses… seriously who the f.ck listens to that sh.t let alone buys a ticket…. no accounting for taste im sure. also those are some seriously saggy tatas for a 17yo! damn.

  38. Looks like the Prematurely Saggy Boob torch is going to be passed from Lindsay to Taylor.

    Sniff…I know the world moves on, but these milestones always choke me up a bit…sniff, sniff.

  39. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    Carlos Stranz
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad or not, Taylor Momsen try to do music. Lady Gaga is a pre-order scatologic Madona for dumbs. Is no musician, instead, she is a porn-clow with bad taste and desperate mesures to keep attention. Is even worst than rap music…
    I really don’t think Taylor is trying to be sexy… Is more like trying to be a punk.
    If she never acted in teen idiotic series, she will be nothing but a dirty punk-rocker that believe don’t take baths made her ideal stronger.

    • Kim

      I was compelled to comment because of your use of the term ‘porn clown’. You are awesome. That’s all.

  40. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmm…tapey

  41. rican

    So, next year we can all suck on that?

  42. “Am I the only one who can taste the bile?!” – Al Bundy

  43. cc

    This year’s fashion must have…a studded dog collar AND a pearl necklace.

  44. Andy

    Its the Download festival, not Downton!

  45. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    Wendy O
    Commented on this photo:

    Wendy O. Williams wants her schtick back.

    In 1981 it was shocking. In 2011, after sex-tapes, vag-flashing, and nip-slips galore, who cares.

  46. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    a british guy
    Commented on this photo:

    she is legal here in england

  47. snarky_pup

    Somebody forgot to pack her training bra!

  48. oh cindy

    The thing that makes her ‘edgyness’ so pathetic is that she only started acting like this in person when her character on gossip girl was changed to be more rebellious. I want to know which came first the script change or the eyeliner.

  49. Arzach

    Pedobear approves

  50. Taylor Momsen Flash Nipples Tape Side Boob
    Mika
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she smoking if she doesnt turn 18 for another month?

    • Guest

      Why is she smoking at all!?

      It is so disgusting and horrible for you … how can anybody smoke these days when we KNOW the damage it does? God. People are suuch idiots.

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