You know how Tara Reid’s stomach looks like it’s made of Silly Putty that’s been viciously stretched by a psychotic child? You know whose fault that is? The medically licensed butcher who operated on her? Uh-uh; it’s the media. People magazine reports:
Tara Reid has a message for anyone wishing to criticize her body: Enough already!
After unflattering bikini shots of her surfaced last week, Reid faced a barrage of Internet attacks aimed at her post-surgery figure. “I’ve been a media target for years now,” the actress, 33, tells PEOPLE. “It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on.”
That’s right; Tara Reid is a media target. Anyone who read the New York Times‘ Page One story, “Gov’t Says Tara Reid Hiding WMD in the Hollows In Her Fucked-Up Ass Cheeks” knows that. And just yesterday, Sean Hannity was demanding to know the full extent of the relationship between Tara Reid’s stomach and William Ayers. It’s all been a fiendish plot to sabotage her acting career and destroy any chance she has of winning an Oscar. Damn you, fourth estate!
mimi | October 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm
What the heck?
Did the FISH-ASS lose his day job?
Or is he just bored and lonely because no celebrities will speak to him?
E. Norma Stitz | October 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm
skank!
mimi | October 29, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Crap!
Who want to be first on this loser website?
Amy | October 29, 2008 at 9:50 pm
pray for mimi, she needs it!
mimi | October 29, 2008 at 9:52 pm
AMY you must be only ugly bitch on the inside.
Eric the Midget | October 29, 2008 at 9:52 pm
GOO!
bno | October 29, 2008 at 10:09 pm
OMG, she is so hot!!!!!!!!!! Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ==mysportsdate.com== She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.
jnknjk | October 29, 2008 at 10:11 pm
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
gerard Vandenberg | October 29, 2008 at 10:12 pm
be honest: THIS IS WEIRD?
bmose | October 29, 2008 at 10:14 pm
I haven’t laughed so hard since they wouldn’t let her into that club. Sad part is -I’d still hit it.
Sport | October 29, 2008 at 10:14 pm
What a fucktard.
You did this to yourself Bunny Lebowski.
Ted from LA | October 29, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Leave her alone Fishfuck. She’s a harmless lost young lady. She does need to change her game plan, but which of us does not? Tara, you need to get off your ass and exercise. You look like a pud.
Ted from LA | October 29, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Fishfuck,
Don’t highlight shit I type like, “exercise.” You look like a pud too.
douchetastic | October 29, 2008 at 10:49 pm
She needs to claim plastic surgeon victimization
I_AM_*LIMERICK_MAN* | October 29, 2008 at 10:52 pm
There once was a woman named Tara
Whose skin looked like Yogi Berra
It was flabby and thin
But when caught by the wind
She could set sail the French Riviera
Jess | October 29, 2008 at 11:05 pm
seriously.. in picture 3 she looks good. and that ass cannot be the ass in picture 4! in 3 its all bulbous and very round considering her lack of natural voluptuousness elsewhere. In pic 4 it looks absolutely deflated..I think one has to be fake what do you guys think? I think 4 might be fake.. Also in pic two she looks fine except for her boobs like on Saggy Saggerton Lane.
obaday | October 29, 2008 at 11:09 pm
I’ve seen better ass in the nursing home and less wrinkly stomachs on a Shar Pei.
Carlos | October 29, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Total smoker body. Elephant legs, crinkled mouth & lips, nasty hair… way to go, you dumb cow!!!
RichPort ( Has A Schlong Like A Small Clit ) | October 29, 2008 at 11:15 pm
I’ll need surgery next, after I stab out my eyes, … Jesus Fucking Christ!
joho777 | October 29, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Tara Reid is unhappy that people are making comments about her horrible plastic surgery.
So why doesn’t she wear a ONE-PIECE with deep cleavage and high cut sides? Why does she insist on wearing a bikini that makes her awful stomach so visible?
sdfsdf | October 30, 2008 at 12:00 am
I Destroyed America
Yesterday was beautiful
I watched the sun rise
On a desolate America
Gone are the “Spacious skies”
I gave government control
And now they dominate
They own our medicare
And our income rate
I made gas prices skyrocket
And citizens live in fear
We’re addicted to foreign oil
Because we won’t drill here
I raised taxes on companies
So a layoff was forced
Now 1000′s are unemployed
And their work is outsourced
Many don’t even try
I’ve made a land of slobs
Because now welfare pays better
Than American jobs
I destroyed American values
What our forefathers believed in
Now the government tells us
What is and isn’t sin
I enabled gun control
In every American State
This makes every home a target
And no one can sleep safe
Now the criminals get guns
Even though their victims couldn’t
I destroyed the constitution
Though I promised that I wouldn’t
We rehabilitate murderers
And then set them free
Until they kill again
See I banned death penalty
I let foreign families starve
And the innocent bleed
I don’t send our army help
Or weapons that they need
Soldiers sacraficed for nothing
Since I brought the rest back
While terrorist rebuild
And prepare another attack
Today I killed a baby
4,000 to be exact
This isn’t a statistic
It’s just a gruesome fact
No I didn’t hold the knife
Or literally harm one soul
But I brought down America
This Nation as a whole
I did my part this year
So I can proudly tip my hat
I helped destroy my Country
I voted Democrat
© Shannon Richards 2008
sdfsdf | October 30, 2008 at 12:00 am
I Destroyed America
Yesterday was beautiful
I watched the sun rise
On a desolate America
Gone are the “Spacious skies”
I gave government control
And now they dominate
They own our medicare
And our income rate
I made gas prices skyrocket
And citizens live in fear
We’re addicted to foreign oil
Because we won’t drill here
I raised taxes on companies
So a layoff was forced
Now 1000′s are unemployed
And their work is outsourced
Many don’t even try
I’ve made a land of slobs
Because now welfare pays better
Than American jobs
I destroyed American values
What our forefathers believed in
Now the government tells us
What is and isn’t sin
I enabled gun control
In every American State
This makes every home a target
And no one can sleep safe
Now the criminals get guns
Even though their victims couldn’t
I destroyed the constitution
Though I promised that I wouldn’t
We rehabilitate murderers
And then set them free
Until they kill again
See I banned death penalty
I let foreign families starve
And the innocent bleed
I don’t send our army help
Or weapons that they need
Soldiers sacraficed for nothing
Since I brought the rest back
While terrorist rebuild
And prepare another attack
Today I killed a baby
4,000 to be exact
This isn’t a statistic
It’s just a gruesome fact
No I didn’t hold the knife
Or literally harm one soul
But I brought down America
This Nation as a whole
I did my part this year
So I can proudly tip my hat
I helped destroy my Country
I voted Democrat
© Shannon Richards 2008
sdfsdf | October 30, 2008 at 12:00 am
I Destroyed America
Yesterday was beautiful
I watched the sun rise
On a desolate America
Gone are the “Spacious skies”
I gave government control
And now they dominate
They own our medicare
And our income rate
I made gas prices skyrocket
And citizens live in fear
We’re addicted to foreign oil
Because we won’t drill here
I raised taxes on companies
So a layoff was forced
Now 1000′s are unemployed
And their work is outsourced
Many don’t even try
I’ve made a land of slobs
Because now welfare pays better
Than American jobs
I destroyed American values
What our forefathers believed in
Now the government tells us
What is and isn’t sin
I enabled gun control
In every American State
This makes every home a target
And no one can sleep safe
Now the criminals get guns
Even though their victims couldn’t
I destroyed the constitution
Though I promised that I wouldn’t
We rehabilitate murderers
And then set them free
Until they kill again
See I banned death penalty
I let foreign families starve
And the innocent bleed
I don’t send our army help
Or weapons that they need
Soldiers sacraficed for nothing
Since I brought the rest back
While terrorist rebuild
And prepare another attack
Today I killed a baby
4,000 to be exact
This isn’t a statistic
It’s just a gruesome fact
No I didn’t hold the knife
Or literally harm one soul
But I brought down America
This Nation as a whole
I did my part this year
So I can proudly tip my hat
I helped destroy my Country
I voted Democrat
© Shannon Richards 2008
sdfsdf | October 30, 2008 at 12:00 am
I Destroyed America
Yesterday was beautiful
I watched the sun rise
On a desolate America
Gone are the “Spacious skies”
I gave government control
And now they dominate
They own our medicare
And our income rate
I made gas prices skyrocket
And citizens live in fear
We’re addicted to foreign oil
Because we won’t drill here
I raised taxes on companies
So a layoff was forced
Now 1000′s are unemployed
And their work is outsourced
Many don’t even try
I’ve made a land of slobs
Because now welfare pays better
Than American jobs
I destroyed American values
What our forefathers believed in
Now the government tells us
What is and isn’t sin
I enabled gun control
In every American State
This makes every home a target
And no one can sleep safe
Now the criminals get guns
Even though their victims couldn’t
I destroyed the constitution
Though I promised that I wouldn’t
We rehabilitate murderers
And then set them free
Until they kill again
See I banned death penalty
I let foreign families starve
And the innocent bleed
I don’t send our army help
Or weapons that they need
Soldiers sacraficed for nothing
Since I brought the rest back
While terrorist rebuild
And prepare another attack
Today I killed a baby
4,000 to be exact
This isn’t a statistic
It’s just a gruesome fact
No I didn’t hold the knife
Or literally harm one soul
But I brought down America
This Nation as a whole
I did my part this year
So I can proudly tip my hat
I helped destroy my Country
I voted Democrat
© Shannon Richards 2008
Kharn | October 30, 2008 at 12:17 am
+10 brownie points on the poem
-2000 every time you spammed that long ass thing.
Oh and tara is like lindsay , great from the rib cage up.
Question your own existence from there down.
yuristache | October 30, 2008 at 12:17 am
Photo #1 doesn’t just feature a horribly botched tummy tuck, but also a ridiculous camel toe. I swear this is wear Ashton parked his car …
Ryan | October 30, 2008 at 12:20 am
OMG GROSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shannon Richards' Cherry Poppin' Daddy | October 30, 2008 at 12:24 am
Sorry about the retard multiple posting here. We did the best we could, but Shannon has always been slow.
By the way, if you’d prefer to continue getting boned in the ass by the government while your tax dollars pay for BIGGER BONUSES THIS YEAR for executives in Wall Street firms receiving bailout money, by all means vote Republican. Be sure to shriek about socialism or the playing field might not remain 100% tilted toward the wealthiest 1% of Americans. That would truly destroy this country, right Shannon?
Ed Castillo | October 30, 2008 at 12:24 am
Tara Reid reminds me of that one girl, you know? The one at the bar that you go to when your A game (or, okay, C game, in my case) is a little off, you’ve pounded your way to the bottom of 9 expense account cocktails, the yayo is coursing through your pituitary gland …And you take that sad homely bitch home for the type of dirty pity fuck that you hope your dad never finds out about.
I love those! Why? Those girls are HUNGRY! They go all out because they don’t know if they’ll be with a guy like you ever again.
So yeah. Maybe I take the $50 lap dance baby out for drinks with with my clients. But I have a soft spot for the dumpy drunken bar ho.
suzeeee | October 30, 2008 at 12:25 am
I say just gain 10lbs to fill out the skin and cover the stomach mucles.
Ohmeomy | October 30, 2008 at 12:25 am
Dear Tara,
Why don’t you get you a cute, one piece bathing suit with what we used to call “boy legs” like little shorts that came down and covered things that needed to be covered. You are a cute girl but your body has been abused (by you) until you are prematurely saggy and unattractive. You can’t look like this and then rail at the media when they notice.
And to the “poet” above; you made your point, ad nauseum. Look up the word “kitsch” if you want a description of your work. I guess you prefer to continue our current president’s policies –a war that costs 10 Billion dollars a month; lost jobs/high unemployment; a collapsed financial system; and lost prestige around the world.
And now thanks to our attack on a country that had done nothing to us, tens of thousands of have died because of our invasion — not that you care. Read for yourself.
http://www.iraqbodycount.org/
You right wingers squawk about the rights of fetuses but think nothing of the innocent people we are killing in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Tim | October 30, 2008 at 12:32 am
I hate it when somebody shows a home-schooled kid how to use a computer (#21-24).
The Night Hawk | October 30, 2008 at 1:05 am
I hate to be mean, but seriously Tara. Your a celebrity; and you didn’t think people were going to make a big deal out of this? In case you forgot your a f*cking celebrity and when you are out in public, people are watching you… There isn’t anything wrong with the pictures, it’s the person in them. This makes me feel so much more confident about my own ass! So in a way I am thanking her for leaving the house so drugged up that she forgot how disgusting ass and stomach look!
justifiable | October 30, 2008 at 1:05 am
#30 Good plan in theory, but unfortunately there’s no consistent layer of belly fat to cover or pad anything – that’s the whole problem. She had a disastrous liposuction (not a tummy tuck) – the guy was a hack and overenthusiastic with the canula and took too much from some areas which is why her belly looks like a loose sheet covering a bed full of mashed potatoes.. You can’t put back that layer of fat you suctioned out, and you can’t camouflage its absence with weight and exercise. If she’d had the discipline to exercise in the first damn place she wouldn’t have had the surgery – and because she STILL doesn’t exercise her asscheeks look like a deflated balloon when they’re at parade rest.
And she still isn’t smart enough to figure out a highcut one piece would look a helluva lot hotter on her. That hack musta suctioned up a bunch of loose brain cells, too.
Ed Castillo | October 30, 2008 at 1:55 am
Tara Reid reminds me of that one girl, you know? The one at the bar that you go to when your A game (or, okay, C game, in my case) is a little off, you’ve pounded your way to the bottom of 9 expense account cocktails, the yayo is coursing through your pituitary gland …And you take that sad homely bitch home for the type of dirty pity fuck that you hope your dad never finds out about.
I love those! Why? Those girls are HUNGRY! They go all out because they don’t know if they’ll be with a guy like you ever again.
So yeah. Maybe I take the $50 lap dance baby out for drinks with with my clients. But I have a soft spot for the dumpy drunken bar ho.
Ed Castillo | October 30, 2008 at 1:56 am
Tara Reid reminds me of that one girl, you know? The one at the bar that you go to when your A game (or, okay, C game, in my case) is a little off, you’ve pounded your way to the bottom of 9 expense account cocktails, the yayo is coursing through your pituitary gland …And you take that sad homely bitch home for the type of dirty pity fuck that you hope your dad never finds out about.
I love those! Why? Those girls are HUNGRY! They go all out because they don’t know if they’ll be with a guy like you ever again.
So yeah. Maybe I take the $50 lap dance baby out for drinks with with my clients. But I have a soft spot for the dumpy drunken bar ho.
friendlyfires | October 30, 2008 at 3:38 am
Poor Tara Reid wishes she had a hundredth of the attention from the media of , say, a Lindsay Lohan or an Amy Winehouse.
She wants to better herself. Good. Glad. Practice anonymity. Marry into a nice middle class WASPy type family, be a hausfrau, join the PTA, get on the City Council, get elected mayor, go on to the Governorship and, who knows, once again, you’ll be a national laughingstock as the next V.P. candidate.
Wear a towel or cummerbund, girl, I just re-tasted my Honey-Nut Cheerios.
That poem is dumb and full of lies | October 30, 2008 at 4:44 am
That poem is dumb and full of lies
friendlyfires | October 30, 2008 at 5:46 am
who will cry boo hoo
when Tara finally dies
I dunno; do you?
free lily | October 30, 2008 at 6:23 am
That camel toe looks like it could eat a small child!
Sgt. C. Foxtrot | October 30, 2008 at 6:42 am
I lol’d @ 15.
1moreidiotintheworld | October 30, 2008 at 6:58 am
#28- Remember… your DEMOCRATIC controlled congress voted for that bail-out. Socialism is what it is – a welfare state of lazy government supported losers who sop up money and spend it on the destruction of their personal lives by purchasing Chinese made shit instead of investment in the private enterprise that is the basis of a strong free market economy. Think about it.
#31- The war in Iraq, expensive and unpopular as it is, ousted a regime that harbored and funded the terrorism that we are trying to protect our country against. War is NEVER cheap, easy, or pretty…. but it is a necessary evil that a free society must use to protect itself from oblivion. While your crying for the thousands of innocent lives lost…..dont forget the thousands of innocent American civilians who lost their life on 9-11 and consider the very real likelihood that this war has prevented further terrorist attacks and the loss of thousands more Americans. That’s not propaganda or rhetoric… it’s plain common sense, simple as that.
Mark | October 30, 2008 at 8:14 am
I would still give her the high hard one!!!
Andy | October 30, 2008 at 8:20 am
“The war in Iraq, expensive and unpopular as it is, ousted a regime that harbored and funded the terrorism that we are trying to protect our country against.”
WHAT?????
Try to get this through your thick head: A brutal dictator ruled Iraq and was hostile to any outside influences, including Al-Qaeda. He was eventually pinned down and rendered ineffective – in terms of attacking other countries, not in terms of terrorizing his own citizens – by international sanctions. THAT was the status of Iraq before America invaded.
duh | October 30, 2008 at 8:25 am
“Remember… your DEMOCRATIC controlled congress voted for that bail-out.”
Remember – the bailout was the idea of your REPUBLICAN president. It’s being designed and executed by your REPUBLICAN presidential administration, including the decisions about which institutions to bail out, how much money to give, and what requirements to impose. The decision to ignore the use of the bailout money for executive bonuses was made by your REPUBLICAN presidential administration. Of course that was their decision – the people in your REPUBLICAN administration in the Treasury Department who are handling this most recently worked as executives for Goldman Sachs.
1moreidiotintheworld | October 30, 2008 at 8:28 am
44- read closer, mushroom.
Obama supporter | October 30, 2008 at 9:18 am
Nice poem.
Nice continued ravings, putting blame exclusively on Democrats.
This time, nobody’s buying it. The election’s over. McCain has lost already. His own party has begun to take shots at him this week, in public, on the record.
Enjoy your huge defeat.
she's a greedy power-hungry bitch like all the rest | October 30, 2008 at 9:23 am
“ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A new ethics complaint has been filed against Sarah Palin, accusing the Alaska governor of abusing her power by charging the state when her children traveled with her.
The complaint alleges that the Republican vice presidential nominee used her official position as governor for personal gain, violating a statute of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act. It follows a report by The Associated Press last week that Palin charged the state more than $21,000 for her three daughters’ commercial flights, including events where they weren’t invited, and later ordered their expense forms amended to specify official state business.
In some cases, Palin also has charged the state for hotel rooms for the girls.”
James | October 30, 2008 at 9:32 am
Tara’s stomach is the poster for McCain’s campaign.
Diva Palin | October 30, 2008 at 9:36 am
“The charges included costs for hotel and commercial flights for three daughters to join Palin to watch their father in a snowmobile race, and a trip to New York, where the governor attended a five-hour conference and stayed with 17-year-old Bristol for five days and four nights in a luxury hotel.”
Between worshiping this self-absorbed diva and moaning about the possibility that taxes might be adjusted a bit to offset the huge loopholes available to the richest Americans, ordinary middle-class conservatives are proving to be the biggest group of suckers alive.