And Now Back To Celebrity Biki- OHMYGOD THAT WOMAN’S DYING! SHE’S DYING! CALL 911!

Seriously, that woman’s skin is sloughing right off her body! Why isn’t anybody- Oh, shit, it’s Tara Reid. This is, uh, this is embarrassing. I’m gonna leave now. I should go. *whistles, ducks out door*

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