And Now Back To Celebrity Biki- OHMYGOD THAT WOMAN’S DYING! SHE’S DYING! CALL 911!

November 25th, 2013 // 83 Comments

Seriously, that woman’s skin is sloughing right off her body! Why isn’t anybody- Oh, shit, it’s Tara Reid. This is, uh, this is embarrassing. I’m gonna leave now. I should go. *whistles, ducks out door*

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News

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    Oh my God. What the fuck? She has the ass of a 68 year old retiree.

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    The front is a lot better, but still not good. Why did she do this to herself?

    • Dox

      Because she has body issues, and a seriously misconstrued perception of beauty that has been fueled by a massive marketing of unrealistic expectations by corporations, media, movies, music, and television, culminating into a desperate attempt to force herself into a vision of what she believes beauty is, even though it may be uncannily dangerous to her health and psyche….

      Oh wait… did you want a serious answer, or should I make funny shit up?

      • But, she was already so beautiful. When I first saw her in American Pie, she was stunning. Fucking sad.

      • Dox

        Rarely do we see ourselves as we are.
        Most often, we are our own worst critics. Focusing on every flaw, every imperfection, often times failing to realize… it is those very imperfections that often times make us so uniquely beautiful.

        My… I am in a philosophical mood today.

      • Martin

        ok yea what he said

      • I was just going to say exactly that. This poor thing has struggled so much with body image issues. Her body is the result of starvation and a lack of nutrition. I am always up for mocking celebrities, but I really feel like posting these images isn’t cool. She’s not well.

      • Deacon Jones

        One word – Alcoholism

        And no, I’m not talking about “alcoholism”, as in my parents telling me I have a problem because I can drink Scotch like its lemonade.

        Im talking full blown alcoholism, the hardcore shit where they dont eat for days because they are ingesting vodka and gatorade and dont want to “sober up” by eating anything.

      • Humpin Frog

        And Cocaine. Don’t forget Cocaine. I think she uses it to take the edge off alcohol!

      • ali

        This is The Superficial. Please leave your social commentary at the door, there are people busy judging women’s tits and making additional judgement calls about the various perceived failings of said woman with tits over here.

    • yawn

      its the coke

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    This is just sad.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I’d rather bang Ke$ha.

    On second thought, I’d rather masturbate for my last 5 decades of life.

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    Tonethius
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    Kept clicking through all the butt shots because I was sure that the cover photo was just one of those shots taken at just the right moment to make her look bad. Unfortunately…… that, uh, that was not the case.

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    This == anorexia + bad ass implants

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    Don’t worry kid, my brain hurts too.

  8. Tara Reid Bikini Flabby Ass Sagging Skin Wrinkles
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    Jesus Christ, Fish! I just walked back in from lunch and this is what I see? Whatever I did, I apologize for it. OK?

  9. Tara Reid Bikini Flabby Ass Sagging Skin Wrinkles
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    That was the look on my face too, kid.

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    So we are going to make fun of the Holocaust this close to Hanukkah? Shame, Fish. Shame.

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    I think you can lay off the smokes, Tara. You may look like shit on the outside, but that doesn’t mean you have be rotting on the inside too.

    Her friend looks equally a hot mess.

  12. This is a fucking tragedy. A prime example of how plastic surgery can ruin a perfectly beautiful woman. Her face is a sad reminder of what she once was.

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    Ok, ok…settle down. This is how a REAL woman looks after having 4 kids. This is perfectly natural and beautiful result of motherhood.

    what? She’s never had kids? WHAT KIND OF GOD WOULD LET THIS BE REAL???

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    Fromage
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    Yummo! Add some EVOO!

  15. Tara Reid Bikini Flabby Ass Sagging Skin Wrinkles
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    That *clunk* noise you just heard was my penis crawling up into my abdomen and slamming the door behind it.

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    Dox
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    When next you make love to your significant other. Every single one of you will see this picture in your head. It will haunt you, as you try desperately to hold onto an amorous mood. But it is inevitable that you will fail. For this is like all great tragedies world wide. You know it will sicken you. You pray what you see is not real. But it is.

    Behold. The asspocolypse has begun.

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    Crazy Helen
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    Can I “borrow” 5,000 dollars?

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    Fromage
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    “You will see a great feast, but do not eat from it, as Tara Reid will put eyeballs in her hands, and try to kill you”. I’m pretty sure that an exact quote from ‘Pan’s Labyrinth’

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    HA
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    I thought is was GWENYTH PALTROW

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    Dougie Fresh
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    “You will see a great feast, but do not eat from it, as Tara Reid will put eyeballs in her hands, and try to kill you”. I’m pretty sure that an exact quote from ‘Pan’s Labyrinth’

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    stinkfinger
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    She looks great for 65.

  22. Tara Reid Bikini Flabby Ass Sagging Skin Wrinkles
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    I expect to look better than this at 70…and I don’t even think I’ll live that long

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    Shea Vertwat
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    What’s everyone complaining about? That’s the hottest Tara Reid picture I’ve seen in the last ten years.

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    Dox
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    It is interesting to note the muscle waste on her legs and arms. The Irony of Anorexia Nervosa is that the caloric intake you have, the more your body enters into a starvation mode. It will cannibalize the muscle tissue first, and store almost all food intake that isn’t immediately used as fat.

    The ironic part is that it produces the exact opposite results desired, in that your body shape is not only undesirable as your skeletal structure protrudes from your skin, but that it is impossible to obtain the desired shape. Unless of course, skeletal is the desired shape.

    Also interesting, is that this generally effects only women in developed countries, and generally upper middle class and above.

    Kind of sad really.

    • Fresco

      I’m going to show your comment to my daughter, who eats and lives healthy, but just in case, so she doesn’t get any ideas. You win the internet today, by the way, great insight, thanks.

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    Hey hon, which tummy fold has the car keys and which has the cash? I lose track, and I wanna go to the snack bar for a pop.

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    AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

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    I dare you to look at her stomach here and masturbate in the same 24 hours.

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    angerinside
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    Global warming 1 Sillicone ass 0

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    mike
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    On the set of “American Pie”, late 1998:

    “So, Alyson, you do all the witch stuff on ‘Buffy’… do you know if any of that’s real?”

    “I dunno, Mena. Why?”

    “Well, I mean… if one of us wanted to still be hot fifteen years from now… and the other one wanted to be still vaguely relevant… we’d have to find something to, like… sacrifice, right?”

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    Twink
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    Needs to get to the gym and get some muscle on that body, it can be done look at Christina A.

  31. Fresco

    Maybe she did this to herself because of the celebrity blogs like the one we enjoy… Now I’m not only sad, I feel guilty.

    • Dox

      Somehow, I sincerely doubt a bunch of bottom feeders like us have the power, and influence to affect her personal vision of self.

      More than likely, this is a misguided attempt to retain some ethereal concept like beauty, that has been horribly derailed by an obsessive love of twinkies.

      And if I might add, Twinkies are damn delicious.

  32. Mock all you want – she’s the best-looking 80-year old I’ve ever seen.

  33. Hahaha, guys, very funny. Now get it back in the museum before the sun melts the rest of it.

  34. Freebie

    Doesn’t this woman own a mirror. Cover up please.

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    gary coleman's ghost
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    Must. Bleach. Eyes.

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    gary coleman's ghost
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    Projectile vomiting all across my monitor and key boards. Just kill me now.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Holy shit, are there any pre-med students on here that can explain this phenomena?

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    Donatella Versace’s ass looks sexier than this poor skank!!

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    cc
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    Flesh eating disease is no laughing matter, I’ll have you know.

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    coming this holiday season… “Sag-itarius – Seed of Tan Mom Returns!”

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    Man Hand Perfection!

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    That is one butchered liposuction. I feel bad for the skin.

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    “Tara sweetie, have you seen my phone? Last I saw (turns head to left)…AHHHHHH! BLARGH!”
    (vomits on self)

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    I just got a migraine

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    So…purely from a musculature standpoint…how is she raising her left harm when her deltoid is clearly uh, missing?

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    Robb7
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    Exactly how OLD is she??!!

  47. Lady Satan

    She really, really, REALLY needs to put down the booze & the cigarettes and pick up some weights at the gym.

    It’s fine to be thin, but with zero muscle tone this is what you get. Saggy skin, saggy ass, looking like you’re just coming back from a near-death illness.

    A few months of weight training to put some definition and curves to her body and she would look fabulous.

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    She needs to get a haircut as her hair is so dry. She also should lay off the ciggys and booze which is aging her like the speed of lightning. And for heaven’s sake: EAT and plump up a bit.

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    Her right knee appears as though it is going to buckle.

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    hey hey
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    OMG looks like a 90 year olds ass

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