Tara Reid‘s stomach looks like a giant clay vagina smooshed on top of a football, but you’ll notice that hasn’t stopped her from wearing a bikini and/or finding a man to have sex with her. Mostly because she’s a drunk and I know dudes who would bang a Hot Pocket, so really this post isn’t as mysterious as I made it out to be. Although it is scarier than Nancy Grace‘s face, and I don’t think anyone saw that coming, so let’s file this one under SHYMALAN’D.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Here’s a tip, let those Hot Pockets cool for a few minutes before you fuck ‘em. Now, where’s my aloe vera?
Suddenly I understand what your name means.
Now THAT’S a spicy meatball!!
The aloe makes them taste nasty after. Here’s a tip, get a cheesy one and skip the lube.
Do you think her new man gets sudden cravings for beef jerky every time he looks at her stomach?
Chicken pot pie.
Wow, I can still smell the booze and your cum on my breath
In the dark, with blackout curtains on the windows it would still probably take a fifth of Jack Daniels and 20mg of Viagra.
Man SHE IS HOT!!!!!
yeah? if I didn’t know better I would think someone photo shopped her face over my great grandmothers body
I wonder if he is going to pop that zit when she is finished rubbing him down.
Ah-ha! She just asked him to use his teeth on that zit.
I’d like a refund on my ticket to Boner Town.
It you squint and look at her stomach you can see E.T.
make up your own jokes instead of stealing them from dlisted
You must be a young man LJ. My weiner is doing a turtle impression when I look at her.
Looks like that remedial tummy tuck surgery done with silly putty is melting again.
I didn’t know Wookies wore sunglasses.
He’s facing Tara in a bikini and smiling… those aren’t sunglasses they’re blinders.
Men often grow hair on their bodies during and after puberty. But since you usually look at young boys, you wouldn’t really know much about that.
such a shame she ruined her stomach
big time. she used to be sooo perfect
I agree. I can overlook the stomach. After all, that’s what doggy style is for.
I sure hope that’s sand on her ass.
Is all that damage from plastic surgery gone a awry ?
That and booze……
Willem: “Vat do you sink, Jacques?”
Jacques: “Hmm, I sink I cannot explain zis woman’s body. But what do I know, I am only, how you say, a medical doctor?”
Willem: “I vill keep feeding her the vodka then, yes?”
Tara: “English, please! All I heard was ‘blah, blah, blah, vodka.’ Now, where is the vodka?”
That tummy looks worse than Sharon Stone’s.
I would. I would not be proud, but I would. Actually I would just tell people I banged her when she did American Pie. Would it be a lie, yeah sort of, but if anyone found out I would just say I got American Pie and American Reunion mixed up.
Just give up and get Hillary Duff fat. It can’t be any worse than this.
who the fuck gave Gollum tits and blonde hair?
These pictures prove that even seagulls can be discriminating about the carrion they eat.
She’s caught a furry one this time.
Try the wedding story scam again; see if she can get another easy payout from the ever gullible tabloids.
“Shwing” said the blind man as he felt up his monitor.
Article title should have been:
“Tara Reid’s Bikini: Your Ticket OUT OF BonerTown”
ET, go home.
That belly reminds me of ET’s belly.
Her tummy looks like play dough. Dried up play dough.
cellulite sees no bounderies. Even existing on a washed up anorexic has been.
It seriously looks like he used the “hair in a can” spray to coat on that patch of chest “fur”.
Girl, you just made them Daisy Dukes into Daisy Donts! Oh, snap! [moves head in circle on shoulders]
This reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld (remember Seinfeld?!) where Jerry and George mocked a girl’s stomach. Now every time I see Tara Reid, I’ll hear “Hellooooo!” in my head.
Hahaha! That episode was hilarious!
Why yes, that IS the accordeon I’m playing with my stomach!
Tara, Tara, Tara…a perfect example of potential leading to disgrace.
So how does this work again Tara? You pay me and I prtend to be attracted?
Who’s the hot girl? No, not Tara, I said the HOT girl?
WHERE THE FUCK is she getting the money to not have to work and lay on a beach all day?
where the fuck ?!
Tara Reid is bone thin with plastic tits with a fat stomach. Tell me again what makes her famous?
She definitely really needs to get some muscle tone.
E.T. phone home
hard to believe this is the same girl from american pie. she really did a number on her body. i still think she has a cute face though
oh boy…not a healthy look
I would still fuck the shit out of her. Her stomach’s not that bad. Nowhere near as bad as Nancy Grace’s face.
One of the worst botcharoonies in hollywood cosmetic surgery history. Cautionary tale, people. Hot girls should just stay away from the knife and age naturally.
she should never of had that tummy tuck, it did NOTHING for her it would have been more natural her ‘roll’s if she didn’t and it wouldnt’ be so… ugh weird? womens rolls are usually around the belly button and under, not pushed up over the ribcage… and she didn’t even have KIDS!
One word: Liquorshits. I bet she has them every morning.
She reminds of that monster in “Pans Labyrinth”, that had eyes in it’s hands, and ate small children.