Tara Reid’s Bikini: Your Ticket To BonerTown

Tara Reid’s stomach looks like a giant clay vagina smooshed on top of a football, but you’ll notice that hasn’t stopped her from wearing a bikini and/or finding a man to have sex with her. Mostly because she’s a drunk and I know dudes who would bang a Hot Pocket, so really this post isn’t as mysterious as I made it out to be. Although it is scarier than Nancy Grace’s face, and I don’t think anyone saw that coming, so let’s file this one under SHYMALAN’D.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin