Tara Reid Basically Says ‘Hey, At Least I’m Not Lindsay Lohan,’ Is Right

Welcome to the exact moment Lindsay Lohan might want to consider dressing up like a baby and running herself over, because here’s Tara Reid essentially telling Access Hollywood that at least she’s not Lindsay Lohan and completely having a leg to stand on:

“It’s really important how you keep things private,” she said when asked about her at-times very public past.
“You wanna try to have a good time and try to keep it at home… especially today with the paparazzi, try to control it as much as you can,” she continued.
The actress takes ownership of her public snafus, but also points out that she never got arrested or harmed anyone in the process.
“It was my fault, I did it… [but,] it wasn’t that bad what I did,” she explained. “At the end of the day, I really [just] had fun. I wasn’t doing crimes. I wasn’t getting in trouble like that.”

Keep in mind, Tara Reid faked a marriage to get on a British reality show because she spent all her money on cheap plastic surgeries that she’ll never recover from, yet at the end of the day, and unlike Lindsay Lohan, she’s still starring in movies even if she got paid way less than everybody else because replacing cameras filled with piss and chunks of clay labia cost money. So again, body that looks like the paste they make McNuggets with, yet still more hireable than Lindsay Lohan. You can’t argue with facts.

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