Tara Reid Basically Says ‘Hey, At Least I’m Not Lindsay Lohan,’ Is Right

March 16th, 2012 // 48 Comments

Welcome to the exact moment Lindsay Lohan might want to consider dressing up like a baby and running herself over, because here’s Tara Reid essentially telling Access Hollywood that at least she’s not Lindsay Lohan and completely having a leg to stand on:

“It’s really important how you keep things private,” she said when asked about her at-times very public past.
“You wanna try to have a good time and try to keep it at home… especially today with the paparazzi, try to control it as much as you can,” she continued.
The actress takes ownership of her public snafus, but also points out that she never got arrested or harmed anyone in the process.
“It was my fault, I did it… [but,] it wasn’t that bad what I did,” she explained. “At the end of the day, I really [just] had fun. I wasn’t doing crimes. I wasn’t getting in trouble like that.”

Keep in mind, Tara Reid faked a marriage to get on a British reality show because she spent all her money on cheap plastic surgeries that she’ll never recover from, yet at the end of the day, and unlike Lindsay Lohan, she’s still starring in movies even if she got paid way less than everybody else because replacing cameras filled with piss and chunks of clay labia cost money. So again, body that looks like the paste they make McNuggets with, yet still more hireable than Lindsay Lohan. You can’t argue with facts.

Photos: Getty Fame, Splash News

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  1. rantatonne

    thanks to that comparison to MacNuggets i may ever eat them again. OK lies, ill just throw up after/while doing it.

  2. God is Black

    Holy Mary Mother of Christ! Do not look at the pictures of her in the bikini! Mmm.. Play-Doh-y indeed! Pic#2 Vomit factor of 100*

  3. I Complain A Lot

    Not gonna lie, with enough alcohol, I’d have sex with her.

  4. Clarence Beeks

    when Tara Reid looks better than you to the public, that is just plain SAD.

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    I’m just going to assume Jason Biggs is being paid in meat pies.

  6. jcy

    do you know what happened to Brendon at WWTDD?

  7. LegMan

    Her face and hair look fantastic, but she should have borrowed one of JLH’s bangage dresses.

  8. Grand Dragon

    Have I gone retarded for thinking she looks good here?

  9. I’m still waiting for her to appear in that Big Lebowski sequel.
    I’d let her suck my c*** for $1,000 dollars…just lemme go find a cash machine.

  10. Happy_Evil_Dude

    I’d have sex with her. Sober. Without a condom. *runs and hides in shame*

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    fap fap fap fap

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    fap fap fappity fap

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    fap fap fapper fap!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Jason Biggs: is there any type of meat Tara Reid won’t shove into her mouth?

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    250 grand for three months of “acting”. 100 bucks for an hour in a cheap hotel room

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Whitening toothpaste? Pshaw! Sperm of course.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone know who I am? Let me wave anyway.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    So I was thinking maybe if my boobs were THIS big…

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Give me 100 bucks and I’ll go down on YOUR meat too!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Jason Biggs: “yeah I fucked her, why do you think I look like this now?”

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hey everybody this is my new husband! Can I go on Celebrity Big Brother Uganda now?

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Eugene Levy: “right after this me and Jason are taking Tara back to the hotel and we’ll ravage her like the depraved degenerated we are.”

  23. boy named sue

    If only her boob didn’t pop out on the red carpet, could have been the next Jennifer Anniston.

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    prissy
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    she’s looking much healthier and better with her clothes ON!

  25. anonym

    how the fuck does Tara still even have enough money to do nothing and party all the time ?

    • Crime Pays

      Dude. The entertainment industry currently exists on drugs, booze, ass and tits. You don’t need a job to be in the industry you just need connection to any of those four. It’s like nothing you’ve ever known until you have done it. You could literally make a living by simply talking about cocaine to the right person in Hollywood.

      • Valeria

        CHRISTMAS RUM EGGNOG RECIPE12 oz light rum36 oz milk6 tsp powdered sugar6 whole gnteugmegShake all ingredients (except nutmeg) with ice and strain into a collins glass. Sprinkle nutmeg on top and serve. Serves 6.

  26. plastic surgery

    Forget pepperoni nipples she has the whole pizza hanging off her tit.

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    Eugene Levy just realized what Jason Biggs did to the meat pies. You really think he’d have suspected that from the outset.

  28. I think she looks smashing. Haven’t seen her look that good in years.

  29. superfiscal

    wow this website is disgusting and this article is WAAY WAY WAY grosser than tara reid’s body.

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    jaime
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    No offense, but she can have my body whenever she wants it.

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    Nice. She was always beautiful.

  32. CranAppleSnapple

    “replacing cameras filled with piss and chunks of clay labia cost money. So again, body that looks like the paste they make McNuggets with”

    I was drinking my breakfast! I just think you should be made aware that you nauseated me and I love you to bits.

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    yowillie
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    Great rack.

  34. joho

    Exactly wha I was thinking. Tara Reid made some realy bad decisions, but since then she’s stayed out of trouble and has gotten some film roles.

    Lindsay to the contrary continues to screw up in new and major ways. And she stopped being interestingat least six years ago.

    Tara Reid did what everyone wanted Lindsay to do, clean up her act. And Lindsay continues to stumble from one disaster to another.

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    HungryBoy
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    I told my girlfriend Cheeseburgers were amazing medicine. Just look at what they did for Tara Reid? IMAGINE WHAT THEY’LL DO TO ME!

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    Adli
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    If anyone would like to READ the poem, feel free to email me and I can send it to you. The fromat is kinda funky and might provide a new way and unique of looking at the poem.Thanks for reading!

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