Tamara Ecclestone Has Literally Been In A Bikini Every Day This Week And Other News

March 15th, 2013 // 23 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow is letting us, the unwashed masses, buy her old clothes. At last we may touch the heavens! [Lainey Gossip]

- Somewhere Kanye West just threw Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape in the trash. This is all he needs to masturbate to now. [Dlisted]

- It was Towel Thursday yesterday. Relive the wonder and the majesty. [theCHIVE]

- Goddammit, they’re letting January Jones be skinny again in Mad Men. [TooFab]

- Jurassic Park 4 will have hipster time-traveling dinosaurs now. [BuzzFeed]

- Megan Fox signing a cooler! I must purchase this beverage at once. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt is apparently Maxim‘s Hottest Cover Girl Ever. [IDLYITW]

- Emily Ratajkowski has artistic boobs. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Justin Bieber took a little “side trip” to Amsterdam. [Celebslam]

- The best pic from Spring Breakers you’ll ever see. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Michael Lohan might actually be right about something. Goddammit. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Dick Clark apparently didn’t want his old fraternity to run out of his roofies. Mission accomplished. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m naming the left bikini triangle top “Frodo” and the right one “Gollum.”

  2. BlinkyTheFish

    well, when your old man’s a billionaire, I think you could probably spend the rest of your natural life in a bikini doing f all.

  3. What’s her old man’s name? I want to see what image she has to look at as it slowly crawls on top of her after the Viagra kicks in.

  4. Who the fuck is Tamara Ecclestone?

    • She’s a billionnaire’s child … she bought the Spelling mansion, you know, because she could. Here’s hoping she’ll develop early dementia from no job and no brain stimulation. Just by doing “fuck all.”

  5. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why tickets cost $2-300 and organizers have to pay $30 million for the race?! Formula 1 needs to get rid of that greedy little bastard Ecclestone…. and hire me. I’ll be good to the people. I promise.

  6. Imagine how fat she’d be if she DIDN’T smoke

    • Inner Retard

      You read my mind. She’s gonna get faaat. Low swinging arm fat and all. Better save a lot of money because in 10 years nobody will do her for anything else.

  7. anonymous

    How the hell do you have a billionaire father and go to a bargain basement surgeon for fake boobs? Those look terrible.

  8. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
    it'smeain't
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  9. Da Hib

    gross.

  10. anonym

    Well fuck, I’ll massage her tits and eat her pussy for the rest of my life if she can be my sugarmomma.

  11. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    10 bucks those tats fall into her armpits when she lays down. Just sayin’.

  12. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
    mikeJ
    Commented on this photo:

    wow she has really nice armpits. love.

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