Tamara Ecclestone Has Literally Been In A Bikini Every Day This Week And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow is letting us, the unwashed masses, buy her old clothes. At last we may touch the heavens! [Lainey Gossip]

- Somewhere Kanye West just threw Kim Kardashian’s sex tape in the trash. This is all he needs to masturbate to now. [Dlisted]

- It was Towel Thursday yesterday. Relive the wonder and the majesty. [theCHIVE]

- Goddammit, they’re letting January Jones be skinny again in Mad Men. [TooFab]

- Jurassic Park 4 will have hipster time-traveling dinosaurs now. [BuzzFeed]

- Megan Fox signing a cooler! I must purchase this beverage at once. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt is apparently Maxim’s Hottest Cover Girl Ever. [IDLYITW]

- Emily Ratajkowski has artistic boobs. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Justin Bieber took a little “side trip” to Amsterdam. [Celebslam]

- The best pic from Spring Breakers you’ll ever see. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Michael Lohan might actually be right about something. Goddammit. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Dick Clark apparently didn’t want his old fraternity to run out of his roofies. Mission accomplished. [FilmDrunk]

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