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I’m naming the left bikini triangle top “Frodo” and the right one “Gollum.”
” … and in the sunlight bind them.”
well, when your old man’s a billionaire, I think you could probably spend the rest of your natural life in a bikini doing f all.
I like the term “doing fuck all”. Are you canadian? I’ve never heard that outside of Canada, eh.
The Irish use it too.
Happy St. Pat’s ya cute hoors!
You got it wrong. ‘Eh’ is used at the end of a tag question.
Common usage Down Under as well.
What’s her old man’s name? I want to see what image she has to look at as it slowly crawls on top of her after the Viagra kicks in.
Bernie Ecclestone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Ecclestone
Whoops… wrong old man. Gross.
Formers:
Derek Rose: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/26/tamara-ecclestone-ex-boyfriend-jailed
Omar Khyami: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4442950/Tamara-Ecclestone-Omar-Khyami-and-I-didnt-have-sex-for-a-year.html
Currently:
Jay Rutland: http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2013031411582/tamara-ecclestone-jay-rutland-miami/
Who the fuck is Tamara Ecclestone?
She’s a billionnaire’s child … she bought the Spelling mansion, you know, because she could. Here’s hoping she’ll develop early dementia from no job and no brain stimulation. Just by doing “fuck all.”
This is why tickets cost $2-300 and organizers have to pay $30 million for the race?! Formula 1 needs to get rid of that greedy little bastard Ecclestone…. and hire me. I’ll be good to the people. I promise.
The world doesn’t need two NASCARs.
You’re an idiot if you think NASCAR is the same as Formula One.
Imagine how fat she’d be if she DIDN’T smoke
You read my mind. She’s gonna get faaat. Low swinging arm fat and all. Better save a lot of money because in 10 years nobody will do her for anything else.
How the hell do you have a billionaire father and go to a bargain basement surgeon for fake boobs? Those look terrible.
Who?
gross.
Well fuck, I’ll massage her tits and eat her pussy for the rest of my life if she can be my sugarmomma.
10 bucks those tats fall into her armpits when she lays down. Just sayin’.