Posts tagged "VMAs"

Kate Gosselin Bequeathed Justin Bieber Her Old Hair

Justin Bieber now has unfettered access to Kate Gosselin’s old hair. Will he use it for good? Or evil?

The Superficial / September 3, 2015

The Unicorn Known As Taylor Swift Has Farted

Taylor Swift farted at the VMAs, and now I’m telling you about it because our lives are cavalcades of awesome.

The Superficial / September 1, 2015

Chrissy Teigen Went Commando

Chrissy Teigen’s vulva doesn’t need a squad.

The Superficial / September 1, 2015

Bertney’s Bewbs Were At The MMAs!

Britney Spears’ boobs have a Vegas show to promote, or Papa says no more McDonald’s.

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

A Moment For Demi Lovato

Demi Lovato wore this. You’re welcome.

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

Taylor Swift Has More Friends Than You

Taylor Swift has lots of beautiful, famous friends just in case you weren’t sure.

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

Miley Cyrus’ Nipple Fell Out, Of Course

Miley Cyrus showed everyone her nipple? I’m shocked. Shocked, I say!

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra

Selena Gomez is definitely braless.

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

Nicki Minaj, You Hugged Taylor Swift, Sit Your Ass Down

Nicki Minaj tried to talk shit to Miley Cyrus not even ten minutes after proving her last beef was a bullshit marketing stunt.

The Superficial / August 30, 2015

Miley Cyrus’ VMAs Outfit Looks Exactly Like You Expected It To Look

Miley Cyrus did something with her breasts? What an entirely unprecedented chain of events.

The Superficial / August 30, 2015



The Superficial / August 30, 2015

Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj Something Something Twitter

Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift are subtweet beefing each other with shade cakes. I have no fucking clue.

The Superficial / July 22, 2015

Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby

Ariana Grande’s reputation for being a tiny Mariah Carey is no secret except now’s the part where the rumors of her demands have reached almost Tracy Jordan-like levels. And I believe every single one of them. Life & Style reports:
“Her new rule is that she has to be carried — literally carried like a…

The Superficial / December 11, 2014

Katy Perry’s Boyfriend Wants To Crowdfund A Booty Onto Taylor Swift

Despite promising myself an ass hiatus after yesterday’s 2014 Buttella Festival, I still have precious SEO to milk into my mouth, so here’s Katy Perry’s boyfriend publicly insulting the spot where Taylor Swift’s butt should be:

Get Taylor Swift A Booty— BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014

As for…

The Superficial / November 13, 2014

Kanye West Went Off On Jay Pharoah About His VMAs Jokes, Of Course

During the VMAs, comedian Jay Pharoah did an impression of Kanye West, so naturally Kanye got all kinds of fucked off because he’s the most serious subject in the world and his “vision” should never be distracted from or some stupid horseshit. So here he is bitching to the crowd at the Made in America…

The Superficial / September 2, 2014

Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Have Time For Beyonce

We already know Kim Kardashian checked her phone during the Ferguson moment of silence at the VMAs and now comes word that she bailed before Beyonce’s acceptance speech which, judging by the Internet’s reaction to Beyonce’s performance, practically makes Kim Hitler now. Assy Hitler. Hollywood Life reports:
An eyewitness source who attended the VMAs tell…

The Superficial / August 27, 2014

Rita Ora & Kristin Cavallari Deserved Better

Yesterday, our server basically burst into flames, fucking a giant hole in our day and causing us to scramble to post what we could, when we could. So lost in that mix were Rita Ora and Kristin Cavallari who both showed up in small doses, but really deserved their own galleries because Jesus Christ. So…

The Superficial / August 26, 2014

Miley Cyrus’ Date To The VMAs Isn’t Exactly Homeless

Most people consider homeless to mean poor, destitute, no place to turn to. So when Miley Cyrus brought a “homeless” date to the VMAs, it was just assumed that she picked this poor guy up off the streets where poverty had left him. Turns out he’s a struggling model whose mom says he can come…

The Superficial / August 26, 2014

The Rest of The Goddamn #VMAs

Because our server is like the TARDIS if the TARDIS had Down syndrome, we’re falling apart at the seams over here, so here’s the rest of The 2014 VMAs before the whole thing explodes. And if you’re wondering why I’m not posting about Beyonce’s feminist tour de force or Miley Cyrus using all of her…

The Superficial / August 25, 2014

The Kardashians Checked Their Phones During The Ferguson Moment of Silence #VMAs

During last night’s VMAs, Common held a moment of silence for Ferguson which the Kardashians felt was the appropriate time to check their phones (above) because someone might have tweeted about Kim’s dress, you guys. Yes, they understand that black teens are being disproportionately shot and killed by police for minor offenses thus depriving them…

The Superficial / August 25, 2014
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