Posts tagged "VMAs"

Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby

Ariana Grande's reputation for being a tiny Mariah Carey is no secret except now's the part where the rumors of her demands have reached almost Tracy Jordan-like levels. And I believe every single one of them. Life & Style reports: “Her new rule is that she has to be carried — …
By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014

Katy Perry’s Boyfriend Wants To Crowdfund A Booty Onto Taylor Swift

Despite promising myself an ass hiatus after yesterday's 2014 Buttella Festival, I still have precious SEO to milk into my mouth, so here's Katy Perry's boyfriend publicly insulting the spot where Taylor Swift's butt should be: Get Taylor Swift A Booty https://t.co/RpkB8JExSV— BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, …
By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014

Kanye West Went Off On Jay Pharoah About His VMAs Jokes, Of Course

During the VMAs, comedian Jay Pharoah did an impression of Kanye West, so naturally Kanye got all kinds of fucked off because he’s the most serious subject in the world and his "vision" should never be distracted from or some stupid horseshit. So here he is bitching to the …
By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014

Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Have Time For Beyonce

We already know Kim Kardashian checked her phone during the Ferguson moment of silence at the VMAs and now comes word that she bailed before Beyonce's acceptance speech which, judging by the Internet's reaction to Beyonce's performance, practically makes Kim Hitler now. Assy Hitler. Hollywood …
By: The Superficial / August 27, 2014

Rita Ora & Kristin Cavallari Deserved Better

Yesterday, our server basically burst into flames, fucking a giant hole in our day and causing us to scramble to post what we could, when we could. So lost in that mix were Rita Ora and Kristin Cavallari who both showed up in small doses, but really deserved their own galleries …
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

Miley Cyrus’ Date To The VMAs Isn’t Exactly Homeless

Most people consider homeless to mean poor, destitute, no place to turn to. So when Miley Cyrus brought a "homeless" date to the VMAs, it was just assumed that she picked this poor guy up off the streets where poverty had left him. Turns out he's a struggling model …
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

The Rest of The Goddamn #VMAs

Because our server is like the TARDIS if the TARDIS had Down syndrome, we're falling apart at the seams over here, so here's the rest of The 2014 VMAs before the whole thing explodes. And if you're wondering why I'm not posting about Beyonce's feminist tour de force or …
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

The Kardashians Checked Their Phones During The Ferguson Moment of Silence #VMAs

During last night's VMAs, Common held a moment of silence for Ferguson which the Kardashians felt was the appropriate time to check their phones (above) because someone might have tweeted about Kim's dress, you guys. Yes, they understand that black teens are being …
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Child Hookers? Why Not? #VMAs

The media would have you believe this is singer/actress Ariana Grande, but really it's a sophisticated Pre-Crime tool used to weed out future pedophiles before they strike by prompting an easily collected database of Internet commenters who want to have sex with its butt. I'm just doing my part to protect the children …
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Katy Perry’s Breasts Were There #VMAs

Outside of her recent trip to a Kansas water park (Warning: Contains breasts GIFs. And you're gone.), Katy Perry's breasts have been elusive creatures because she's an artiste now. Except here they are at last night's VMAs where she brought Riff Raff as her date even though …
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Let’s Start With Taylor Swift’s Ass Cheeks #VMAs

Somewhere between making Diet Coke commercials and getting a dog with Karlie Kloss, Taylor Swift realized she has the body of a Victoria's Secret model complete with 9,000 mile long legs. So here she is at last night's VMAs showing off more ass and vulv …
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Suge Knight Got Shot 6 Times At Chris Brown’s Pre-VMAs Party

The VMAs haven't even started yet, but already Iggy Azalea fell of a stage and one of Nicki Minaj's backup dancers got bit by a boa constrictor which both are offensively inconsequential now in light of Suge Knight getting shot six fucking times at Chris …
By: The Superficial / August 24, 2014

Seth Rogen Hates The Shit Out of Justin Bieber

Now that we've spent almost the entire day looking at beautiful rich people in expensive designer clothes that doesn't even cover their butt cracks, here's Seth Rogen explaining to Howard Stern just how deep and palpable his hatred of Justin Bieber is. Via …
By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Miley Cyrus Destroyed Robin Thicke & Paula Patton’s Marriage

Because shoving his hand up another woman's ass apparently isn't cut and dry enough, TMZ reports that Robin Thicke's VMAs performance with Miley Cyrus is the real reason why his marriage fell apart: Sources connected to the couple tell TMZ ... Paula Patton …
By: The Superficial / February 27, 2014

Justin Bieber Egged His Neighbor’s House

If you only follow Justin Bieber's Instgram, you'd see the above photo of him from eight hours ago that shows a nice, friendly pop star posing with a sweet little girl. It's downright wholesome, and I'm sure has absolutely nothing to do with him getting caught last night egging the house of the …
By: The Superficial / January 10, 2014

Homophobia And Racism Are Acceptable Because Miley Cyrus, America Has Spoken

I was going to briefly hit on the Duck Dynasty family threatening to quit the show if Phil Robertson isn't brought back which effectively puts the situation into stasis until after the holidays when no one will give a shit anymore. (Well played again.) But then I had to …
By: The Superficial / December 20, 2013

Here’s All The Shit Miley Cyrus Did On ‘SNL’

In case you somehow didn't hear the entire week leading up to it, and/or the past 24 hours since, Miley Cyrus hosted SNL over the weekend, so here are a shitload of clips from that. And for the record, I didn't watch a single one of these because my current bar …
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2013

Miley Cyrus’ Twerking Is Still Destroying The Very Fabric Of Our Reality

It's been two weeks since Miley Cyrus twerked all over the VMAs, yet people still haven't been able to get over the sight of seeing a white girl from the south assimilate black culture into a stage performance which has never happened before in the history of time. It's like spotting a real, …
By: The Superficial / September 9, 2013

That Is Robin Thicke’s Hand Up A Woman’s Ass

Just to show how observant I am, yesterday, when I saw this photo of Robin Thicke with socialite Lana Scolaro, I didn't think anything of it and couldn't figure out what the big deal was because I'm sure Robin Thicke poses for pictures with hundreds of women. Then I looked in the mirror.
By: The Superficial / August 30, 2013

Billy Ray Cyrus Wishes Twerking Was Around When He Had That One Song

My dear, sweet, Photo Boy, this. Now that Miley Cyrus twerking is part of our national tapestry, official lexicon and soon, oxygen, what the world really wants to know is what Billy Ray Cyrus thought of his tender little Hanner Montanner's performance at the VMAs. And …
By: The Superficial / August 29, 2013
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