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Brenda Song Isn’t Pregnant, Huh?

Last week, Brenda Song’s mom said her daughter wasn’t pregnant, and like an idiot, I didn’t even consider the fact that Brenda might’ve lied to her own mother. Which apparently I should’ve because here she is with Trace Cyrus yesterday, and either his scarecrow frame makes her look fatter by comparison, or there really is… More »

Brenda Song Was Never Pregnant

So depending on how you read this, either Brenda Song faked being pregnant for publicity, or she sobered up and realized Trace Cyrus Jr. was floating in her uterus and took corrective action. Via RadarOnline:

“She’s actually not pregnant,” Mai Song said about her 23-year-old daughter, despite the reports that The Suite LifeMore »

Trace Cyrus Knocked Up Brenda Song

Because I’m a 31-year-old man who doesn’t watch the Disney Channel (It’s mostly on in the background to lure children.), I have no idea who the hell Brenda Song is, so now she gets to make an awesome first impression by announcing Trace Cyrus stuck his penis in her without a condom on. Celebuzz reports:… More »