Posts tagged "Tiger Woods"

Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Broke Up

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have called it quits. So far no hookers have come forward, but give it time. Give it time.

By: The Superficial / May 4, 2015

Tiger Woods Got WASTED

It was then, at that moment, that Tiger Woods realized Lindsey Vonn wasn't Elin Nordegren this whole time. So remember how Tiger Woods made an uncharacteristically public appearance with Lindsey Vonn at the MET Gala because he's trying not to be a withdrawn, secretive hooker banging machine hell-bent on golf and fucking? Turns out he…

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2013

Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

Posted by Photo Boy So here's everyone else at last night's MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn't see Avril Lavigne there, so that can't be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money and showcase…

By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2013

Lindsey Vonn Hid In Tiger Woods’ Car For An Hour Because She’s Terrified of Elin Nordegren

Yesterday, Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn made the odd choice of announcing they're dating on Facebook, complete with weird, forced Olan Mills couples portraits, which they actually thought would earn them some privacy. Instead, they were photographed at Tiger's daughter's baseball game last night where Lindsey sat in the car for an hour because Elin

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2013

Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Announced They’re Dating On Facebook With A Couples Photo Shoot

"I love you, Tiger." "And I love you, Malin Aker- Lindsey, Lindsey." Apparently someone told Tiger Woods that perhaps relating to the common man might improve his golf game because here he is posing with Lindsey Vonn for a Facebook photo album announcing their committed, non-marital sex to the world despite the fact he's alway…

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2013

Tiger Woods ‘Re-Proposed’ To Elin Nordegren, More Importantly, These Bikini Photos

Considering the last person Tiger Woods banged since his divorce from Elin Nordegren is this winner, it really shouldn't come as a surprise that he's aggressively trying to get back her back even if it essentially costs him over half a billion dollars to only have sex with her vagina. *looks at bikini photos* Yup,…

By: The Superficial / January 18, 2013

Elin Nordegren Is Ready To Open Her Heart, And Let The Gold Back In

Despite the fact he slept with Tiger Woods' Whore Zero Event right before dating her, a new and improved Elin Nordegren is going to put blinders on to Jamie Dingman's shortcomings and focus solely on the fact that he's a billionaire i.e. husband material. RadarOnline reports: Elin Nordegren, the wealthy and beautiful ex-wife of the…

By: The Superficial / September 21, 2011

Rachel Uchitel Banged Elin Nordegren’s New Boyfriend. Of Course.

*sniff sniff* "Gold?" If you're rich and even remotely good looking, there's a pretty good chance you've banged Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods' Ground Whore Zero, at some pint. Which is why it shouldn't be at all shocking that she just revealed she already had sex with Elin Nordegren's new boyfriend Jamie Dingman, the son of…

By: The Superficial / July 18, 2011

Tiger Woods is an Idiot

What you're looking at is the October 2010 mug shot of Alyse Lahti Johnson after she was pulled over for DUI. Turns out she's Tiger Woods' new girlfriend proving God really does have a sense of humor after all. (Those nuclear reactors in Japan? Two days away from launching a fuel rod into a scientist'…

By: The Superficial / March 21, 2011

Tiger Woods Wrote Us a Letter

Despite being an emotionless robot built only for golf and making sure hooker vaginas function properly, Tiger Woods wrote an essay for the latest issue of Newsweek where he pretends he cooks his children dinner, and, for the first time ever, calls his accusers liars but clearly doesn't mean it because, let's not kid ourselves,…

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2010

The Tiger Woods Sex Tape is Fake

But here's what it might've looked like. To absolutely no one's surprise, the supposed sex tape being hocked by the Tiger Woods mistress who already tried to claim she birthed his love child - using another man's DNA - is a scam. Although there was a little more effort put into this plan because a…

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2010

Elin Nordegren Says Pre-Approved Words

Seen here yesterday after signing divorce papers Monday, Elin Nordegren gave her "first and last" interview to People regarding her divorce from Tiger Woods that's obviously been vetted through an entire gauntlet of lawyers. How can I tell? Tiger Woods himself gives a statement in it that says she's a wonderful mother, and she call…

By: The Superficial / August 25, 2010

Rachel Uchitel in a Bikini

Is Rachel Uchitel really a celebrity? No, of course not. Hookers don't count. However she is a walking example of what Tiger Woods is willing to drop at least $110 million on for his penis - divorce settlement + hush money. - so here she is in Los Angeles yesterday with a dude whose wife…

By: The Superficial / August 24, 2010

Elin Woods Just Got $100 Million

Hopefully a virtual mountain of porn star vagina was worth it because Tiger Woods is reportedly facing a $100 million divorce settlement to Elin Nordegren Woods and child support, according to TMZ:…

By: The Superficial / July 2, 2010

This is Not Baby Tiger.

A DNA test proves Tiger Woods is NOT the father of the young boy above whose face first appeared on Kikster.com because his mother's a filthy porn star who loves money. TMZ reports:…

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2010

Rachel Uchitel has standards. Who knew?

Rachel Uchitel has reportedly signed a deal to pose in Playboy but only under certain conditions, according to TMZ: Rachel hedged when we asked her about a Playboy offer on TMZ Live on Friday -- but we found out that Tiger Woods' #1 mistress has already struck an agreement. A source close to the mag…

By: The Superficial / May 17, 2010

Elin Woods hired a divorce lawyer right after crash

Apparently Elin Woods wasn't having any bullshit and retained the services of London divorce attorney Walter H. White back in January, according to TMZ: In an email to his staff dated January 12, 2010, White wrote, "I am writing to advise you that we have been asked by Ms. Nordegren to assist her in better…

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2010

Kendra Wilkinson should’ve thought of this

Kendra's List of Sex Tape Themes if She Knew What the Fuck She Was Doing 1. GOLF 2. Vampires 3. Hoarders 4. Drunk Italian Kids 5. Justin Bieber I've got my finger on your pulse, America. Photo: Splash News

By: The Superficial / May 7, 2010

Of course they are.

Q: Why do all these mistresses keep coming forward and admitting to being gigantic whores? A: TMZ has learned a new reality show is in the works that would be hosted by Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and Jamie Jungers -- and according to the creator, it's all about celebrities who cheat on their loved ones. The…

By: The Superficial / April 19, 2010

Jim Carrey vs. Elin Woods?

In probably the most random way to handle a break-up, Jim Carrey took to Twitter on Friday and essentially kicked Elin Woods in the Swedish teats for letting Tiger Woods cheat on her: - Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and his freedom i…

By: The Superficial / April 11, 2010
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