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Here’s Lindsey Vonn’s ‘F*ck You Tiger Woods’ Dress

Lindsey Vonn’s legs were at The ESPYS, so let’s talk about Tiger Woods. I’m sure this is the exact reaction she wanted. …

Carmen Ribecca | July 16, 2015 - 1:08 pm

Tiger Woods Had A Fun Day

Somebody flew a “Cheater” banner over the U.S. Open yesterday. Tiger Woods handled it well. …

Mike Redmond | June 19, 2015 - 11:48 am

Tiger Woods Cheated On Lindsey Vonn? That Can’t Be Right

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, Tiger Woods stuck his penis in a woman he wasn’t in a committed relationship with because golf.

Mike Redmond | May 13, 2015 - 12:08 pm

Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Broke Up

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have called it quits. So far no hookers have come forward, but give it time. Give it time.

Mike Redmond | May 4, 2015 - 11:47 am

Tiger Woods Got WASTED

It was then, at that moment, that Tiger Woods realized Lindsey Vonn wasn’t Elin Nordegren this whole time.

So remember how Tiger Woods made an uncharacteristically public appearance with Lindsey Vonn at the MET Gala because he’s trying not to be a withdrawn, secretive hooker banging machine hell-bent on golf and fucking? Turns…

Mike Redmond | May 8, 2013 - 11:31 am

Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

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So here’s everyone else at last night’s MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn’t see Avril Lavigne there, so that can’t be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money…

Carmen Ribecca | May 7, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Lindsey Vonn Hid In Tiger Woods’ Car For An Hour Because She’s Terrified of Elin Nordegren

Yesterday, Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn made the odd choice of announcing they’re dating on Facebook, complete with weird, forced Olan Mills couples portraits, which they actually thought would earn them some privacy. Instead, they were photographed at Tiger’s daughter’s baseball game last night where Lindsey sat in the car for an hour because Elin

Mike Redmond | March 19, 2013 - 12:55 pm

Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Announced They’re Dating On Facebook With A Couples Photo Shoot

“I love you, Tiger.”
“And I love you, Malin Aker- Lindsey, Lindsey.”

Apparently someone told Tiger Woods that perhaps relating to the common man might improve his golf game because here he is posing with Lindsey Vonn for a Facebook photo album announcing their committed, non-marital sex to the world despite the…

Mike Redmond | March 18, 2013 - 2:26 pm

Tiger Woods ‘Re-Proposed’ To Elin Nordegren, More Importantly, These Bikini Photos

Considering the last person Tiger Woods banged since his divorce from Elin Nordegren is this winner, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s aggressively trying to get back her back even if it essentially costs him over half a billion dollars to only have sex with her vagina. *looks at bikini photos* Yup,…

Mike Redmond | January 18, 2013 - 12:19 pm

Elin Nordegren Is Ready To Open Her Heart, And Let The Gold Back In

Despite the fact he slept with Tiger Woods’ Whore Zero Event right before dating her, a new and improved Elin Nordegren is going to put blinders on to Jamie Dingman’s shortcomings and focus solely on the fact that he’s a billionaire i.e. husband material. RadarOnline reports:

Elin Nordegren, the wealthy and beautiful ex-wife…

Mike Redmond | September 21, 2011 - 9:53 am

Rachel Uchitel Banged Elin Nordegren’s New Boyfriend. Of Course.

*sniff sniff* “Gold?”

If you’re rich and even remotely good looking, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve banged Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’ Ground Whore Zero, at some pint. Which is why it shouldn’t be at all shocking that she just revealed she already had sex with Elin Nordegren’s new boyfriend Jamie Dingman, the…

Mike Redmond | July 18, 2011 - 1:06 pm

Tiger Woods is an Idiot

What you’re looking at is the October 2010 mug shot of Alyse Lahti Johnson after she was pulled over for DUI. Turns out she’s Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend proving God really does have a sense of humor after all. (Those nuclear reactors in Japan? Two days away from launching a fuel rod into a scientist’s…

Mike Redmond | March 21, 2011 - 10:11 am

Tiger Woods Wrote Us a Letter

Despite being an emotionless robot built only for golf and making sure hooker vaginas function properly, Tiger Woods wrote an essay for the latest issue of Newsweek where he pretends he cooks his children dinner, and, for the first time ever, calls his accusers liars but clearly doesn’t mean it because, let’s not kid ourselves,…

The Superficial | November 19, 2010 - 1:54 pm

The Tiger Woods Sex Tape is Fake

But here’s what it might’ve looked like.

To absolutely no one’s surprise, the supposed sex tape being hocked by the Tiger Woods mistress who already tried to claim she birthed his love child – using another man’s DNA – is a scam. Although there was a little more effort put into this plan…

Mike Redmond | October 7, 2010 - 10:22 am

Elin Nordegren Says Pre-Approved Words

Seen here yesterday after signing divorce papers Monday, Elin Nordegren gave her “first and last” interview to People regarding her divorce from Tiger Woods that’s obviously been vetted through an entire gauntlet of lawyers. How can I tell? Tiger Woods himself gives a statement in it that says she’s a wonderful mother, and she calls…

Mike Redmond | August 25, 2010 - 12:18 pm

Rachel Uchitel in a Bikini

Is Rachel Uchitel really a celebrity? No, of course not. Hookers don’t count. However she is a walking example of what Tiger Woods is willing to drop at least $110 million on for his penis – divorce settlement + hush money. – so here she is in Los Angeles yesterday with a dude whose wife…

Mike Redmond | August 24, 2010 - 3:38 pm

Elin Woods Just Got $100 Million

Hopefully a virtual mountain of porn star vagina was worth it because Tiger Woods is reportedly facing a $100 million divorce settlement to Elin Nordegren Woods and child support, according to TMZ: …

Mike Redmond | July 2, 2010 - 3:22 pm

This is Not Baby Tiger.

A DNA test proves Tiger Woods is NOT the father of the young boy above whose face first appeared on Kikster.com because his mother’s a filthy porn star who loves money. TMZ reports: …

Mike Redmond | June 17, 2010 - 12:01 pm

Rachel Uchitel has standards. Who knew?

Rachel Uchitel has reportedly signed a deal to pose in Playboy but only under certain conditions, according to TMZ:

Rachel hedged when we asked her about a Playboy offer on TMZ Live on Friday — but we found out that Tiger Woods’ #1 mistress has already struck an agreement. A source close to…

Mike Redmond | May 17, 2010 - 3:11 pm
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