Posts tagged "Thor: The Dark World"

By Odin’s Beard, These Things Need To Stop: A Review of ‘Thor: The Dark World’

“In the beginning, there was darkness. And in that darkness were elves (Yup, get on board.) with space ships and laser guns and grenades that fucking turned you into a black hole, and they were like, ‘Shit is better when it’s dark.’ But my dad was all like, ‘Dude, I don’t put on this sweet…

The Superficial / November 8, 2013

Jesus Christ, Jaimie Alexander

Back in April, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the Iron Man 3 premiere with her ass hanging out, paving the way for 800 interviews about sacrificing her 70s bush for the sake of fashion. Except none of that exists outside the minds of peasants anymore because here’s Jaimie Alexander at the premiere of Thor: The

The Superficial / November 5, 2013

So Jaimie Alexander Might Be Wonder Woman

While promoting Thor: The Dark World at Comikaze over the weekend, Jaimie Alexander made some comments to Forbes that heavily suggest she might be Wonder Woman in Batman Vs. Superman. Also I spent my entire morning writing about Courtney Stodden, so now it’s comic book time, AND YOU’LL LIKE IT:

Then, things got…

The Superficial / November 4, 2013

KAT. DENNINGS. GIANT. BREASTS.

Miley Cyrus didn’t show her ass for once, and Kanye West managed to somehow top the worst financial decision of his life, but “where are the giant boobs all up in my monitor-face?” you’re probably asking. So here’s Kat Dennings at the UK premiere of Thor: The Dark World which Jaimie Alexander didn’t show u…

The Superficial / October 23, 2013

This ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Trailer Is Much Better

Back in April, Marvel released a trailer for Thor: The Dark World that was.. eh. But this time around for YouTube Geek Week they’ve brought the shitness, and by shitness I mean I mean way more Tom Hiddleston because Internets love Viking Katy Perry. (Click that on your own peril.) On top of that, you’ve…

The Superficial / August 7, 2013

‘Thor: The Dark World’ Has A Trailer Now

Here’s the official trailer for Thor: The Dark World and it’s, uh, it’s not very good. It definitely gives off a “We shot this in Croatian warehouses for as cheap as possible” vibe, but from what I’ve read, a large chunk of the movie takes place across the Nine Realms which I’ll assume is where…

The Superficial / April 23, 2013