Posts tagged "The Avengers: Age of Ultron"

‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ New Trailer Will Explodinate Your Nerd Parts

Marvel just dropped a new trailer for ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ and like a nerd-bitch I bent right over for it. It gets me, okay?

The Superficial | March 4, 2015 - 1:38 pm

The New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer Is Here

As much as I [make Photo Boy] joke about how ridiculous these trailers for a trailer are, I still watch each and every one of them with a giant nerd boner because deep inside of me there’s a child, and wow, this just went way too Stephen Collins. ABORT GAG. So here’s the Avengers: Age

The Superficial | January 12, 2015 - 9:35 pm

Trailer For Trailer Of The New Trailer For ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer

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Marvel knows we’d hand over a kidney in exchange for a ticket to Avengers 26: Alien Gods Destroy Paris This Time and it’s now apparent they’re desensitized to any happiness that can be bought with money. Oh you want a new trailer? Fuck you, you’re watching this shit first. They hunger…

Photo Boy | January 2, 2015 - 11:15 am

And Now Wacky Hijinks With The Avengers

For a change of scenery after two posts about how fucked we are as a society, here’s the extra footage from The Avengers: Age of Ultron that Marvel scrambled together for last night’s Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. after the full trailer leaked last week leaving with them nothing to trick people into watching the show with.

The Superficial | October 29, 2014 - 2:12 pm

‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Official Trailer Is Here And Good God

So Marvel had made a private video for its girlfriend Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to see next week, but this is the Internet, so somebody leaked that shit last night detonating millions of nerd boners who clearly have no respect for privacy. That wasn’t meant for you. — At least not until an hour later when…

The Superficial | October 23, 2014 - 8:21 am

Comic-Con: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron,’ And Oh Yeah, ‘Ant-Man,’ I Guess

Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con’s Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron – minus pregnant ScarJo – after an awkwardly brief Ant-Man panel. And if you’re wondering how to tell…

The Superficial | July 28, 2014 - 11:42 am

Comic-Con Day 1: Hope You Like Chins

Comic-Con officially started yesterday, and the excitement was palpable provided your idea of excitement is looking at chins because literally two of the biggest stories are chin hair-based. I’m not even joking. So here’s a quick rundown of Day 1, and all the lower portion of the face information that dwells within:

Megan Fox

The Superficial | July 25, 2014 - 8:55 am

Elizabeth Olsen’s Scarlet Witch Boobs Are What You Should Be Talking About

Late yesterday, set photos from The Avengers: Age of Ultron surfaced online and all everyone did was freak out over how ridiculous Aaron Taylor-Johnson looks as Quicksilver after last week’s badass concept art. Yet, somehow, nobody’s even mentioning Elizabeth Olsen’s Scarlet Witch boobs which look fucking fantastic. Is it because she’s not wearing that weird

The Superficial | March 25, 2014 - 10:11 am

Here’s What People In ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Might Look Like And/Or Punch

Makes you wonder how much faster her sisters could’ve killed Heath Ledger with all that power, doesn’t it? I know.
When you own an entire network like Disney does, you can use it whenever you want to shamelessly pimp your products however and whenever you want. Which is exactly what Disney did last night by…

The Superficial | March 19, 2014 - 10:06 am

The Hottest Olsen Is Scarlet Witch In ‘Avengers 2′

Elizabeth Olsen has already grown up into the hot, non-Muppet-on-heroin-looking young woman everyone hoped and dream her sisters would be once they hit 18, and now she’s besting them again by being cast in the premiere superhero franchise of the moment instead of murdering the best actor in one. Think of her as The Anti-Twin.

The Superficial | October 3, 2013 - 12:33 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Talking About Her Vagina Again

While promoting Iron Man 3, Gwyneth Paltrow got shitfaced drunk and called into an Australian radio show where she elaborated on her comments to Ellen about shaving her 70s bush to make her ass window red carpet look work. So here she is on Ellen talking about her shorn lady drapes again because Gwyneth Paltrow…

The Superficial | September 18, 2013 - 2:00 pm

James Spader Is Ultron In ‘The Avengers: Age of That Person I Just Said’

Just the other day I was saying out loud to myself, “You know who would make the perfect Ultron in The Avengers: Age of Ultron? Someone who’s been in a movie where people get in car accidents and then have sex with the wounds caused by said car accident.” Not even five seconds later, Stan…

The Superficial | August 29, 2013 - 11:50 am

Robert Downey Jr. Officially Signed For ‘The Avengers 2′

After almost two months of hand-wringing, Marvel has officially signed Robert Downey Jr. for The Avengers 2 and The Avengers 3 for undisclosed amount of money because it’s an epic shitload. For those of you who don’t know, Marvel took a huge gamble on casting Robert as Tony Stark to the point that he made…

The Superficial | June 20, 2013 - 3:22 pm

Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver Are In ‘The Avengers 2′ Now. Okay…

While at the premiere of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side-Butt: The Movie last night, Joss Whedon basically came right out and told Yahoo! Movies that Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver will be in The Avengers 2. Which seemed pretty random because everyone just assumed Fox had the rights to them and WHY?
“I’ve got these two characters, two…

The Superficial | April 25, 2013 - 2:01 pm

Emily Blunt Might Be Captain Marvel in ‘Avengers 2′

Because Scarlett Johansson was the only woman on The Avengers and her breasts weren’t even impossibly huge, io9 reports Emily Blunt, who almost played Black Widow, might show up in The Avengers: Age of Ultron as Carol Danvers a.k.a. Captain Marvel or “Ms. Marvel” whose powers include respecting her marriage to Mr. Marvel while still…

The Superficial | October 9, 2012 - 12:27 pm