Posts tagged "Teen Choice Awards 2011"

Justin & Selena Are Getting Married!

As the world slowly dissolved around them, Justin whispered into her ear two simple words, “I’m ovulating.”
So, I know I might have said something about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting married, but I was just trying to milk Internet traffic, all the Internet traffic capture how The Teen Choice Awards demographic (Read: Girl…

The Superficial / August 8, 2011

Blake Lively’s Rack and Something About Teens Making Choices

Because we live in a cold, cruel world devoid of mercy, sense or compassion, last night was The 2011 Teen Choice Awards hosted by I have no fucking clue, but more importantly Blake Lively’s awesome breasts were there, so you can stop reading right now and I won’t be offended. On that note, a lot…

The Superficial / August 8, 2011