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Stephanie Seymour Burned Gigi Hadid And Kendall Jenner

Stephanie Seymour has some thoughts on Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid. Also, breasts. Super awesome breasts. Her kids love ‘em! More »

Stephanie Seymour & Boner Boy Did A Photo Shoot

“Okay, now give me a look that says, ‘I made this all happen with my mind and soon will take over the world.’ *click* Perfect!”

Because boundaries have always been a core part of the Seymour-Brant family, here’s Stephanie Seymour posing for an erotic photo shoot in Harper’s Bazaar with her sons BonerMore »

It’s Stephanie Seymour In A Bikini Time

Every year Stephanie Seymour goes to St. Bart’s for Christmas where she somehow continues to look fucking fantastic to the point that even her gay son gets an erection. Which also explains why he hasn’t been on any of these trips since 2010. Some say he’s locked in a dungeon so far underground he’d chew… More »

That’s Stephanie Seymour Trying On Lingerie

Here are photographs that someone questionably took of Stephanie Seymour trying on lingerie with her husband Peter Brant which I then posted on the Internet for fun and profit while wearing pajama pants thousands of miles away in Bullshit, Pennsylvania because America has its moments. As for the more important question of where’s Boner Boy,… More »

Stephanie Seymour (In A Bikini) Will Make It All Better And Other News

- A compelling argument why Katie Holmes should get her pubes pulled. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lil Wayne tattooed the word “BAKED” on his forehead. Yup. [Dlisted]

– Dammit, who got muscles all over these beautiful women? C’mon. [theCHIVE]

- Brandi Glanville wants to “throw up in her mouth” over… More »

Good Morning, Stephanie Seymour Spilling Out of Her Swimsuit, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated the winter solstice in the colonies? How positively dreadful. [Lainey Gossip]

– Christmas was only two days ago. These boobs are still relevant. [theCHIVE]

- Tom Cruise found another 26-year-old willing to pretend he has sex with her in exchange for money and fame? In America? I… More »

Stephanie Seymour’s Still Wearing Bikinis and Other News

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- The Best Religious Sightings Of 2011 [BuzzFeed]

- Ben Affleck just incepted you. [Huffington Post]

- Matthew McConaughey’s life used to be awesome. [Dlisted]

- Tom Criuse is the prettiest girl in all of Hollywood thanks to a Brazilian plastic surgeon. [LaineyMore »

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