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Stephanie Seymour Burned Gigi Hadid And Kendall Jenner

Stephanie Seymour has some thoughts on Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid. Also, breasts. Super awesome breasts. Her kids love ‘em! More »

Stephanie Seymour & Boner Boy Did A Photo Shoot

“Okay, now give me a look that says, ‘I made this all happen with my mind and soon will take over the world.’ *click* Perfect!”

Because boundaries have always been a core part of the Seymour-Brant family, here’s Stephanie Seymour posing for an erotic photo shoot in Harper’s Bazaar with her sons BonerMore »

It’s Stephanie Seymour In A Bikini Time

Every year Stephanie Seymour goes to St. Bart’s for Christmas where she somehow continues to look fucking fantastic to the point that even her gay son gets an erection. Which also explains why he hasn’t been on any of these trips since 2010. Some say he’s locked in a dungeon so far underground he’d chew… More »

That’s Stephanie Seymour Trying On Lingerie

Here are photographs that someone questionably took of Stephanie Seymour trying on lingerie with her husband Peter Brant which I then posted on the Internet for fun and profit while wearing pajama pants thousands of miles away in Bullshit, Pennsylvania because America has its moments. As for the more important question of where’s Boner Boy,… More »

Stephanie Seymour (In A Bikini) Will Make It All Better And Other News

- A compelling argument why Katie Holmes should get her pubes pulled. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lil Wayne tattooed the word “BAKED” on his forehead. Yup. [Dlisted]

– Dammit, who got muscles all over these beautiful women? C’mon. [theCHIVE]

- Brandi Glanville wants to “throw up in her mouth” over… More »

Good Morning, Stephanie Seymour Spilling Out of Her Swimsuit, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated the winter solstice in the colonies? How positively dreadful. [Lainey Gossip]

– Christmas was only two days ago. These boobs are still relevant. [theCHIVE]

- Tom Cruise found another 26-year-old willing to pretend he has sex with her in exchange for money and fame? In America? I… More »

Stephanie Seymour’s Still Wearing Bikinis and Other News

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- The Best Religious Sightings Of 2011 [BuzzFeed]

- Ben Affleck just incepted you. [Huffington Post]

- Matthew McConaughey’s life used to be awesome. [Dlisted]

- Tom Criuse is the prettiest girl in all of Hollywood thanks to a Brazilian plastic surgeon. [LaineyMore »

Stephanie Seymour Is Acrobatic and Other News

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- The 30 Craziest Facebook Stories Of 2011 [BuzzFeed]

– As if dying on the toilet wasn’t shameful enough, now Elvis’ fans have to deal with this? [Huffington Post]

- Marc Anthony’s kids will not be raised by JLo’s Cabana boy. [Dlisted]

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Stephanie Seymour In A Bikini Wins

Stephanie Seymour is only a year younger than Pamela Anderson, but I’d feasibly believe one shatted the other out of her vagina, only to sell her to a good home in exchange for hepatitis medication. I’m extremely sensitive is my point. Anyway, here’s Stephanie in St. Barts today where once again Boner Boy is nowhere… More »

Stephanie Seymour Called The Cops on Boner Boy

There was only one way for this tale to end… Page Six reports:

On July 4, Greenwich, Conn., police said, Seymour called them after having a dispute with 18-year-old Peter Jr., which Peter Sr. witnessed. Lt. Richard Cochran said that when police responded, they were told the mother and son had argued because… More »

Stephanie Seymour is Still in a Bikini,
Boner Boy Presumed Missing

Because it’s the Friday after St. Patrick’s Day – *pukes in trashcan, resumes eating Baconator* – here’s Stephanie Seymour on the beach in St. Barts again where, for the second day in a row, Boner Boy is nowhere to be found. When reached for comment, the entire Internet sighed, “I guess we’ll just have to… More »

Stephanie Seymour’s in a Bikini Again

Stephanie Seymour was in St. Barts again yesterday only this time with the noticeable absence of her easily aroused, gay son Peter who more than likely sat inside yelling at his penis. “Oh, no, mother, I just can’t risk it. It’s seriously got a mind of it’s own, don’t you, you silly penis, you. But… More »

Stephanie Seymour’s Son: ‘I’m Gay, You Idiots’

That still doesn’t explain this.

When photos of Stephanie Seymour and her son Peter Brant II hit the Internet, almost everyone was mesmerized by the fact she’s still got it to the point where she gives her own son a boner. Turns out Peter is gay and would appreciate it if everyone stopped… More »

Stephanie Seymour is in a Bikini, Too, and Other News

- Stephanie Seymour has a special relationship with her son. Or is dating a 15-year-old. Let’s assume both. [The Superficial]

- Snooki banned from Time’s Square Ball Drop. [Popeater]

– Shocking News! Joe Francis might be getting divorced. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson makes Eric Johnson dress up like Lloyd… More »

Stephanie Seymour’s nipple is back

Stephanie Seymour showed some more nipple in St. Bart’s yesterday and in the process proceeded to remind us that supermodels are our most precious commodity. I don’t really know what that statement means, but if anyone decides to store some in a bunker to avoid their extinction, I volunteer myself to turn that bunker… More »

Stephanie Seymour in a bikini and some nipple

Here’s former supermodel Stephanie Seymour in St. Barts yesterday looking pretty damn good for whatever depressing age she is. (I’m afraid to Google it.) She also flashed some nipple which is exciting only if a blurry areola combined with the unsexiest face to make at the time is your thing. I’m more of a… More »

Stephanie Seymour nude in Vanity Fair and other news

- Suri Cruise is slowly forming The Resistance. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna says Chris Brown had “no soul in his eyes” when he beat her. [PopEater]

- Jessica Simpson’s neediness scared off Gerard Butler which raises the question, who is that guy not fucking? [Betty Confidential]

- Chloe Sevigny has a… More »

Stephanie Seymour still wearing bikinis

Here are some more shots of former supermodel Stephanie Seymour playing with her daughter Lilly on Flamands Beach in St. Barts, France. And where exactly does fantasizing about somebody while they’re playing with their daughter rate on the old Creep-O-Meter? It’s gotta be right up there with slowly petting the mannequin at Sears while whispering… More »

Stephanie Seymour in a swimsuit: Mostly still hot!

Here’s somebody I had completely forgotten about: Former supermodel Stephanie Seymour. Back in the day, Stephanie was up there with the likes of Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer, and she was one of the original Victoria’s Secret Angel. You might also remember her as Axl Rose’s girlfriend who he beat the shit out of then… More »