Posts tagged "Shayna Taylor"

BREAKING: Ryan Seacrest Got Drunk Enough To Touch A Vagina

“You! Yeah… you, right there. Black dress, stupid strap thingy. You get Cowell on the line and you tell that bastard a bet’s a FUCKING bet. He didn’t think I could do it, well, you tell him I fucking did it. I fucking did it all by myself with my hands on the slimy thing…

By: The Superficial / August 22, 2014