Posts tagged "Scout Willis"

Scout Willis Is Topless So You’ll #FreeTheNipple

Wednesdays are when I head down to my local comic shop (Ladies?) before enjoying a delicious burrito, so naturally that was the day Scout Willis decided to get pissed about Instagram’s censorship policies and waltzed around New York City with her topless breasts hanging out to teach them a thing or two about how she…

The Superficial / May 28, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Jann Wenner Made His 22-Year-Old Son The Head of RollingStone.com

Nepotism is a tricky move to pull off because it’s almost always a sure-fire way to immediately lose the trust and respect of your employees even though they’ll go to extreme lengths to hide that fact from you while secretly getting their resume ready before you can replace them with your cousin. My point i…

The Superficial / May 21, 2013

Mila Kunis Is Gonna Be A Great Stepmom

Here’s Mila Kunis out buying pumpkins yesterday for Rumer and Scout Willis because when you’re dating a man with kids, it’s always important to make an effort to connect with them. Mostly so they’ll like you better and then eventually inject their real mother with cancer like Julia Roberts made Susan Sarandon’s kids do by…

The Superficial / October 18, 2012

Demi Moore’s Daughters Want A Restraining Order Against Her, Like Ashton Kutcher Better

Demi Moore’s daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah Willis are apparently considering getting a restraining order against her because Demi won’t stop leaving them crazy messages about them liking Ashton Kutcher better than her because he actually shows up to their special events and doesn’t just bolt without even talking to them when no one’s slipping…

The Superficial / July 17, 2012

Scout Willis Busted For Underage Drinking, Using Fake ID

If you’re the famous daughter of a famous celebrity, the first thing you want to do when being arrested for underage drinking is not give the cops a fake ID. Of course, this is also requires that the person carrying you in their womb wasn’t doing whip-its the whole time which is one of the…

The Superficial / June 5, 2012

Rumer Willis Should Stand Next To Her Sister More Often

Here’s Rumer and Scout Willis leaving the Adele concert last night, and someone needs to explain to me what the hell Demi Moore’s vagina did them during childbirth because somehow both of them have giant, elongated peanut-heads with prominent chins. And if childbirth didn’t do it, then we need to acknowledge the fact that these…

The Superficial / August 18, 2011