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When Did Tallulah Willis Become The Hot One? Also, There’s A Hot One?

Tallulah Willis looks like this now. More »

Scout Willis Is Topless So You’ll #FreeTheNipple

Wednesdays are when I head down to my local comic shop (Ladies?) before enjoying a delicious burrito, so naturally that was the day Scout Willis decided to get pissed about Instagram’s censorship policies and waltzed around New York City with her topless breasts hanging out to teach them a thing or two about how she… More »

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to… More »

Jann Wenner Made His 22-Year-Old Son The Head of

Nepotism is a tricky move to pull off because it’s almost always a sure-fire way to immediately lose the trust and respect of your employees even though they’ll go to extreme lengths to hide that fact from you while secretly getting their resume ready before you can replace them with your cousin. My point is… More »

Mila Kunis Is Gonna Be A Great Stepmom

Here’s Mila Kunis out buying pumpkins yesterday for Rumer and Scout Willis because when you’re dating a man with kids, it’s always important to make an effort to connect with them. Mostly so they’ll like you better and then eventually inject their real mother with cancer like Julia Roberts made Susan Sarandon’s kids do by… More »

Demi Moore’s Daughters Want A Restraining Order Against Her, Like Ashton Kutcher Better

Demi Moore’s daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah Willis are apparently considering getting a restraining order against her because Demi won’t stop leaving them crazy messages about them liking Ashton Kutcher better than her because he actually shows up to their special events and doesn’t just bolt without even talking to them when no one’s slipping… More »

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