Posts tagged "Scarlett Johansson"

So Three Days Is An ‘Age’ Now? A Review of Avengers: Age of Ultron

The Superficial Review of 'Avengers: Age of Ultron'…

By: The Superficial / May 1, 2015

Hawkeye & Captain America Called Black Widow A Slut

Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner apparently thought it'd be a great idea to call Black Widow a slut and a whore during a promotional interview for 'Avengers: Age of Ultron.'…

By: The Superficial / April 23, 2015

Scarlett Johansson: John Travolta Isn’t ‘Creepy’ Or ‘Strange’

Scarlett Johansson defends John Travolta's behavior at the Oscars which apparently wasn't "strange" or "creepy." Sure.

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2015

And Now Scarlett Johansson Getting Molested By John Travolta

Scarlett Johansson made a friend at the Oscars. He asked her to sing that "Baby" song she's always doing on the YouTube machine.

By: The Superficial / February 23, 2015

Scarlett Johansson Looks Like This Now

Scarlett Johansson had a baby four months ago. If the next words out of my word/fingers are, "What's your excuse?" how quickly will this site be stampeded? Do I have time to pack?

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Married Again If Anyone Gives A Shit

Because I'll use any excuse to post bikini photos, here are some words about Scarlett Johansson's secret wedding to that French guy who knocked her up, Radicchio Something. Via Page Six: A source tells Page Six, “Scarlett and Romain were married in a very intimate ceremony after the birth of their daughter. They kept the…

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014

Still Don’t Call ScarJo ScarJo

Back in 2011, Scarlett Johansson got pissed off about the nickname ScarJo, and now here's ScarJo getting mad about ScarJo again while also shitting on JLo because apparently ScarJo doesn't want to be equated with JLo who's not very ScarJo. Via HuffPo: "I associate that name with, like, pop stars. 'It sounds tacky. It's lazy…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2014

Goddamn, I Need A Nerd-Cigarette: A Review of ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’

For the past few weeks, the advance word on Captain America: The Winter Soldier is that it's as good as The Avengers if not the best Marvel movie to date. It even made curmudgeony ol' fusspot Jeff Wells' heart grow three sizes as it should have because the hype is real. Winter Soldier is the…

By: The Superficial / April 4, 2014

Hey, Look, Scarlett Johansson Made A Sequel To ‘Limitless’

Here's the trailer for Lucy starring Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow a young woman who gets slut-shamed by the Japanese into becoming Black Widow a walking Matrix with boobs, or something. (I shot my load with the Limitless headline. You got me.)…

By: The Superficial / April 3, 2014

Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Getting Larger By The Minute

Remember the other day when Scarlett Johansson defended Woody Allen? Yeah, me neither. *slaps face against monitor* (Hold my calls.) Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

By: The Superficial / March 21, 2014

Lena Dunham Just Made The Most Sense About The Woody Allen Debacle

While Scarlett Johansson insured there'll be an Oscar-worthy project down the road the for her by defending Woody Allen to The Guardian, Lena Dunham has made the most surprisingly profound remarks to Marc Maron about the alleged molestation of Dylan Farrow and how that should reflect on Woody Allen's art. So while you read that,…

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2014

Scarlett Johansson Is Defending Woody Allen Now

While promoting Captain America: The Winter Soldier last week, Scarlett Johansson made it a point to bar reporters from asking about her pregnancy. A caveat that apparently didn't extend to being asked about Woody Allen and his alleged molestation of Dylan Farrow because here she is defending him to The Guardian before her publicist shut…

By: The Superficial / March 17, 2014

Scarlett Johansson Busted Out The Prego-Boobs

You can really tell Marvel's been saying all the right words to Scarlett Johansson lately (Read: Solo Black Widow movie.) because here she is making with the prego-boobs at the Hollywood premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier last night after spending the day before not letting reporters ask about her pregnancy. And if you're…

By: The Superficial / March 14, 2014

Scarlett Johansson’s Pregnant (For Real This Time)

For those of you wondering why the hell Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive would resort to shilling sugar water for a company that operates a factory in a contested hotbed of religious infighting, it turns out Scarlett Johansson is five months pregnant, and this time isn't the work of angles and weird shirts. Or so Romaine

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2014

Scarlett Johansson Selling Soda Machines Is Destroying The Middle East (Or Something)

The last time Scarlett Johansson got involved with politics, she might as well have fucked Sean Penn in the middle of the White House Correspondents Dinner, and before that, she was running around telling people Obama was her e-mail boyfriend. So let's just say her track record isn't exactly the greatest which is why it…

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2014

Good Morning, ScarJo, And Other News

- Aaron Paul almost got molested by Michael Jackson. That's how I read this. [Lainey Gossip] - Put that shit away, Kris Jenner, you're 80. [Dlisted] - Oh, good, these women brought towels. You'll probably need one. [theCHIVE] - Farrah Abraham actually thinks she has a career outside of ass porn. [Fishwrapper] - This i…

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2014

Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Lex Luthor

"Joaquin Phoenix, what are you going to do once that acid wears off?" "Kill Superman!" - How this post happened Now that the Internet's done making alternate Breaking Bad endings, it's time to forget Bryan Cranston being Lex Luthor and move on to.. Joaquin Phoenix? Eh, why not? He's got a young girlfriend. Kids love…

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2013

‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Has A Trailer

While the iTunes version continues to shit itself (Seriously, Marvel, you have a trillion Avengers money. C'mon.), here's the official UK trailer for Captain America: The Winter Soldier which looks like everything the first movie should've been right down to mining the shit out of Ed Brubaker's epic run and making Cap bang Scarlett Johansson

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2013

Scarlett Johansson Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. Again.

Scarlett Johansson was Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive in 2006, and now she is again seven years later because apparently finding attractive celebrities is hard. (Or not at all because here, here, here, here, and mother of God here.) The important thing is that we honor this occasion by laughing at Scarlett Johansson falling down for…

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2013

Chuck Norris’ Thoughts On Syria Brought To You By Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts

In the spirit of the day, I provided these cleavagey photos of Scarlett Johansson so you can ignore everything that's happening here and learn not a goddamn thing from it. Just like 9/11! Whenever Chuck Norris sits down to a keyboard and meticulously maneuvers whatever faggot alphabet it's made of - "It starts with a…

By: The Superficial / September 11, 2013
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