Posts tagged "Scarlett Johansson"

Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Married Again If Anyone Gives A Shit

Because I'll use any excuse to post bikini photos, here are some words about Scarlett Johansson's secret wedding to that French guy who knocked her up, Radicchio Something. Via Page Six: A source tells Page Six, “Scarlett and Romain were married in a very intimate ceremony after …
By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014

Still Don’t Call ScarJo ScarJo

Back in 2011, Scarlett Johansson got pissed off about the nickname ScarJo, and now here's ScarJo getting mad about ScarJo again while also shitting on JLo because apparently ScarJo doesn't want to be equated with JLo who's not very ScarJo. Via HuffPo: "I associate that name with, like, pop …
By: The Superficial / April 8, 2014

Goddamn, I Need A Nerd-Cigarette: A Review of ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’

For the past few weeks, the advance word on Captain America: The Winter Soldier is that it's as good as The Avengers if not the best Marvel movie to date. It even made curmudgeony ol' fusspot Jeff Wells' heart grow three sizes as it should have because …
By: The Superficial / April 4, 2014

Hey, Look, Scarlett Johansson Made A Sequel To ‘Limitless’

Here's the trailer for Lucy starring Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow a young woman who gets slut-shamed by the Japanese into becoming Black Widow a walking Matrix with boobs, or something. (I shot my load with the Limitless headline. You got me.) …
By: The Superficial / April 3, 2014

Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Getting Larger By The Minute

Remember the other day when Scarlett Johansson defended Woody Allen? Yeah, me neither. *slaps face against monitor* (Hold my calls.) Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN …
By: The Superficial / March 21, 2014

Lena Dunham Just Made The Most Sense About The Woody Allen Debacle

While Scarlett Johansson insured there'll be an Oscar-worthy project down the road the for her by defending Woody Allen to The Guardian, Lena Dunham has made the most surprisingly profound remarks to Marc Maron about the alleged molestation of Dylan Farrow and how that should …
By: The Superficial / March 18, 2014

Scarlett Johansson Is Defending Woody Allen Now

While promoting Captain America: The Winter Soldier last week, Scarlett Johansson made it a point to bar reporters from asking about her pregnancy. A caveat that apparently didn't extend to being asked about Woody Allen and his alleged molestation of Dylan Farrow because …
By: The Superficial / March 17, 2014

Scarlett Johansson Busted Out The Prego-Boobs

You can really tell Marvel's been saying all the right words to Scarlett Johansson lately (Read: Solo Black Widow movie.) because here she is making with the prego-boobs at the Hollywood premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier last night after spending the day before …
By: The Superficial / March 14, 2014

Scarlett Johansson’s Pregnant (For Real This Time)

For those of you wondering why the hell Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive would resort to shilling sugar water for a company that operates a factory in a contested hotbed of religious infighting, it turns out Scarlett Johansson is five months pregnant, and this time isn't the work of …
By: The Superficial / March 4, 2014

Scarlett Johansson Selling Soda Machines Is Destroying The Middle East (Or Something)

The last time Scarlett Johansson got involved with politics, she might as well have fucked Sean Penn in the middle of the White House Correspondents Dinner, and before that, she was running around telling people Obama was her e-mail boyfriend. So let's just say her …
By: The Superficial / January 30, 2014

Good Morning, ScarJo, And Other News

- Aaron Paul almost got molested by Michael Jackson. That's how I read this. [Lainey Gossip] - Put that shit away, Kris Jenner, you're 80. [Dlisted] - Oh, good, these women brought towels. You'll probably need one. [theCHIVE] - Farrah Abraham actually thinks she has a career outside of …
By: The Superficial / January 9, 2014

Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Lex Luthor

"Joaquin Phoenix, what are you going to do once that acid wears off?" "Kill Superman!" - How this post happened Now that the Internet's done making alternate Breaking Bad endings, it's time to forget Bryan Cranston being Lex Luthor and move on to.. Joaquin Phoenix? Eh, why not? He's …
By: The Superficial / December 19, 2013

‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Has A Trailer

While the iTunes version continues to shit itself (Seriously, Marvel, you have a trillion Avengers money. C'mon.), here's the official UK trailer for Captain America: The Winter Soldier which looks like everything the first movie should've been right down to mining the shit out of …
By: The Superficial / October 24, 2013

Scarlett Johansson Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. Again.

Scarlett Johansson was Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive in 2006, and now she is again seven years later because apparently finding attractive celebrities is hard. (Or not at all because here, here, here, here, and mother of God here.) The important thing …
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2013

Chuck Norris’ Thoughts On Syria Brought To You By Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts

In the spirit of the day, I provided these cleavagey photos of Scarlett Johansson so you can ignore everything that's happening here and learn not a goddamn thing from it. Just like 9/11! Whenever Chuck Norris sits down to a keyboard and meticulously maneuvers whatever faggot alphabet it's made of - "It starts …
By: The Superficial / September 11, 2013

Wait, There Was An Engagement Ring In These Scarlett Johansson Pics? And A Dude?

Yesterday, we posted pics of Scarlett Johansson at the Venice Film Festival premiere of Under The Skin and was under the impression that the only important thing happening was her awesome breasts. Which is still true, but People somehow noticed she was also wearing what looked like an engagement ring which her …
By: The Superficial / September 5, 2013

Ladies And Gentlemen, We’ve Got ScarJo Cleavage And Other News

- Aw, poor Ariel Castro. Was captivity too hard for you? [BuzzFeed] - Channing Tatum is the anti-Armie Hammer. [Lainey Gossip] - True Blood is finally being put out of its misery. [Dlisted] - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE] - Lady GaGa looks like this …
By: The Superficial / September 4, 2013

Good Morning, Scarlett Johansson, And Other News

- Leonardo DiCaprio takes the latest model he's banging to Versailles. [Lainey Gossip] - Everybody was at Kanye's birthday party except Kim Kardashian. [Dlisted] - Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE] - It's an honor if Amanda Bynes follows you on Twitter, according to Amanda Bynes. [ …
By: The Superficial / June 10, 2013

Hey, It’s That Winter Soldier Captain America’s Always Going On About

It got a little heavy around here, so let's geek out for a minute at these latest set photos from Captain America: The Winter Soldier where we actually get to see the Winter Soldier who's Bucky if you didn't know that already. Which hopefully Marvel was banking on being a huge spoiler considering how …
By: The Superficial / June 5, 2013

Captain America Is Gonna Move Some Steroids

A little over two weeks ago, Chris Evans looked like this while attending a GLAAD event with his gay brother Scott. And now here he is on the set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier yesterday looking fucking gigantic, so let's keep pushing that message to the kids: "Hey, Captain America, how'd …
By: The Superficial / May 15, 2013
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