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Joss Whedon Wants To Stop Orange Muppet Hitler

Joss Whedon assembled The Avengers and Neil Patrick Harris to try to save the election. This should do the trick. More »

Ronan Farrow Punches Hollywood In The Dick Over Woody Allen

Ronan Farrow calls out Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, and other celebrities by name for working with Woody Allen. … More »

Captain America: Civil War Has A Trailer

The Captain America: Civil War trailer is here to punch everything in the face, and wink and nod that it knows its punching everything in the face, so dig in. You know you’re gonna. More »

Did Jeremy Renner Say Slut? He Meant Incredible Mother!

After weeks of calling her character a slut, Jeremy Renner wishes Scarlett Johansson a beautiful, blessed Mother’s Day so Marvel won’t kill him in the next movie. More »

So Three Days Is An ‘Age’ Now? A Review of Avengers: Age of Ultron

The Superficial Review of ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ More »

Hawkeye & Captain America Called Black Widow A Slut

Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner apparently thought it’d be a great idea to call Black Widow a slut and a whore during a promotional interview for ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron.’ More »

Scarlett Johansson: John Travolta Isn’t ‘Creepy’ Or ‘Strange’

Scarlett Johansson defends John Travolta’s behavior at the Oscars which apparently wasn’t “strange” or “creepy.” Sure. More »

And Now Scarlett Johansson Getting Molested By John Travolta

Scarlett Johansson made a friend at the Oscars. He asked her to sing that “Baby” song she’s always doing on the YouTube machine. More »

Scarlett Johansson Looks Like This Now

Scarlett Johansson had a baby four months ago. If the next words out of my word/fingers are, “What’s your excuse?” how quickly will this site be stampeded? Do I have time to pack? More »

Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Married Again If Anyone Gives A Shit

Because I’ll use any excuse to post bikini photos, here are some words about Scarlett Johansson’s secret wedding to that French guy who knocked her up, Radicchio Something. Via Page Six:

A source tells Page Six, “Scarlett and Romain were married in a very intimate ceremony after the birth of their daughter. They… More »

Still Don’t Call ScarJo ScarJo

Back in 2011, Scarlett Johansson got pissed off about the nickname ScarJo, and now here’s ScarJo getting mad about ScarJo again while also shitting on JLo because apparently ScarJo doesn’t want to be equated with JLo who’s not very ScarJo. Via HuffPo:

“I associate that name with, like, pop stars. ‘It sounds tacky. More »

Goddamn, I Need A Nerd-Cigarette: A Review of ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’

For the past few weeks, the advance word on Captain America: The Winter Soldier is that it’s as good as The Avengers if not the best Marvel movie to date. It even made curmudgeony ol’ fusspot Jeff Wells’ heart grow three sizes as it should have because the hype is real. Winter Soldier is the… More »

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