Posts tagged "Sandra Bullock"

Jon Hamm’s Penis Might Be Single

Who’s ready to walk bow-legged?

The Superficial | July 9, 2015 - 2:31 pm

The 86th Annual Academy Awards

I pretty much made my feelings on the Oscars known last night – Although, kudos to Rust Cohle for his work as an undercover AIDS patient. – so here are the best red carpet pics Photo Boy could find while I sat in the corner making beer can men and mumbling how we’ll do this…

The Superficial | March 3, 2014 - 10:31 am

Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:

Missed the…

The Superficial | January 13, 2014 - 10:50 am

Jesse James Calls Sandra Bullock ‘Some Actress’

“Was she the Nazi? Ha! Just messin’ with ya. They all were.”
Jesse James’ brain has exactly two speeds: Say Stupid Shit and Insert Penis, so it should come as absolutely no surprise that he’s basically dissing Sandra Bullock on his new reality TV project American Chopper: The Build-Off by acting like she’s some easily…

The Superficial | December 6, 2011 - 12:05 pm

Jesse James: ‘Kat Von D is Better Than Sandra in Bed’

Posted by Photo Boy
Jesse James gave a heartfelt interview on ABC’s Nightline where he talked about “starting over” and what a simple, gentle father he has become. This is a guy who is trying to protect his kids from the harsh spotlight that celebrity can sometimes bring especially during a controversial divorce. Which is…

Photo Boy | May 5, 2011 - 9:00 am

Jesse James Starts Over, Continues Looking Insane

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Jesse James took a page from the PR playbook and spouted quotes about “starting his life over” in an interview with People:
Although James takes “full accountability” for his betrayal of Bullock, he isn’t dwelling on past mistakes. “I’m moving forward, thinking clearly and becoming a better person. … I have…

Photo Boy | May 3, 2011 - 11:00 am

Sandra Bullock Prepping Jesse James’ Kids For Their New Mommy

As if Sandra Bullock hasn’t taken a large enough Swastika to the ass through this whole ordeal, she now has the privilege of explaining to Jesse James’ kids that Kat Von D is going to be their mom now. Popeater reports:
“Sandra loves Sunny with all her heart and will always be in her life.

The Superficial | January 25, 2011 - 2:02 pm

Jesse James and Kat Von D Warned Sandra Bullock

Wow. They know not to smile for pictures that young? That’s actually impressive.
Just so nobody thinks Jesse James and Kat Von D are a couple of assholes rushing to get married as soon as possible before they realize they’ve made a horrible mistake – Oh, wait. – the two were decent enough to give…

The Superficial | January 21, 2011 - 1:05 pm

Jesse James and Kat Von D Announce Their Engagement

Because clearly he’s an idiot for reasons too numerous to count here, Jesse James has officially announced his engagement to Kat Von D, but not before showing up at a high-profile event an entire week ago with a rock on Kat’s finger. So, my, what a complete surprise. People reports:
“You know sometimes the public…

The Superficial | January 20, 2011 - 11:56 am

Even I’m Offended By This

Because the paparazzi always hang out in LASIK eye surgery waiting rooms, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee thought it’d be hilarious if she pretended to lick a magazine photo of Sandra Bullock. You know, because ruining her marriage wasn’t enough. And it’s shit like this that makes me pray to a God I don’t even believe in…

The Superficial | January 17, 2011 - 4:00 pm

Sandra Bullock Saw Naked Dudes

Here’s Sandra Bullock leaving The Abbey gay bar in LA last night where she apparently spent the evening watching naked men grind all over each other. And, honestly, who’s going to fault her for that after Jesse James’ penis launched a blitzkrieg through White Power Tattoo Country days into their marriage? She earned it. In…

The Superficial | September 17, 2010 - 2:39 pm

Kat Von D & Jesse James Are Ready to Flaunt Now

Less than six months after Sandra Bullock very publicly learned Jesse James was banging what’s left of Hitler’s secret stripper battalion behind her back, here he is with Kat Von D at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood last night because they fell in love playing Scrabble and now she wants to…

The Superficial | September 3, 2010 - 11:35 am

Kat Von D Confirms She’s Banging Jesse James

After her people denied the two are more than just friends, Kat Von D apparently tweeted then untweeted today (Yet somehow it’s still there.) that she is in fact dating Jesse James which confirms reports from TMZ that they were “touchy-feely” in Vegas over the weekend.
So this either proves Kat Von D is…

The Superficial | August 18, 2010 - 3:03 pm

The 2010 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s a shit-ton of pics for those of you who missed the MTV Movie Awards last night which was practically nothing but two hours of those Twilight kids winning everything. At one point Sandra Bullock kissed Scarlett Johansson then Katy Perry and Christina Aguilera’s breasts danced around. That’s really all I remember. Oh, and Tom…

The Superficial | June 7, 2010 - 12:00 am

Jesse James’ sister says he WAS abused

Smiling might not have been the best photo choice.
Jesse James’ sister has come forward to defend Jesse from accusations that he lied on Nightline about being abused by his father. E! News reports:
“I saw it,” she says. “I lived there with my dad, and he was very aggressive with Jesse and I. He…

The Superficial | May 27, 2010 - 11:39 am

Jesse James wasn’t abused, says step-mom

Janina James Coan, who was involved with Jesse’s dad since Jesse was 6, tells TMZ she was “appalled” by what Jesse said about Larry James during the “Nightline” interview.
Coan says, “Larry was the most caring father, the kindest father who would do anything for anybody. He loved Jesse to death and would brag…

The Superficial | May 26, 2010 - 3:19 pm

Jesse James: ‘My dad hit me, so I had to bang all those whores.’

During Jesse James’ interview with Nightline he revealed he was abused by his father which apparently caused his penis to fall into the Tattoed Vag of the Third Reich. Why not? Via People:
“I was a terrorized kid,” James, 41, said about beatings he received from his father. “I was petrified of my dad ……

The Superficial | May 26, 2010 - 12:24 pm

Jesse James responds to Sandra Bullock

Seen here outside his restaurant yesterday, Jesse James has issued a response to People regarding Sandra Bullock’s announcement she’s filing for divorce:
On the PR baby:
“The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart.”

The Superficial | April 28, 2010 - 11:01 am

Sandra Bullock: ‘Hey, look at this black baby I’m converting to Judaism!’

For those of you just waking up, Sandra Bullock has come out of seclusion and announced exclusively to People she’s filed for divorce from Jesse James. Not only that, she’s adopted 3 1/2 month old Louis Bardo Bullock from New Orleans who she plans to make Jewish because she hates Nazis not so much. I’m…

The Superficial | April 28, 2010 - 10:14 am

Michelle Bombshell: ‘Stop blaming the whores!’

Michelle Bombshell has an urgent message for America. Via PopEater:
“I want to say to the rest of the country, ‘Stop taking it out on the mistresses and start taking it out on the men who are cheating on their wives,’ ” McGee told Inside Edition. “Why are these men getting off scot free while…

The Superficial | April 14, 2010 - 12:33 am
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