Posts tagged "Ryan Reynolds"

Haha! Deadpool Says Bad Words

Deadpool has a trailer, and let me tell you about these kids today and their foul-mouthed superheroes on my yard.

The Superficial / August 5, 2015

Batman V Superman Won Comic-Con

My rundown of Comic-Con 2015 where I declare the new Batman V Superman trailer the winner because I wasn’t there to see Ryan Reynolds talk about horse porn.

The Superficial / July 13, 2015

‘Deadpool’ Will Be Rated R In Case There Was Some Confusion

Deadpool is Rated R, but who cares? I have an excuse to use my favorite GIF. Kneel before me!

The Superficial / April 2, 2015

Blake Lively Gave Birth

“You’re gonna be skinny again now, right baby?”
“You’re gonna make a movie that doesn’t tank now, right baby?”
Posted by Photo Boy
I’ll admit I’ve never been as preoccupied with Blake Lively as Fish so terrifyingly is, but she shat out Ryan Reynolds’ kid over the holidays and I had this old gallery of…

Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

Blake Lively’s Pregnant Body Won The Angel Ball

Normally, pregnancy is God’s way of cursing woman for using their filthy vagina holes for sex, but sometimes it can result a in beautiful transformation instead of the Beast of the Apocalypse. And such is the case with Blake Lively who took time away from running a website full of plagiarism and the hottest slaveowner…

The Superficial / October 21, 2014

Blake Lively Is Pregnant

First Hilary Duff had a kid then Mila Kunis, and now Blake Lively’s pregnant, but let’s all freak about Ebola instead of the real disease spreading right before our eyes. Anyway, this is why Kelly Brook’s the perfect woman. Not only does she have huge, giant breasts, but she’s prone to mis- *gets tackled by

The Superficial / October 6, 2014

Anna Kendrick & Cara Delevingne Are Your New Fappening

So it looks like we’re going to do this every weekend now because Anna Kendrick and Cara Delevingne are your latest celebrities to have nude photos leaked online by “hackers,” according to Gawker, who also reports a bunch of other people were in this batch except I have no idea who half of them are:…

The Superficial / September 29, 2014

That Deadpool Test Footage Worked

After getting stuck playing an absolute shithouse version of the character in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Ryan Reynolds will finally get a chance to star in a solo Deadpool movie – a project he’s pursued since 2003 – that will presumably be R-rated considering the spark was the leaked test footage (above) he made years ago…

The Superficial / September 19, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Never Saw Blake Lively Coming

Blake Lively is a gorgeous, thin blonde who also happens to be friends with Beyonce and has a pretentious, fart-sniffing website launching next week which makes you wonder why we even need Gwyneth Paltrow anymore. And I’m not just saying that because Blake’s breasts are way more awesome to the point that it’s not eve…

The Superficial / July 15, 2014

Clarissa Explains All The Drugs She Did

I’ve always just considered Melissa Joan Hart one of the squeaky clean celebrities which probably explains why she’s releasing a book titled Melissa Explains It All about her drug-fueled party days so I’ll look at her in a different light and tell her to leave her husband. It’s so transparent, it’s adorable. Anyway, here she…

The Superficial / September 26, 2013

Blake Lively Seems Terrible To Marry Is How I’m Going To Read This So I Don’t Kill Myself

If you hadn’t read by now, Martha Stewart helped plan Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’ wedding, except it turns out Blake Lively also had eight million details for this thing which makes her seem like a real pain in the ass to marry with awesome breasts that wouldn’t make up for all that, right? (Nod…

The Superficial / October 16, 2012

Blake Lively Started Eating More After She Got Married, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

There had to be some reason Ryan Reynolds decided to marry Blake Lively after just getting divorced from Scarlett Johansson, and because all of us in the entertainment industry are lazy as shit, it’s she’s pregnant. We’re all going with pregnant. Page Six reports:
The blond beauty, back at work in New York after her…

The Superficial / September 20, 2012

Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Got Married

Ryan Reynolds has barely been divorced from Scarlett Johansson for a year, but Blake Lively has awesome breasts, so you can see the pickle he was in here. People reports:
A source confirms to PEOPLE that the couple tied the knot Sunday night at Boone Hall Plantation in Mt. Pleasant, S.C., just outside of Charleston.

The Superficial / September 10, 2012

Ryan Reynolds Made Blake Lively Watch His Dog

“What’s that, boy? Ryan’s trapped in a well and only naked pictures of me can get him out?”
Ryan Reynolds is rich and can easily afford to hire someone to watch his dog for him, but clearly it’d be more fun to make Blake Lively do it while she’s busy filming Gossip Girl in New…

The Superficial / December 15, 2011

How Much Sex Is Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Having? C’mon!

Here’s Blake Lively slipping in and out of sleep at a Boston train station after spending the night at Ryan Reynolds’ apartment where he apparently sexed her good. Which is surprising because Ryan Reynolds once molested a child, so she should probably break up with him because everything on the Internet is true. Like those…

The Superficial / December 6, 2011

Ryan Reynolds Gave Blake Lively A Hickey

Here’s Blake Lively arriving to the set of Gossip Girl yesterday with what looks like a hickey on her neck that more than likely came from Ryan Reynolds. Which probably explains why Scarlett Johansson hates her so much because Ryan never used to give her hickeys. He also never took her to Dairy Queen after…

The Superficial / December 2, 2011

Scarlett Johansson Talks Nude Leaked Photos (Here, Google Google. Here, Boy.)

When naked celebrity photos appear on the Internet, it’s typically without any context, not that any was needed to begin with. (“I just can’t stare at breasts!” – Absolutely no one.) Except this time around, Scarlett Johansson is providing a back story to her recent leaked photos that thankfully launched an FBI investigation before one…

The Superficial / November 1, 2011

Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Had Sex In His Apartment

Here’s Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds leaving his Boston apartment early Saturday morning which pretty much confirms all those rumors while simultaneously piercing my penis through the heart. On a related note, I continued my journey of self-hate-fuckingization by watching Green Lantern again this weekend to see if it was really as bad as the

The Superficial / October 24, 2011

Blake Lively’s Banging Ryan Reynolds

Fresh off of curbing Leonardo DiCaprio and sending him straight into the vagina of a model I’m assuming he kept in a glove box for just such an emergency, Blake Lively is apparently banging her Green Lantern costar Ryan Reynolds now. For real this time, or at least more openly than when he was still…

The Superficial / October 7, 2011

Ryan Reynolds is Dating Charlize Theron Now. Why Not?

Despite the fact Green Lantern should’ve been called Emerald Hate-Bang of The Eyes and Ears, Ryan Reynolds has somehow managed to land Charlize Theron, and the two are “exclusive” and very “hush-hush,” according to Us Weekly which is apparently written by Danny DeVito in L.A. Confidential now:
While the two haven’t been photographed together, a…

The Superficial / July 13, 2011
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