Posts tagged "Russell Simmons"

There Was A #FreeTheNipple Fundraiser, Of Course

A few weeks ago, Scout Willis walked around New York City topless because Instagram doesn't allow nipples or something. The important thing is that it's a very serious issue that required very serious celebrity activism instead of, oh I dunno, say childhood obesity, education, hunger, poverty, unemployment, domestic abuse, …
By: The Superficial / June 20, 2014

Joanna Krupa Won The Pre-Grammys

Before we hit you a metric ass-ton of pics from the Grammys, here's the best of the Pre-Grammy parties which is hands down Joanna Krupa followed by Taylor Swift's body looking way tighter than it did at the Grammys, Rihanna wearing this yellow thing over …
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014

Harriet Tubman Having Sex? Now That’s Comedy!

If you've somehow completely missed this shitstorm, yesterday Russell Simmons launched his new All Def Digital YouTube channel with a comedy sketch featuring Harriet Tubman making a sex tape. Which on its surface sounds like a hilarious concept, but keep in mind I'm dead inside and have no sense of decorum. Surprisingly, …
By: The Superficial / August 15, 2013

Remember Kennedy? Michael Jordan Tried To Take Her Virginity In A Dice Game

One of my favorite things in the world is when a pseudo-celebrity finally reaches that inevitable point in life where the only thing they have to offer society is embarrassing stories about actual celebrities. So here's former MTV VJ Kennedy shilling her new book The Kennedy Chronicles with an anecdote about Michael Jordan …
By: The Superficial / July 2, 2013

The Crap I Missed – Russell Simmons Paid Good Money For This, Doesn’t Want To Pull a Hammy

"And take it down to Wealthy Elderly Pervert's Pose. Exhale. Gaze into $1500/hr." Welcome to Monday's The Crap I Missed which you've probably already noticed isn't the usual collection of titties and buffoonery. Except it sort of is, because this entire gallery is the odd shapes that make up Russell Simmons' body alternating …
By: Photo Boy / December 10, 2012

Russell Simmons Seems Pleased With His Purchase

Here's Russell Simmons at the premiere of For A Good Time Call... last night which he was apparently running late for because they just dropped his date off at the door without his usual pre-inspection. Which is why he literally spends the entire time on the red carpet wondering how much they charged him …
By: The Superficial / August 22, 2012

Heidi Klum Doing Yoga and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Jon Favreau almost got Olivia Wilde killed. [Huffington Post] - LeAnn Rimes looked awful even when she was eating. [Dlisted] - Matthew Broderick is dying inside. [Lainey Gossip] - Megan Fox vs. Kate Upton: Bikini Showdown. [Hollywood Tuna] - That chick David …
By: Photo Boy / July 13, 2011

Russell Simmons: ‘Cut Chris Brown Some Slack Like Those Disney Kids Get’

Welcome to the exact moment my white liberal guilt reaches its tipping point. Russell Simmons has posted an open letter on Global Grind entitled, "Chris Brown: When Fame Snatches Your Freedom," that is a four page essay on how Chris Brown is essentially a dancing …
By: The Superficial / March 24, 2011

Julie Henderson still in a bikini

Sports Illustrated model Julie Henderson and Russell Simmons continued their vacation in Miami yesterday which reminds me I need to make a doctor's appointment so I can schedule whatever surgery Russell Simmons got that makes $1,000 bills fly around his penis. Or is it just some kind of ointment? Because I've been trying all …
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2009

UPDATE: Julie Henderson in a bikini

Here's Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Julie Henderson in Miami yesterday with hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons who apparently got tired of banging Sophie Monk. Then again, what doesn't make Russell Simmons get tired these days? He probably takes a nap halfway through eating a hot dog. Although in his defense, he sleeps on a bed …
By: The Superficial / October 5, 2009

Sophie Monk dating Russell Simmons?

When I see a young model like Sophie Monk dating a rich, older man like Russell Simmons, it makes me realize I spend way too much time talking to women and not enough time hurling dollar bills in their face with a leaf-blower. I guess it's time for me to mature as a person.
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2009

Russell Simmons has a lot of money

A judge signed off on a custody agreement in L.A. court Thursday that states Russell Simmons will pay $40,000 in monthly child support until his two daughters turn 19 1/2, and make sure that they get a new car worth at least $60,000 every three years. And apparently this was all done voluntarily. Russell …
By: Superficial / February 27, 2009

Porschia Coleman is bikini-licious

Hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons hit the beach in Miami with his new girlfriend model Porschia Coleman over the weekend. I wish I was a funky-fresh millionaire with mad rhymes, so I could score chicks like Porschia. Instead I'll have to settle for calf muscles you can fry an egg on. Omelet, anyone? Photos: Bauer-Griffin …
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2007