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Captain America: Civil War Has A Trailer

The Captain America: Civil War trailer is here to punch everything in the face, and wink and nod that it knows its punching everything in the face, so dig in. You know you’re gonna.

Mike Redmond | November 25, 2015 - 8:43 am

So Three Days Is An ‘Age’ Now? A Review of Avengers: Age of Ultron

The Superficial Review of ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’

Mike Redmond | May 1, 2015 - 6:18 pm

Don’t Ask Robert Downey Jr. About ‘Dark Periods’ (Light Flows? Maybe)

Robert Downey Jr. walks out of an interview after being asked about the ‘dark periods’ in his past.

Mike Redmond | April 23, 2015 - 10:45 am

Robert Downey Jr.’s In ‘Captain America 3′ Now

“Hey, do I look retarded in this new suit?”
“Yup.”
“You jerk! THIS MEANS CIVIL WAR.” – Exactly how that happens, trust me

Last week, Robert Downey Jr. spent an odd amount of time openly confirming and then un-confirming Iron Man 4. Turns out he’s really starring in Captain America 3

Mike Redmond | October 14, 2014 - 10:37 am

Robert Downey Jr. Will Make ‘Iron Man 4′ If Mel Gibson Directs

“That’s some sturdy looking Jew metal.”
“Hahahaha, what?”

Marvel needs Robert Downey Jr. way more than Robert Downey Jr. needs Marvel, and once his contract was up with Iron Man 3, they paid out the dick to keep him for Avengers 2 and 3. And rightly so. Except now he’s testing them…

Mike Redmond | October 6, 2014 - 2:12 pm

Comic-Con: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron,’ And Oh Yeah, ‘Ant-Man,’ I Guess

Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con’s Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron – minus pregnant ScarJo – after an awkwardly brief Ant-Man panel. And if you’re wondering how to tell…

Mike Redmond | July 28, 2014 - 11:42 am

Robert Downey Jr.’s Son Busted For Cocaine

For a very long time, Robert Downey Jr. was a walking punchline thanks to an epic coke addiction that landed him in and out of jail whenever he wasn’t alone in a hotel room with a Wonder Woman costume. But after getting a lifeline tossed to him by Mel Gibson who cast him in The

Mike Redmond | June 30, 2014 - 1:22 pm

James Spader Is Ultron In ‘The Avengers: Age of That Person I Just Said’

Just the other day I was saying out loud to myself, “You know who would make the perfect Ultron in The Avengers: Age of Ultron? Someone who’s been in a movie where people get in car accidents and then have sex with the wounds caused by said car accident.” Not even five seconds later, Stan…

Mike Redmond | August 29, 2013 - 11:50 am

Robert Downey Jr. Officially Signed For ‘The Avengers 2′

After almost two months of hand-wringing, Marvel has officially signed Robert Downey Jr. for The Avengers 2 and The Avengers 3 for undisclosed amount of money because it’s an epic shitload. For those of you who don’t know, Marvel took a huge gamble on casting Robert as Tony Stark to the point that he made…

Mike Redmond | June 20, 2013 - 3:22 pm

If Your Child Doesn’t Recognize Robert Downey Jr., You’ve Failed As A Parent

Here’s Robert Downey Jr. taking a break from filming The Judge in Massachusetts to meet 18-month-old Jaxson who was under the impression he was going to meet Iron Man, but instead, got this stranger and appears to have reacted exactly like I would’ve so I hope somebody changed him afterwards. On that note, apparently this…

Mike Redmond | June 14, 2013 - 8:15 am

Just Shut Up And Listen To Robert Downey Jr. Say Awesome Shit: A Review of ‘Iron Man 3′

“Only douches still use Bluetooth? Well, then I guess that makes me a douche. A douche all over YOUR FACE. (Laser to the dick. Laser to the dick, go!)”

Welcome to the first review of the summer movie season which thankfully hasn’t been marred by a horrible tragedy we learned absolutely nothing from…

Mike Redmond | May 5, 2013 - 11:58 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Made The ‘Iron Man 3′ Premiere All About Gwyneth Paltrow. Of Course.

“I did have my vagina varnished in Tuscany. Thank you for noticing.”

Judging by early reviews, Iron Man 3 not only makes up for Iron Man 2, but is a well-crafted ending to Robert Downey Jr.‘s tenure as Tony Stark thanks to writer/director Shane Black. Except none of that has to do with…

Mike Redmond | April 25, 2013 - 9:59 am

Jesus Christ, The New ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer

I’m trying to remind myself that the trailers for Iron Man 2 were awesome while the movie.. not so much, but I’m sorry, was that Robert Downey Jr. firing double Uzis while Gwyneth Paltrow runs around in a bra? Welp, not even going to pretend this isn’t happening. *bends over* Money’s on the table. Call…

Mike Redmond | March 5, 2013 - 1:01 pm

The Full ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer’s Here Already

I’m not sure what the marketing plan is for making a 17-second teaser for a trailer you’re releasing barely a day later, but if it involves giving nerds on the Internet blue balls than going, “Just kidding, robot handjob?” mission accomplished. So here’s the full official trailer for Iron Man 3 which reteams Robert Downey

Mike Redmond | October 23, 2012 - 9:07 am

‘Iron Man 3′ Has A Teaser Trailer And Other News

- Fun Fact: Paul Bettany totally Hugo Weavings his way through these movies. [TMZ]

- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married and sold that shit to People like low-class motherfuckers. [Lainey Gossip]

– Cats mimicking pin-up models is the natural evolution of the Internet. Let’s not kid ourselves. [theCHIVE]

Mike Redmond | October 22, 2012 - 8:26 am

Here’s The New Iron Man Armor For ‘Iron Man 3′

After Robert Downey Jr. injured his ankle in August, production on Iron Man 3 was delayed until yesterday, so here are some set shots of the new Iron Man armor in case you have sex with women’s vaginas and missed the statue at Comic-Con and/or have no clue what Iron Man: Extremis is because, holy…

Mike Redmond | October 2, 2012 - 11:03 am

Iron Patriot Is In ‘Iron Man 3′

I probably should’ve added NERD ALERT in the headline.

Presumably to show off that Disney will use all the characters in the Marvel stable however the hell they want, here’s James Badge Dale in character as Iron Patriot on the set of Iron Man 3 in North Carolina today which is surprising because…

Mike Redmond | May 30, 2012 - 2:47 pm

So Robert Downey Jr. Might Be Anonymously Claiming Hayden Panettiere Was A Child Prostitute

[UPDATE: Surprise! Turns out this story was pulled out of some lawyer’s ass along with almost every single item on Crazy Days and Nights, so now I have to write my mom a new Christmas list that doesn’t include Hayden Panettiere’s Premiere Package at the top. Goddammit. – SW]

If I’m reading this…

Mike Redmond | March 14, 2012 - 11:23 am

Robert Downey Jr. Wants Hollywood To Forgive Mel Gibson

Back when Robert Downey Jr. was virtually unhireable thanks to a mammoth coke addiction and penchant for dressing like Wonder Woman, Mel Gibson gave him a chance and cast him in The Singing Detective thus providing the Viagra that would harden RDJ’s career all up in our faces wow that was a weird analogy. Anyway,…

Mike Redmond | October 17, 2011 - 9:45 am

‘The Avengers’ Has A Trailer

Whoever owns the rights to The Avengers now – I’m going with Scrooge McDuck. – has just released the official trailer that hits pretty much all the bases you expect it to hit along with some Nine Inch Nails music because apparently kids love nails three inches shy of a foot. Can’t get enough of…

Mike Redmond | October 11, 2011 - 11:54 am
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