Posts tagged "Ray J"

That Guy Who Peed On Kanye West’s Wife Kicked The Window Out of A Cop Car

When we last left Ray J he was writing a song about how he hit Kim Kardashian's ass first despite the fact she was still married to her first husband when they made their sex tape, but that's neither here nor there because he just got arrested over the weekend for refusing to leave a…

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2014

If Anyone Gives A Shit, Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Settled Their Divorce

We have grave questions on our plate today from asking how truly vulnerable we are to domestic terrorism to how legal residents were able to stockpile a goddamn arsenal of explosives, firearms and rocket launchers, but what's really on everyone's mind is when are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries finally going to settle that divorce…

By: The Superficial / April 19, 2013

Ray J Wrote A Song About Kim Kardashian

Seen here thinking James And The Giant Peed-On Peach is an appropriate outfit to wear to Jesus's house, Kim Kardashian is apparently something rappers brag about having sex with now because Ray J just released his new single "I Hit It First" which, in his defense, is a great way to make everyone forget he…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2013

Kris Humphries Sued For Allegedly Giving A Woman Herpes, Woman Sadly Not Kim Kardashian

A year before agreeing to be Kim Kardashian's fake husband, Kris Humphries allegedly had unprotected sex with a woman who claims he gave her herpes and is now suing him for it because apparently you can do that now. Anyone know what the payout is for the clap? No reason. RadarOnline reports: "Once Kayla Goldberg…

By: The Superficial / August 30, 2012

Whitney Houston Did Coke, Had A Heart Attack, Then Drowned. You Don’t Say?

Since we're already talking about white powder this morning, the coroner has released the official cause of Whitney Houston's death and, surprise! It's cocaine. I say surprise even though drugs were basically a given as the cause of death because when police investigated the hotel room Whitney died in, there wasn't a trace of cocaine

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2012

Ray J Says He Doesn’t Have Sex Tapes Of Whitney Houston. Riiiigght.

Earlier today, RadarOnline reported that Ray J was sitting on a "ton" of sex tapes he made with Whitney Houston that her family is worried will accidentally get out which is odd considering none of them star Kim Kardashian. Anyway, Ray J has since gone to Radar's rival, TMZ, denying the tapes exist and actually…

By: The Superficial / March 21, 2012

Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment So Prenup Will Be Dismissed

"Our entire marriage was a fraud right down to this prosthetic penis she made me carry all the time. Oh, God, I can still smell the foam rubber..." I want to say I've been holding off on covering Kris Humphries seeking an annulment of his marriage to Kim Kardashian because I wanted to see what…

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2011

Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Belongs To The Peoples!

The battle for control of Kim Kardashian's sex tape just took a turn into Double Penetration Communism Town because now PornHub has tossed in a bid and plan to offer the infamous video for free to its audience which will probably be bored to tears by this thing because have you been on PornHub lately?

By: The Superficial / September 6, 2011

Kris Humphries Won’t Be Asked If It’s In Yet Tonight

In related news, Vivid Entertainment has made contact with the "mystery buyer" of Kim Kardashian's sex tape and set the price at $30 million along with basically admitting this is all just a giant PR stunt for Kim by making the following ham-fisted statement to TMZ: "I have no idea who is behind this offer…

By: The Superficial / August 31, 2011

Kim Kardashian Wants To Buy Back The Rights To Her Sex Tape

A "mystery buyer" (Read: Kim Kardashian.) has reportedly hired a Tennessee lawyer to purchase all the rights to Kim Kardashian Sex Tape from Vivid, so just assume this is the result of Kim's fake wedding - [Edit: Which I'm now realizing was nothing more than a fundraiser for this little adventure.] - being overshadowed by…

By: The Superficial / August 30, 2011

The Whores Had a Whore Wedding: Here’s How Much They Whored

Oh, look, someone got them a white Tiger Woods as a wedding gift. Lucky. If you've somehow managed to avoid the fact that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got "married" this weekend, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got "married" this weekend. I'm going to try and give this thing as minimal as coverage as possible…

By: The Superficial / August 22, 2011

Tila Tequila dating Ray J

- Tila Tequila announces she's dating Ray J on her blog. Whoa whoa whoa. Does she hop from key to key? I've always wondered that. [Celebslam] - Jon Gosselin's "other woman" has come forward and denied allegations of an affair. She was promptly paid her fee of one small Asian child. -- What? They've got…

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2009