Posts tagged "Prince Charles"

Scotland Yard Received New Information on Princess Diana’s Death

“My mother, your Queen, clearly stated, “Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?”
After narrowly surviving the Royal Car Seat scandal by the skin of their teeth, Buckingham Palace is once again being rocked by outrageuous innuendo after new information has surfaced in the untimely death of Princess Diana. It seems the former in-laws of some scallywag has…

The Superficial | August 19, 2013 - 11:55 am

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Royal Cervix Has Been Breached!

And so, per royal decree some quietly whisper was born out of fear the child might encounter the music of a “Justin Bieber,” the royal baby was instantly rocketed into space with specific instructions to colonize the moon in the name of England. The Americans never saw it coming.
If you haven’t heard the news…

The Superficial | July 22, 2013 - 4:15 pm

Prince Charles is a pervert

Prince Charles led an awards ceremony honoring some troops in London today. And judging from the picture, it’s the exact same awards ceremony I hold every night in my bedroom. And the award for Sexiest Lover goes to…you. Rowr!

Superficial | July 11, 2007 - 5:36 pm