Posts tagged "Pope Francis"

The Pope Just Excommunicated The Entire Mafia

“It’sa me, Pope-isher.”

Barely a week after broadcasting that he’s ditched The Popemobile, crazy sonofabitch Pope Francis (Castle *chk-chk*) literally excommunicated the entire Mafia during an outdoor mass in a city where he was warned he’ll be shot in the Pope-face. Which sounds pretty fucking badass until you realize at least twice a…

By: The Superficial / June 23, 2014

The Pope Just Said Atheists Go To Heaven

“Now hear me out, Cardinal Vengeance, I was only-”
“You will pay for this insolence, Francis. Rosary KICK!”

While Catholics have stood by as the church systematically shielded and abetted serial child molesters for decades, Pope Francis is probably going to finally face intense criticism and revolt for saying atheists make it…

By: The Superficial / May 23, 2013