Pope Francis

Just Kidding, The Pope Barely Even Met Kim Davis

Pope Francis gotta wife every ho he talk to? Sheeeeit.

Mike Redmond | October 2, 2015 - 11:01 am

So The Pope Definitely Met Kim Davis

The Pope met with Kim Davis. It’s official.

Mike Redmond | September 30, 2015 - 11:41 am

Marky Mark Met Cool Pope

Mark Wahlberg joked about Ted in front of the Pope. Go Sawx! …

Mike Redmond | September 28, 2015 - 3:04 pm

The Pope Just Excommunicated The Entire Mafia

“It’sa me, Pope-isher.”

Barely a week after broadcasting that he’s ditched The Popemobile, crazy sonofabitch Pope Francis (Castle *chk-chk*) literally excommunicated the entire Mafia during an outdoor mass in a city where he was warned he’ll be shot in the Pope-face. Which sounds pretty fucking badass until you realize at least twice a…

Mike Redmond | June 23, 2014 - 12:01 pm

The Pope Just Said Atheists Go To Heaven

“Now hear me out, Cardinal Vengeance, I was only-“
“You will pay for this insolence, Francis. Rosary KICK!”

While Catholics have stood by as the church systematically shielded and abetted serial child molesters for decades, Pope Francis is probably going to finally face intense criticism and revolt for saying atheists make it…

Mike Redmond | May 23, 2013 - 11:56 am