Posts tagged "Politics"

George Zimmerman Has Some Thoughts On The Virginia Shooting

George Zimmerman will bring subtle nuance to a grave tragedy now. Just kidding! He’s here to tweet racist Republican talking points.

The Superficial / August 27, 2015

A Bad Lip Reading Of The GOP Debate And Other News

Sandra Bullock’s new boyfriend hopefully isn’t a Nazi. [Lainey Gossip]

Amy Poehler pissed off the Beyhive with an awesome joke. [Dlisted]

Sandwiches are destroying traditional marriage. [The Frisky]

Kristen Stewart smiled? WE’RE ALL DEAD! [IDLYITW]

Your morning links.

The Superficial / August 20, 2015

George Zimmerman Painted The Confederate Flag Because Of Course

George Zimmerman painted the Confederate Flag to benefit a racist gun shop. You couldn’t make this shit up if you tried.

The Superficial / August 18, 2015

The Duggars Solved Racism, Oh Good

Racism’s just a trick of the devil, you guys. Nothing to see here.

The Superficial / August 10, 2015

Here Are Donald Trump’s Note Cards Because I’m Not Watching That Shit

Donald Trump probably shouldn’t leave these laying around. This is election-winning gold, baby.

The Superficial / August 6, 2015

GOOP Goes To Washington

Gwyneth Paltrow takes the battle against GMOs to Washington because our government is a shitshow and apparently has nothing better to do.

The Superficial / August 6, 2015

Amy Schumer Advocates For Gun Control, This Should Go Over Well

Amy Schumer makes a public plea for common sense gun laws after a mass shooting during a showing of Trainwreck that left three people dead and nine injured.

The Superficial / August 3, 2015

Donald Trump Would Give Sarah Palin A Cabinet Position

It’s official: Donald Trump has no intentions of running for president. Not even one.

The Superficial / July 29, 2015

Donald Trump Didn’t Rape Ivana Because ‘You Can’t Rape Your Spouse’

Donald Trump’s lawyer actually said marital rape isn’t a real thing out loud. And here we go.

The Superficial / July 28, 2015

Rachel Dolezal Still Says She’s Black

Rachel Dolezal is still saying she’s black, so to answer your question, she learned dick. Absolute dick.

The Superficial / July 21, 2015

Donald Trump On John McCain: ‘I Like People Who Weren’t Captured’

Donald Trump doesn’t like John McCain because he got captured in Vietnam and actually voiced that opinion out loud because Donald Trump.

The Superficial / July 20, 2015

Josh Duggar’s Wife Had A Baby Girl, Fantastic

Josh Duggar has another daughter. Oh, good.

The Superficial / July 20, 2015

’19 Kids And Counting’ Is Cancelled

The clown car vagina circus is officially off the air which is almost as good as sterilizing the whole family. I guess.

The Superficial / July 16, 2015

A Brief Word On Caitlyn Jenner

Caitlyn Jenner gave a powerful speech at the ESPYs, and now the Internet will prove how brave it was by frothing at the mouth that it wasn’t and TROOPS SPITTLE FLATTLE!

The Superficial / July 16, 2015

Obama Just Called Bill Cosby A Rapist

Barack Obama called Bill Cosby a rapist. EVERYBODY OUT OF THE INTERNET! GO GO GO!

The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Tom Selleck Allegedly Steals Water From A Fire Hydrant

Tom Selleck has allegedly been stealing water from a fire hydrant during one of the worst droughts in California history. You just read that.

The Superficial / July 8, 2015

Who’s The SJW White Knight That Unsealed Bill Cosby’s Testimony?!

Unsealed court documents reveal Bill Cosby admitted in 2005 to procuring Quaaludes for the intent of giving them to women so he could have sex with them. Game over.

The Superficial / July 6, 2015
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