Posts tagged "Politics"

Amy Schumer Advocates For Gun Control, This Should Go Over Well

Amy Schumer makes a public plea for common sense gun laws after a mass shooting during a showing of Trainwreck that left three people dead and nine injured.

By: The Superficial / August 3, 2015

Donald Trump Would Give Sarah Palin A Cabinet Position

It’s official: Donald Trump has no intentions of running for president. Not even one.

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2015

Donald Trump Didn’t Rape Ivana Because ‘You Can’t Rape Your Spouse’

Donald Trump’s lawyer actually said marital rape isn’t a real thing out loud. And here we go.

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2015

Rachel Dolezal Still Says She’s Black

Rachel Dolezal is still saying she’s black, so to answer your question, she learned dick. Absolute dick.

By: The Superficial / July 21, 2015

Donald Trump On John McCain: ‘I Like People Who Weren’t Captured’

Donald Trump doesn’t like John McCain because he got captured in Vietnam and actually voiced that opinion out loud because Donald Trump.

By: The Superficial / July 20, 2015

Josh Duggar’s Wife Had A Baby Girl, Fantastic

Josh Duggar has another daughter. Oh, good.

By: The Superficial / July 20, 2015

’19 Kids And Counting’ Is Cancelled

The clown car vagina circus is officially off the air which is almost as good as sterilizing the whole family. I guess.

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2015

A Brief Word On Caitlyn Jenner

Caitlyn Jenner gave a powerful speech at the ESPYs, and now the Internet will prove how brave it was by frothing at the mouth that it wasn’t and TROOPS SPITTLE FLATTLE!

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2015

Obama Just Called Bill Cosby A Rapist

Barack Obama called Bill Cosby a rapist. EVERYBODY OUT OF THE INTERNET! GO GO GO!

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Tom Selleck Allegedly Steals Water From A Fire Hydrant

Tom Selleck has allegedly been stealing water from a fire hydrant during one of the worst droughts in California history. You just read that.

By: The Superficial / July 8, 2015

Who’s The SJW White Knight That Unsealed Bill Cosby’s Testimony?!

Unsealed court documents reveal Bill Cosby admitted in 2005 to procuring Quaaludes for the intent of giving them to women so he could have sex with them. Game over.

By: The Superficial / July 6, 2015

Jon Stewart Destroys Antonin Scalia

Jon Stewart goes to town on Antonin Scalia’s absolutely insane dissents on gay marriage and Obamacare.

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2015

Bristol Palin’s Unplanned Pregnancy Was Totally Planned Now

Bristol Palin’s pregnancy is planned now and not a disappointment despite what the liberal media says using Bristol Palin’s exact words.

By: The Superficial / June 29, 2015

Bristol Palin Is Pregnant Out of Wedlock. Again.

Bristol Palin is pregnant again. Abstinence-only advocate Bristol Palin.

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2015

Cooter From Dukes of Hazzard Says Confederate Flag Stands For Family

Cooter from The Dukes of Hazzard would like to yell at you in all-caps about how the Confederate flag is rip-roaring family fun.

By: The Superficial / June 25, 2015

I’m Giving Props To A Republican Now

Republican State Rep. Doug Brannon vows to propose a bill removing the Confederate flag from the South Carolina state capital.

By: The Superficial / June 22, 2015

Fox News: Charleston Shooting Isn’t Racism, It’s A War On Christians

And now for the part where Fox News says Dylann Roof shooting up a black church and specifically saying he was there to shoot black people has nothing to do with racism because Christians are who’s really being persecuted in America.

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2015
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