Posts tagged "Politics"

FIRE IN THE HOLE! This Post Is About ‘American Sniper’

Dean Cain is leading the charge against anyone speaking unfavorably about Chris Kyle, 'American Sniper,' the troops, and Ronald Reagan's farts. "THEY SMELLED LIKE JELLYBEANS, YOU PINKO COMMIES!!" …
By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015

Stop Shoving Your Gay Stuff Down Billy Crystal’s Throat

Billy Crystal's views on the representation of homosexuality in film and television are almost as sophisticated as his blackface Sammy Davis Jr. impression. He's basically your shit-faced uncle at Thanksgiving that everyone's too polite to ask to shut the hell up.
By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

January Jones Really Grasps Feminism

If it hasn't become evident over the past few months, bullshit like #GamerGate and the reactions to Bill Cosby's accusers, along with some nudging from The Fappening which quickly took on rapey undertones, I've become more and more sensitive to the plight of women. And I already …
By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015

Liam Neeson: ‘There Are Too Many F*cking Guns In America’

"But how will I protect my compound when the gub'mint comes for me?!" Posted by Photo Boy Liam Neeson doesn't have money, but what he does have is a very specia- *gets Batman doll shoved in temple by Fish* - It's cool, man, it's cool. I forgot we weren't doing that anymore... I'll …
By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015

Justin Bieber Crashed A Log Cabin Republicans Meeting

Posted by Photo Boy Before a story involving Justin Bieber mentioned them by name, I had no idea what the hell a Log Cabin Republican was, which yes, is the most depressing thing I've ever admitted about myself. I'm willing to bet, however, that a few of you out there are …
By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015

Sony Is Releasing ‘The Interview’ Now

"What? Like you didn't know this was a dicknose." As more and more people start to realize there's no fucking way North Korea could've hacked Sony and signs pointing to an inside job, it behooves Sony to get out of this shit as quickly as possible before someone starts …
By: The Superficial / December 23, 2014

George Clooney: ‘Hollywood Pussied Out’

A week before almost every major theater chain in America backed out of showing The Interview because hackers said the words "9/11" causing Sony Pictures to pull the movie theatrically and VOD so it could file an insurance claim, and protect itself from liability on the extremely off-chance that …
By: The Superficial / December 19, 2014

Sony Cancelled ‘The Interview’ Because of North Korea or Something

If you somehow haven't heard by now, Sony Pictures cancelled The Interview, an upcoming comedy where James Franco and Seth Rogen assassinate Kim Jong-un, after a bunch of hackers called the "Guardians of The Galaxy" or some bullshit said the words 9/11 which naturally caused every theater …
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014

Samuel L. Jackson: ‘F*ck Your Ice Buckets, Sing To Stop Racist Police’

While Bill Cosby used the race card to shame the "black media" into not reporting his 8,000 rape allegations, here's Samuel L. Jackson fighting actual racism by challenging celebrities who "dumped ice water on their heads" into singing on video to call out "the violence of the racist police." Via PEOPLE: …
By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Scott Stapp Threatened To Assassinate Obama

Scott Stapp believes terrorists are hiding around every corner and taking prayer out of public schools has ruined America, so it's already been established he's crazy. All the evidence is there. And now comes words that he'd taken his batshit to the next logical step: Wanting to shoot things. Namely …
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014

Dan Bilzerian Arrested For Attempting To Make His Own Explosives

After spending his weekend kicking women in the face, trust fund shitbag Dan Bilzerian was arrested at LAX last night on charges of attempting to make his own explosives and held without bail. In fairness, he was probably just going to use them to blow up porn stars, so it's not …
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

Chris Rock Unloads On Racism In Hollywood

And fuck it, we're talking about racism again. Only this time it's not about the police giving "thugs" what they "deserve," but the quiet, institutional racism of Hollywood that Chris Rock calls out in a new essay for The Hollywood Reporter where he not only talks about helping black comedians like …
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

‘We Are Not Living In A Post-Racial Society’

"If comedy is tragedy plus time, then I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less tragedy, to be honest with you. I think what is so utterly depressing is that none of the ambiguities that exist in the Ferguson case exist in the Staten Island case. And yet the outcome is …
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

Scott Stapp Is Out of His Goddamn Mind

Just like Mickey Rourke "winning" a boxing match, a lot of people wrote in over the holiday to let me know that Scott Stapp is supposedly broke and living in a Holiday Inn. And just like the Mickey Rourke story, there's a simple explanation, and it's Scott Stapp is …
By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014

Let The War On Christmas Begin!

Last year over the Thanksgiving holiday, I wrote a giant ass review of Sarah Palin's Good Tidings And Great Joy, her bullshit book on the bullshit War on Christmas. It took me four days and over 20 hours of writing because clearly I am an idiot who hates rest and relaxation. This year, …
By: The Superficial / November 28, 2014

Lena Dunham Is Sorry She Described Herself As A Sexual Predator

*takes swig of scotch* Alright, let's talk about little kids getting touched again. Goddammit... While most sane and rational people understand that Lena Dunham isn't a child molester, even liberal feminists would agree parts of her book contain some fucked up shit even if it was …
By: The Superficial / November 5, 2014

Lena Dunham Cancels Book Tour Dates

"Ohmygod, she reminds me of my sister!" -- Is Hell hot? Yesterday, the Internet exploded over whether or not passages in Lena Dunham's book about early sexual curiosity (that were more than likely exaggerated) could somehow make a seven-year-old girl a child molester which is goddamn ridiculous …
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

Welp, The Democrats Just Lost

While it's pretty much a given that today's midterm elections will favor the Republicans because old, white people have nothing but time on their hands to vote, Kim Kardashian tweeting her support for Obama isn't helping. You can just go ahead and call the whole thing right now. Not to mention, …
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

Lena Dunham Didn’t Molest Her Sister, STFU

I don't care for Lena Dunham. I don't like Girls. I don't think she's some bold, fresh feminist voice as much as a bourgeois Bohemian high on her own farts. And if I'm being a frank, asshole purveyor of an Internet boob site, her constantly naked box-body offends me.
By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014

Everybody Hates Chris Rock’s SNL Monologue (Ha! Get It? Like The Show)

Chris Rock hosted Saturday Night Live over the weekend and during his monologue, he told some jokes about 9/11 and the Boston Marathon Bombing which is almost completely unheard of for a comedian. My socks flew right off my feet, I was so shocked. And …
By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
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