Posts tagged "Politics"

Jon Stewart DGAF And It’s Awesome

Jon Stewart went to fucking town on America's right wing, and its distorted view of reality that's made our country a shitbox of dumb.
By: The Superficial / February 26, 2015

Bill O’Reilly Has Been Brian Williams-ing For Decades

Bill O'Reilly was Brian Williams-ing since '82, motherfuckers. OG.
By: The Superficial / February 20, 2015

Kristen Bell: ‘Stay Away From My Kid Unless You’re Vaccinated’

Kristen Bell will straight-up tell friends not to touch her baby if they're not vaccinated.
By: The Superficial / February 18, 2015

Jessica Williams Isn’t Replacing Jon Stewart On ‘The Daily Show’

Jessica Williams makes it clear that she's not replacing Jon Stewart as host of 'The Daily Show' despite what you saw in 'Hot Tub Time Machine 2.' It was a movie, people.
By: The Superficial / February 17, 2015

Charlie Sheen Defends Brian Williams, Isn’t Helping

Charlie Sheen wrote an open letter defending Brian Williams who's apparently the victim of a "vile, transparent witch hunt," according to a being of pure coke energy, so you know it's legit.
By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015

Brian Williams Suspended From NBC News For 6 Months Without Pay

Brian Williams has been officially suspended from NBC News for six months when he'll return and everyone will pretend the whole thing never happened because ratings.
By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015

Jon Stewart Is Leaving ‘The Daily Show’

Jon Stewart is leaving 'The Daily Show' and America is lesser for it.
By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015

Brian Williams Might Have Lied About Hurricane Katrina, Too

Brian Williams is in some shit. Or none at all because TV news isn't about credibility anymore, and America's attention span sucks. Case in point, this post isn't about that time his daughter's butt got eaten, so I don't know why I'm even writing it.
By: The Superficial / February 6, 2015

Brian Williams Lied About Being Aboard Helicopter Shot Down In Iraq

Brian Williams' story of being in a helicopter that was shot down in Iraq in 2003 has been debunked by the soldiers who flew with him that day after years of him repeating it.
By: The Superficial / February 5, 2015

FIRE IN THE HOLE! This Post Is About ‘American Sniper’

Dean Cain is leading the charge against anyone speaking unfavorably about Chris Kyle, 'American Sniper,' the troops, and Ronald Reagan's farts. "THEY SMELLED LIKE JELLYBEANS, YOU PINKO COMMIES!!"…
By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015

Stop Shoving Your Gay Stuff Down Billy Crystal’s Throat

Billy Crystal's views on the representation of homosexuality in film and television are almost as sophisticated as his blackface Sammy Davis Jr. impression. He's basically your shit-faced uncle at Thanksgiving that everyone's too polite to ask to shut the hell up.
By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

January Jones Really Grasps Feminism

If it hasn't become evident over the past few months, bullshit like #GamerGate and the reactions to Bill Cosby's accusers, along with some nudging from The Fappening which quickly took on rapey undertones, I've become more and more sensitive to the plight of women. And I already…
By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015

Liam Neeson: ‘There Are Too Many F*cking Guns In America’

"But how will I protect my compound when the gub'mint comes for me?!" Posted by Photo Boy Liam Neeson doesn't have money, but what he does have is a very specia- *gets Batman doll shoved in temple by Fish* - It's cool, man, it's cool. I forgot we weren't doing that anymore... I'll…
By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015

Justin Bieber Crashed A Log Cabin Republicans Meeting

Posted by Photo Boy Before a story involving Justin Bieber mentioned them by name, I had no idea what the hell a Log Cabin Republican was, which yes, is the most depressing thing I've ever admitted about myself. I'm willing to bet, however, that a few of you out there are…
By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015

Sony Is Releasing ‘The Interview’ Now

"What? Like you didn't know this was a dicknose." As more and more people start to realize there's no fucking way North Korea could've hacked Sony and signs pointing to an inside job, it behooves Sony to get out of this shit as quickly as possible before someone start…
By: The Superficial / December 23, 2014

George Clooney: ‘Hollywood Pussied Out’

A week before almost every major theater chain in America backed out of showing The Interview because hackers said the words "9/11" causing Sony Pictures to pull the movie theatrically and VOD so it could file an insurance claim, and protect itself from liability on the extremely off-chance that…
By: The Superficial / December 19, 2014

Sony Cancelled ‘The Interview’ Because of North Korea or Something

If you somehow haven't heard by now, Sony Pictures cancelled The Interview, an upcoming comedy where James Franco and Seth Rogen assassinate Kim Jong-un, after a bunch of hackers called the "Guardians of The Galaxy" or some bullshit said the words 9/11 which naturally caused every theater…
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014

Samuel L. Jackson: ‘F*ck Your Ice Buckets, Sing To Stop Racist Police’

While Bill Cosby used the race card to shame the "black media" into not reporting his 8,000 rape allegations, here's Samuel L. Jackson fighting actual racism by challenging celebrities who "dumped ice water on their heads" into singing on video to call out "the violence of the racist police." Via PEOPLE:…
By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Scott Stapp Threatened To Assassinate Obama

Scott Stapp believes terrorists are hiding around every corner and taking prayer out of public schools has ruined America, so it's already been established he's crazy. All the evidence is there. And now comes words that he'd taken his batshit to the next logical step: Wanting to shoot things. Namely…
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014

Dan Bilzerian Arrested For Attempting To Make His Own Explosives

After spending his weekend kicking women in the face, trust fund shitbag Dan Bilzerian was arrested at LAX last night on charges of attempting to make his own explosives and held without bail. In fairness, he was probably just going to use them to blow up porn stars, so it's not…
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
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