Posts tagged "Politics"

Jon Stewart Destroys Antonin Scalia

Jon Stewart goes to town on Antonin Scalia’s absolutely insane dissents on gay marriage and Obamacare.

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2015

Bristol Palin’s Unplanned Pregnancy Was Totally Planned Now

Bristol Palin’s pregnancy is planned now and not a disappointment despite what the liberal media says using Bristol Palin’s exact words.

By: The Superficial / June 29, 2015

Bristol Palin Is Pregnant Out of Wedlock. Again.

Bristol Palin is pregnant again. Abstinence-only advocate Bristol Palin.

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2015

Cooter From Dukes of Hazzard Says Confederate Flag Stands For Family

Cooter from The Dukes of Hazzard would like to yell at you in all-caps about how the Confederate flag is rip-roaring family fun.

By: The Superficial / June 25, 2015

I’m Giving Props To A Republican Now

Republican State Rep. Doug Brannon vows to propose a bill removing the Confederate flag from the South Carolina state capital.

By: The Superficial / June 22, 2015

Fox News: Charleston Shooting Isn’t Racism, It’s A War On Christians

And now for the part where Fox News says Dylann Roof shooting up a black church and specifically saying he was there to shoot black people has nothing to do with racism because Christians are who’s really being persecuted in America.

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2015

Donald Trump Paid Extras To Fill Campaign Launch Crowd

It seems Donald Trump might be completely and totally full of shit. I’m a shocked as you are.

By: Photo Boy / June 18, 2015

Rachel Dolezal Went Birther On Herself

Rachel Dolezal now says she has no proof her biological parents are her real parents because she was born in the woods. This is happening.

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2015

Rachel Dolezal Is Nothing Like Caitlyn Jenner, You Dumb F*cking F*cks

Rachel Dolezal is a fucking liar and has nothing to do with Caitlyn Jenner. You’re not clever.

By: The Superficial / June 16, 2015

Donald Trump Is Running For President. Officially This Time.

Donald Trump decided to officially run for president this time because his doctor friends have too many accountants? I don’t know. Let’s laugh at his hair, shall we?

By: Photo Boy / June 16, 2015

Megyn Kelly Has Interesting Criteria For Which Teens Are ‘Saints’

After two prime time specials defending Josh Duggar, Megyn Kelly has no problems throwing a black 15-year-old attacked by police under the bus.

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

I’m Going To Say Nice Things About Jep Robertson Now

Jep Robertson reveals he was molested as a child, and I actually commend him for his bravery despite disagreeing with everything Duck Dynasty stands for.

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

The Duggars Are Over has come out against the Duggars. The

By: The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Lindsey Graham: If Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Be Safe, She’ll Vote For Me

Lindsey Graham would welcome Caitlyn Jenner to the Republican Party as long as she doesn’t make a big deal about wanting equal rights and all of that fuss.

By: The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Reese Witherspoon Makes Working At Walmart Cute And Fun! Hurray!

Walmart paid Reese Witherspoon to show its shareholders the “Bend And Snap” from Legally Blonde, and she did it because she’s not rich enough apparently.

By: The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Snoop Dogg & Alex Jones Join The Caitlyn Jenner Haters

Snoop Dogg and Alex Jones have joined the Caitlyn Jenner haters, so that crowd is getting smarter by the minute.

By: Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

Chris Christie’s Man-Pussy: What Does It Mean For 2016?

Chris Christie looks like he has a vagina. Welcome to our wheelhouse.

By: The Superficial / June 4, 2015

Dr. Ruth: Erections Make Men’s Brains Fly Out of Their Penis

Dr. Ruth thinks women can’t change their mind at any time during sex because men’s brains have already flown out of their boner. As for how it gets back in, I don’t want to know. Don’t tell me because it’s the butt, isn’t it? It’s the butt.

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2015
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