The Duggars are going broke. Hallelujah!
Amy Schumer makes a public plea for common sense gun laws after a mass shooting during a showing of Trainwreck that left three people dead and nine injured.
It’s official: Donald Trump has no intentions of running for president. Not even one.
Donald Trump’s lawyer actually said marital rape isn’t a real thing out loud. And here we go.
Rachel Dolezal is still saying she’s black, so to answer your question, she learned dick. Absolute dick.
Donald Trump doesn’t like John McCain because he got captured in Vietnam and actually voiced that opinion out loud because Donald Trump.
Josh Duggar has another daughter. Oh, good.
The clown car vagina circus is officially off the air which is almost as good as sterilizing the whole family. I guess.
Caitlyn Jenner gave a powerful speech at the ESPYs, and now the Internet will prove how brave it was by frothing at the mouth that it wasn’t and TROOPS SPITTLE FLATTLE!
Barack Obama called Bill Cosby a rapist. EVERYBODY OUT OF THE INTERNET! GO GO GO!
Tom Selleck has allegedly been stealing water from a fire hydrant during one of the worst droughts in California history. You just read that.
Unsealed court documents reveal Bill Cosby admitted in 2005 to procuring Quaaludes for the intent of giving them to women so he could have sex with them. Game over.
Jim Carrey lost his goddamn mind on Twitter over California’s mandatory vaccination law. Dude, just text her.
Jon Stewart goes to town on Antonin Scalia’s absolutely insane dissents on gay marriage and Obamacare.
Bristol Palin’s pregnancy is planned now and not a disappointment despite what the liberal media says using Bristol Palin’s exact words.
Bristol Palin is pregnant again. Abstinence-only advocate Bristol Palin.
Cooter from The Dukes of Hazzard would like to yell at you in all-caps about how the Confederate flag is rip-roaring family fun.
Republican State Rep. Doug Brannon vows to propose a bill removing the Confederate flag from the South Carolina state capital.
Jon Stewart sets aside the jokes and gets real about Charleston.
And now for the part where Fox News says Dylann Roof shooting up a black church and specifically saying he was there to shoot black people has nothing to do with racism because Christians are who’s really being persecuted in America.