Kylie Jenner wants to believe.
Miley Cyrus has apparently come out as genderqueer, and I’m way too big of an idiot to understand what that even means.
Joss Whedon makes it clear that he didn’t quit Twitter because of feminists, but because he has a life and shit to do.
Bruce Jenner comes out as a transgender woman and a Republican which is what threw people the most, so here’s my long-ass take on everything.
Ben Affleck has issued an apology for asking Finding Your Roots to censor information about an ancestor who owned slaves if apology means blaming PBS for everything then patting yourself on the back.
New Sony email leaks reveal Ben Affleck had PBS suppress information that his ancestors owned slaves, so that just blew up in Batman’s face.
Louis C.K. told Howard Stern about his apology to Sarah Palin at the SNL 40 afterparty. Then they both talked about how they want to fuck her.
Tim McGraw is doing a benefit concert to help prevent kids from being shot in schools. Why does he hate freedom?
Brian Williams probably won’t be coming back to NBC News, according to a Vanity Fair report detailing the behind-the-scenes politics that led to his suspension for lying about being shot down in Iraq.
Charlotte McKinney’s breasts and some words about Indiana’s stupid anti-gay law. It’s a Choose Your Own Adventure.
Trevor Noah will replace Jon Stewart as host of ‘The Daily Show,’ and this is one of those times were it’s okay to write ‘Who?’ in the comments. Go got ‘em, champ.
George Zimmerman said killing Trayvon Martin was ‘God’s plan’ and to question that is ‘blasphemy.’ Yeah…
Charlie Sheen attacks Obama for filling out his NCAA bracket because cocaine affects the mind.
Elton John’s boycott of Dolce & Gabbana lasted one day. Which is longer than their Spring/Summer ’09 yak fur jorts were in. SNAP! BEEF’S STILL ON, SON!!