Posts tagged "Politics"

Louis C.K. Apologized To Sarah Palin, But Not Really

Louis C.K. told Howard Stern about his apology to Sarah Palin at the SNL 40 afterparty. Then they both talked about how they want to fuck her.

By: Photo Boy / April 16, 2015

TIM MCGRAW’S GON’ STEAL YER GUNS!!!

Tim McGraw is doing a benefit concert to help prevent kids from being shot in schools. Why does he hate freedom?

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2015

So Brian Williams Is Pretty Much F*cked

Brian Williams probably won't be coming back to NBC News, according to a Vanity Fair report detailing the behind-the-scenes politics that led to his suspension for lying about being shot down in Iraq.

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2015

Charlotte McKinney’s Breasts Hovering Above Words About Indiana

Charlotte McKinney's breasts and some words about Indiana's stupid anti-gay law. It's a Choose Your Own Adventure.

By: The Superficial / April 1, 2015

Trevor Noah Is The New Host of ‘The Daily Show’

Trevor Noah will replace Jon Stewart as host of 'The Daily Show,' and this is one of those times were it's okay to write 'Who?' in the comments. Go got 'em, champ.

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2015

George Zimmerman: Killing Trayvon Martin Was ‘God’s Plan’

George Zimmerman said killing Trayvon Martin was 'God's plan' and to question that is 'blasphemy.' Yeah...

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015

Charlie Sheen Is A Birther, Of Course

Charlie Sheen attacks Obama for filling out his NCAA bracket because cocaine affects the mind.

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015

Elton John’s Dolce & Gabbana Boycot Seems To Be Over

Elton John's boycott of Dolce & Gabbana lasted one day. Which is longer than their Spring/Summer '09 yak fur jorts were in. SNAP! BEEF'S STILL ON, SON!!

By: Photo Boy / March 18, 2015

Clint Eastwood: ‘American Sniper’ Is Anti-War

Clint Eastwood says both he and 'American Sniper' are anti-war. Just listen. Listen to sound of panties bunching...

By: Photo Boy / March 17, 2015

Snoop Dogg Made An Anti-Gun Violence Ad, This Should Go Well

Snoop Dogg wants you to divest violence from your portfolio, son.

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2015

Morning Joe: Waka Flocka Flame Made Those Poor Frat Boys Racist

Morning Joe blames rap music for the racist actions of a frat with ties to the Confederacy. Of course.

By: The Superficial / March 11, 2015

Fox Reporter, NRA Advocate Emily Miller Exaggerated Home Invasion Story

Local DC reporter and NRA advocate Emily Miller exaggerated a home invasion story to sell her gun advocacy book "Emily Gets Her Gun: ... But Obama Wants to Take Yours," and no, I didn't just make that title yup.

By: The Superficial / March 6, 2015

Jimmy Kimmel’s Message To Anti-Vaxxers Went Over Well

Jimmy Kimmel reads tweets from anti-vaxxers after bringing doctors on his show to encourage people to vaccinate their fucking kids before they kill us all.

By: The Superficial / March 3, 2015

Fox News Admits Bill O’Reilly Lied

In a surprise move, Fox News actually admits Bill O'Reilly lied about witnessing Irish terrorists murder civilians in Belfast. But he did see a picture of it!

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2015

Dakota Johnson’s ‘SNL’ ISIS Sketch: Just Calm The Hell Down

Dakota Johnson starred in an 'SNL' parody commercial about ISIS. The Internet didn't like it.

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2015

Jon Stewart DGAF And It’s Awesome

Jon Stewart went to fucking town on America's right wing, and its distorted view of reality that's made our country a shitbox of dumb.

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2015

Bill O’Reilly Has Been Brian Williams-ing For Decades

Bill O'Reilly was Brian Williams-ing since '82, motherfuckers. OG.

By: The Superficial / February 20, 2015

Kristen Bell: ‘Stay Away From My Kid Unless You’re Vaccinated’

Kristen Bell will straight-up tell friends not to touch her baby if they're not vaccinated.

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2015

Jessica Williams Isn’t Replacing Jon Stewart On ‘The Daily Show’

Jessica Williams makes it clear that she's not replacing Jon Stewart as host of 'The Daily Show' despite what you saw in 'Hot Tub Time Machine 2.' It was a movie, people.

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2015

Charlie Sheen Defends Brian Williams, Isn’t Helping

Charlie Sheen wrote an open letter defending Brian Williams who's apparently the victim of a "vile, transparent witch hunt," according to a being of pure coke energy, so you know it's legit.

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
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