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So There’s A New Mel Gibson Recording

A lot of people didn’t believe Joe Eszterhas’ letter to Mel Gibson that conveniently found its way online, so naturally there was a recording to back it up because if there’s one thing Mel Gibson is amazing at, it’s really hating Jews, women, packs of niggers, wetbacks, Russian women, homosexuals, not getting blown before Jacuzzi,… More »

Mel Gibson Wants To Kill Oksana Grigorieva During Anal Sex. Haha! Old People.

“Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow ME before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the JACUZZI. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. BLOW me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi….”

When Joe Eszterhas agreed to write the screenplay… More »

Mel Gibson Made Court Faces Again

Mel Gibson was in court this morning for reasons that aren’t really important, so just assume he somehow managed to only pay Oksana Grigorieva a settlement that’s a shart in the bucket to him because the California court system is afraid of getting Third Reich’d in the face. Because that’s exactly what happened. What is… More »

The Many Court Faces of Mel Gibson

Shortly after I cashed out on Friday thanks to a Charlie Sheen overdose, Mel Gibson appeared in court where prosecutors either gave him a slap-on-the-wrist plea deal because of the precedent they set with Chris Brown (You just read that.), or simply feared dying in a courthouse fire. Regardless, his only penance to society is… More »

Mel Gibson Accepts Plea Deal, Ducks Jail Time For Beating Oksana

Because California has a strict Keep Rich Women-Beaters Out of Jail policy (See here and here.), Mel Gibson struck a plea deal with prosecutors today where he’ll plead guilty to simple battery, but won’t face jail time and only has to attend counseling. His lawyer issued the following bullshit statement to TMZ that essentially asserts… More »

Mel Gibson Facing Domestic Violence Charges

“So I says to her, I says, ‘Perhaps you might blow me,’ and she turns around and slaps me with domestic violence charges, Jesus. I mean, how does that work? You gotta help old Mel outta this jam, buddy. This is the last one. I promise.”

Despite the fact it’s pretty much a… More »

Oksana: ‘Mel Gibson Could Only Get a Boner By Punching Me’

In case you thought outrageous claims against Mel Gibson were over with the start of the new year, Oksana Grigorieva apparently just now remembered Mel used to beat her during sex because that’s the only way he can get an erection. Then again, something like that’s easy to forget. Like where you left your keys,… More »

Mel Gibson Wants Full Custody Now

“Lucia? Baby, it’s Papa. I’m comin’ for ya. Now, put your mother on the line, I have some things she needs to hear. *flicks open lighter* Grown up things…”

In a bold move for a custody battle containing admissions of assault, Mel Gibson is now fighting for full custody of his daughter Lucia… More »

Mel Gibson Admits ‘Slapping’ Oksana

“Haha. Funny story, you guys…”

In a sworn declaration, Mel Gibson admits to “slapping” Oksana Grigorieva because she was allegedly acting hysterical while holding their infant daughter Lucia. He denies “punching” her which, naturally, contradicts her version of events. TMZ has obtained each of their declarations, so I’ve posted both Mel and Oksana’sMore »

Mel Gibson Wept

What? This is how he cries.

Mel GIbson reportedly choked up during a custody hearing yesterday while talking about his daughter Lucia despite the fact the kid’s essentially a weapon in the hands of Oksana Grigorieva now. TMZ reports:

Mel’s voice cracked as he talked about his 1-year-old during his testimony. More »

Mel Gibson Will Apologize. But Only To a Man.

“Okay, maybe to this one. But only ’cause she’s got the dyke.”

After publicly losing a cameo in The Hangover 2, Mel Gibson is starting to realize it’s time for another media mea culpa where he’ll share his side of the story involving Oksana Grigorieva. Except this time around he’s not going to… More »

Oksana Grigorieva Offered Playboy Spread

Jesus. Now we’re just playing with fire.

While Mel Gibson becomes more and more of a Hollywood pariah, his ex Oksana Grigorieva has been offered a spread in Playboy who apparently heard all that talk about her “fakers.” TMZ reports:

Sources close to the offer tell us Playboy is willing to… More »

Oksana Grigorieva Thought Mel Gibson Would Kill Her. Yeah, We Heard.

Look at that mustache. That’s not the mustache of a killer.

For some reason, everyone seems to be shitting themselves over the fact Oksana Grigorieva gave an exclusive, self-serving interview to People where she essentially reiterated everything we’ve already heard since the start of Pack of Niggers-Gate:

“I thought he would… More »

Friday in a Slutty Miley Cyrus Nutshell

While I attempted to (unsuccessfully) salvage my vacation, here’s a quick rundown of Friday’s gossip as told by sites who didn’t take the day off because they got rain on their toesies:

Miley Cyrus paraded around Hollywood in ridiculously small denim shorts (above) while frequenting over-21 nightclubs. You can practically smell the strollers… More »

Mel Gibson Just Had Menopause, Everybody

Mel Gibson apologists have waited patiently for months, knowing there had to be a reasonable, rational explanation for their hero’s racist outbursts and alleged domestic violence. Well, my friends, that day has come, and the answer you’ve all been waiting for is… His uterus stopped working. PHEW. For a minute there, I thought it’d be-… More »

VIDEO: Mel Gibson Vs. The Paparazzi

Apparently Mel Gibson did more than just wear a fake nose and mustache on Monday when the paparazzi spotted him in Santa Monica. He ordered his driver to pull over then proceeded to walk up to the paps’ car with his iPhone out because recording non-celebrities causes our skin to melt. (Who told?) Now, I’m… More »

Mel Gibson’s Ex Wants 10x More Child Support

“Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.”

Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40,000, according to TMZ: … More »

Mel Gibson is Killing Witnesses Now

I’m sorry. “Allegedly” killing witness now. Suck it, Libel Police.

The “wetback” nanny who reportedly saw Mel Gibson assault Oksana Grigorieva passed away from “cancer” this weekend, effectively throwing a monkey wrench in legal proceedings against Fellatio Johnson above. RadarOnline reports: … More »

Mel Gibson’s Dad: ‘The Pope’s a Queer’

I’m going to assume Oksana Grigorieva found the secret underground bunker where Mel Gibson’s publicist hides the actor’s father Hutton Gibson because somehow the old man recently called into The Political Cesspool radio show where he proceeded to accuse Pope Benedict of being a “queer” working in cahoots with the Masons. Even more shocking? Not… More »

Oksana: ‘Mel Gibson Wouldn’t Take a Psych Exam’

Because RadarOnline is her PR agent now, Oksana Grigorieva is blasting yesterday’s report that she had ulterior motives during the custody mediation with Mel Gibson. She claims he refused to submit to a psychiatric exam even though it’s already been documented in every form imaginable that he’s already in anger management and seeing a therapist… More »

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