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Natalie Portman Let Benjamin Thousand Legs Knock Her Up Again

Remember Natalie Portman? She’s pregnant again. More »


Natalie Portman’s Underwear Is A False Idol

You could totally see Natalie Portman’s underwear at Cannes. Like where her butt goes. More »


By Odin’s Beard, These Things Need To Stop: A Review of ‘Thor: The Dark World’

“In the beginning, there was darkness. And in that darkness were elves (Yup, get on board.) with space ships and laser guns and grenades that fucking turned you into a black hole, and they were like, ‘Shit is better when it’s dark.’ But my dad was all like, ‘Dude, I don’t put on this sweet… More »


KAT. DENNINGS. GIANT. BREASTS.

Miley Cyrus didn’t show her ass for once, and Kanye West managed to somehow top the worst financial decision of his life, but “where are the giant boobs all up in my monitor-face?” you’re probably asking. So here’s Kat Dennings at the UK premiere of Thor: The Dark World which Jaimie Alexander didn’t show up… More »


This ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Trailer Is Much Better

Back in April, Marvel released a trailer for Thor: The Dark World that was.. eh. But this time around for YouTube Geek Week they’ve brought the shitness, and by shitness I mean I mean way more Tom Hiddleston because Internets love Viking Katy Perry. (Click that on your own peril.) On top of that, you’ve… More »


Val Kilmer Has A Great Pitch For ‘Heat 2′:
‘So Remember Natalie Portman? I Bang Her’

It’s been a weird week, so here’s a weird, yet awesome, story about Val Kilmer telling Larry King his pitch for Heat 2 which conveniently involves his character banging Natalie Portman. But not in a sexual way! It’s only to piss off Al Pacino. Via The Wrap:

“Here’s my pitch,” Kilmer said. “You… More »


‘Thor: The Dark World’ Has A Trailer Now

Here’s the official trailer for Thor: The Dark World and it’s, uh, it’s not very good. It definitely gives off a “We shot this in Croatian warehouses for as cheap as possible” vibe, but from what I’ve read, a large chunk of the movie takes place across the Nine Realms which I’ll assume is where… More »


Here’s Val Kilmer Shooting That Terrence Malick Movie Where Natalie Portman Looks Crazy Hot

Partially because this pic didn’t get nearly enough awesome captions in yesterday’s Crap We Missed and partially because each of these shots are why we have an Internet, here’s Val Kilmer on the set of Untitled Terrence Malick Project that I’m now pretty sure is about Natalie Portman’s Sookie Stackhouse meeting Jim Morrison who’s back… More »


Here’s Why You Saw Natalie Portman Looking Crazy Hot At The Texas/Baylor Game

If you caught the Texas/Baylor game Saturday, you probably found yourself wondering, “Why am I looking at super-stacked Natalie Portman with blonde hair blocking Mama June’s vagina?” Turns out she was in town filming that new Terrence Malick movie where she’s Sookie Stackhouse. And just to keep this post educational, not only did her breasts… More »


Hey, Natalie Portman. Zup?

See that look? Totally wants me.

Here’s a breastier blonde Natalie Portman on the set of the new Terrence Malick movie yesterday which, judging entirely by her outfit and my limited knowledge of his films, is about the time Sookie Stackhouse stared at a dinosaur in a corn field for 18 hours that… More »


Natalie Portman Married That French Dude

“Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present to you, Monsieur and Madame Snooty Von Thousand Feet.”

So Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied are married for real now even though we now know in this post-Kristen Stewart’s a tramp world that Darren Aronofsky is the real father of Natalie’s baby. Or GeorgeMore »


Natalie Portman & Johnny Depp Signed The Word ‘Tampon’ In Paul McCartney’s New Video. Whoops.

Last week, the new video for Paul McCartney’s “My Valentine” was released, and everyone tripped over themselves to say how awesome Johnny Depp and Natalie Portman were for signing the lyrics. It was a veritable hipster orgasm all over a tweed jacket of smug satisfaction. Turns out nobody bothered to consult an actual deaf person… More »


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