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Lindsay Lohan Pulled A Mischa Barton

Lindsay Lohan tried to heal Turkey and France with a lingerie photo, so both countries are dead now. They died. More »


Mischa Barton Can Barely Drink On A Boat With All This Killing About

Mischa Barton almost didn’t pose in a bikini on a yacht that’s how much her heart aches. More »


Jesus Christ, Mischa Barton

The last time we posted about Mischa Barton she looked remarkably decent in a bikini for someone who spent the past three years being a failure pile of cellulite and substance abuse. Except here she is yesterday where, well… at least she looks sober? I didn’t even once think there were drugs in that bag. More »



Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba and A Whole Buttload Of Random Celebs in Bikinis

I’ll cut right to the chase: I’ve been off for the past three days and I need pageviews to make sure I never have to wear pants and/or physically interact with other human beings to make a living. So here’s Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Jennifer Morrison and Maria Menounos all wearing bikinis over… More »


Mischa Barton In A Bikini and Other News

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- Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson will not star in Mel Gibson’s next project. [Huffington Post]

- Steven Tyler is determined to die nestled comfortably in young vagina. [Dlisted]

- Hugh Jackman is enjoying a completely heterosexual family stroll during the final week of his… More »


Wow, Mischa Barton Really Needs Money

Here’s Mischa Barton posing with a raw steak in her mouth for photographer Tyler Shields who I’m starting to notice loves working with washed up drug addicts and probably for reasons exactly like this:

TYLER: Hey, Lindsay, wanna make 20 bu-
LINDSAY: Yes!
TYLER: Perfect. *wheels out Porta-John full of veal*More »


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