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Lindsay Lohan Pulled A Mischa Barton

Lindsay Lohan tried to heal Turkey and France with a lingerie photo, so both countries are dead now. They died. More »


Mischa Barton Can Barely Drink On A Boat With All This Killing About

Mischa Barton almost didn’t pose in a bikini on a yacht that’s how much her heart aches. More »


Jesus Christ, Mischa Barton

The last time we posted about Mischa Barton she looked remarkably decent in a bikini for someone who spent the past three years being a failure pile of cellulite and substance abuse. Except here she is yesterday where, well… at least she looks sober? I didn’t even once think there were drugs in that bag. More »


Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba and A Whole Buttload Of Random Celebs in Bikinis

I’ll cut right to the chase: I’ve been off for the past three days and I need pageviews to make sure I never have to wear pants and/or physically interact with other human beings to make a living. So here’s Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Jennifer Morrison and Maria Menounos all wearing bikinis over… More »


Mischa Barton In A Bikini and Other News

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- Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson will not star in Mel Gibson’s next project. [Huffington Post]

- Steven Tyler is determined to die nestled comfortably in young vagina. [Dlisted]

- Hugh Jackman is enjoying a completely heterosexual family stroll during the final week of his… More »


Wow, Mischa Barton Really Needs Money

Here’s Mischa Barton posing with a raw steak in her mouth for photographer Tyler Shields who I’m starting to notice loves working with washed up drug addicts and probably for reasons exactly like this:

TYLER: Hey, Lindsay, wanna make 20 bu-
LINDSAY: Yes!
TYLER: Perfect. *wheels out Porta-John full of veal*More »


Mischa Barton Doesn’t Look Like Someone on Drugs

Here’s Mischa Barton at Heathrow airport yesterday because apparently she was only at Cannes for 24 hours at the request of Roberto Cavalli who also invited Courtney Love because he thinks he’s fucking hilarious. Which is why I think fashion is entirely bullshit. These “designers” have to be laughing their asses off behind closed doors. More »


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