Posts tagged "Michelle “Bombshell” McGee"

Jesse James Starts Over, Continues Looking Insane

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Jesse James took a page from the PR playbook and spouted quotes about “starting his life over” in an interview with People:
Although James takes “full accountability” for his betrayal of Bullock, he isn’t dwelling on past mistakes. “I’m moving forward, thinking clearly and becoming a better person. … I have…

Photo Boy | May 3, 2011 - 11:00 am

Even I’m Offended By This

Because the paparazzi always hang out in LASIK eye surgery waiting rooms, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee thought it’d be hilarious if she pretended to lick a magazine photo of Sandra Bullock. You know, because ruining her marriage wasn’t enough. And it’s shit like this that makes me pray to a God I don’t even believe in…

The Superficial | January 17, 2011 - 4:00 pm

Charlie Sheen Banged Bombshell McGee

During his four-day bender in Vegas, Charlie Sheen apparently wasn’t satisfied with just Miss Best Anal 2008, and decided to add two more porn stars into the mix because he makes $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men. Turns out one of them was Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, the Nazi stripper Jesse James

The Superficial | January 12, 2011 - 11:40 am

Of course they are.

Q: Why do all these mistresses keep coming forward and admitting to being gigantic whores?
TMZ has learned a new reality show is in the works that would be hosted by Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Jamie Jungers — and according to the creator, it’s all about celebrities who cheat on their loved ones.

The Superficial | April 19, 2010 - 12:52 pm

Michelle Bombshell: ‘Stop blaming the whores!’

Michelle Bombshell has an urgent message for America. Via PopEater:
“I want to say to the rest of the country, ‘Stop taking it out on the mistresses and start taking it out on the men who are cheating on their wives,’ ” McGee told Inside Edition. “Why are these men getting off scot free while…

The Superficial | April 14, 2010 - 12:33 am

Michelle Bombshell: ‘I’m not a Nazi’

In recently filed court documents, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is denying she’s a Nazi despite claims from her ex-husband, and the entire Internet. TMZ reports:
According to the unsworn declaration, Bombshell says, “I do NOT have a swastika tattoo on me.” FYI, we’ve seen a swastika tattoo so close to her genital area we can’t show…

The Superficial | April 9, 2010 - 11:12 am

Jesse James had 11 mistresses

The National Enquirer is putting the Jesse James mistress count at 11 and essentially painting him as the Nazi Tiger Woods. Which sounds about right:
And in a stunning slap in the face to his movie star wife, sources say Jesse turned his office into a sleazy sex den where he played porn movies and…

The Superficial | March 30, 2010 - 10:55 am

Jesse James’ ex wants to be friends with Sandra Bullock

In light of the all the Nazi banging and gorilla nicknames, Jesse James’ ex-wife Janine Lindemuller wants to make nice with Sandra Bullock in the best interest of James’ daughter Sunny. TMZ reports:
Earl Miller — Janine’s confidante and the photog behind — tells TMZ, “[Janine] told me her greatest wish was for her…

The Superficial | March 26, 2010 - 1:59 pm

Michelle Bombshell, I’m listening.

Seen here in San Diego yesterday, Michelle Bombshell fired off the following missive on Facebook last night in which she addresses the entire blogging community her tattooed tits completely buoyed this week:
For all you internet warriors on here talking shit…it’s easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard. Get off your God…

The Superficial | March 26, 2010 - 11:24 am

Did I say three Jesse James mistresses? I meant four.

Propellor Tits must be feeling awesome right about now as yet another woman comes forward to escape the pole claim she had an affair with Jesse James. RadarOnline reports:
The as-yet unidentified woman has hired Allred, who famously represented Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel and others.
The new mistress had a several year affair with…

The Superficial | March 25, 2010 - 3:32 pm

Jesse James Is Up To Mistress #3

A third woman has come forward with claims of getting Vanilla Gorilla’d by Jesse James while he was married to Sandra Bullock, according to TMZ:
Brigitte Daguerre — a Los Angeles photographer — claims Jesse hired her in 2008 to do styling work for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot. She says the two emailed…

The Superficial | March 25, 2010 - 12:49 pm

Michelle Bombshell: ‘I did it all for the money.’

To the surprise of absolutely no one familiar with prostitution, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee rode Jesse James hog to make “a better life for her family.” RadarOnline reports:
And the way “Bombshell” is making a better life for her family from the affair is by raking in the cash. If she had ended up with Jesse,…

The Superficial | March 24, 2010 - 3:03 pm

Keanu Reeves supports Sandra Bullock. I think.

Because pretending there’s a bomb on a bus together is a bond that can never be broken, Us Magazine caught up with Keanu Reeves to see if he had any words of encouragement for the soon-divorced Sandra Bullock:
Asked if he has any well wishes for Bullock, 45, he told “Yes, of course, I

The Superficial | March 23, 2010 - 10:58 am

So Jesse James might be a Nazi

While Sandra Bullock changes her Facebook status to “Single” – No, really. – a photo of Jesse James decked out in Nazi attire is currently being shopped around, according to TMZ:
We’ve seen the photo — which reportedly was taken two years ago — and there is no mistaking it’s Jesse. The hat Jesse is…

The Superficial | March 22, 2010 - 10:35 am

The Michelle Bombshell Nudes

I’m only posting these nude/topless photos of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee so future generations will know we spent the latter half of March estimating just how many genital sores Jesse James received by having an affair with The World’s Tattooiest Little Nazi and learn from our mistakes. On that note, let the record show this writer…

The Superficial | March 19, 2010 - 5:35 pm

Jesse James banged a Nazi

Apparently Jesse James’ penis is a divining rod for crazy because he managed to not only stick it in a heavily-tattooed woman who grew up Amish, she’s also a Nazi. TMZ has obtained photos from last year of Michelle posing in Nazi attire and court documents in her child custody case reveal she has white…

The Superficial | March 19, 2010 - 10:37 am

Jesse James apologizes to Sandra Bullock

Jesse James released the following statement to People today apologizing to his family for recent reports of an affair with stripper/porn star Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (above):
The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
“There is only one…

The Superficial | March 18, 2010 - 4:10 pm

Sandra Bullock got the f-ck out

Further confirming reports her husband Jesse James had sex with a walking tattoo, Sandra Bullock has already packed up and left, according to People:
The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a report of infidelity by her husband surfaced, a source tells PEOPLE.
Bullock, 45, left on Monday,…

The Superficial | March 18, 2010 - 10:33 am

Sandra Bullock should probably get tested

Because Jesse James banged this without a condom.
I’m not saying all women with tattoos who fuck married man have VD, but I’m also not saying “You just got Blind Sided!” hasn’t become the proper medical term for genital warts. Just so there’s no confusion.
Thanks to Willie Dixon in the comments.
UPDATE: Added a…

The Superficial | March 17, 2010 - 1:05 pm