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‘Alien: Covenant’ Has A Trailer, Too

Alien: Covenant heard you like alien murder, so they put alien murder in your alien murder movie, so you can watch aliens murder while you watch an alien murder movie More »


‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ Swears This Is The Last Trailer, Honest

The final trailer for X-Men: Apocalypse is here, and it has Wolverine in it. What a shocker. More »


Michael Fassbender Talked About Horse Dick. I’m Gonna Need A Minute.

November 10th, 2015 is the day Michael Fassbender talked about horse dick. I actually put this on my calendar. More »


And Now James McAvoy & Michael Fassbender Doing Impressions of Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen

“Am I portraying your giant penis right, Samwise Gamgee?”

At this stage in the Internet’s evolution, it’s now fueled by exactly three things: Porn, cat photos, and whatever Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are doing at any given moment. In fact, given enough time I can see them overtaking cat photos if not… More »


Deveining Brett Ratner: A Review of ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

In the past eight hours since I left the theater, I’ve put way too much thought into X-Men: Days of Future Past which is something you never, ever want to do with an X-Men movie because, holy shit, do these things fall apart under the slightest bit of scrutiny. As for what I’ve been thinking… More »


‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Has A New Trailer And It Is Much Better

Here’s the official second trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past which mops the floor with whatever the hell was going on in the first one simply by not making the movie look like it’s about two Shakespearean actors wearing leather inside a laser tag. Which don’t get me wrong, that’s entirely what it’s about,… More »


‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Has A Trailer

Here’s the official trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past, the sequel to the surprisingly good, X-Men: First Class. Except this time around, you get all the X-Men you recognize but in generic future outfits on horrible looking sets with way too much eye makeup yet somehow not nearly enough Wolvie whitewalls which should’ve been… More »


Val Kilmer Has A Great Pitch For ‘Heat 2′:
‘So Remember Natalie Portman? I Bang Her’

It’s been a weird week, so here’s a weird, yet awesome, story about Val Kilmer telling Larry King his pitch for Heat 2 which conveniently involves his character banging Natalie Portman. But not in a sexual way! It’s only to piss off Al Pacino. Via The Wrap:

“Here’s my pitch,” Kilmer said. “You… More »


Jennifer Lawrence Is Probably Banging Michael Fassbender Right Now

Jennifer Lawrence has been cleaning up in the awards department, so why not in the gigantic penis going into her vagina department? It’s 2013, girlfriends are doing for themselves! Or Michael Fassbender if you want to get technical which, of course, you would. Nothing’s EVER good enough. Via RadarOnline:

The 35-year-old actor, who… More »


Mark Wahlberg Got Drunk On British Television, Challenged Michael Fassbender To A Dick-Off

If history has taught us anything, it’s that Mark Wahlberg is prone to seriously over-estimating how well he’ll perform in certain situations. So with that in mind, here he is drunk off his ass on The Graham Norton Show where after getting shot down by Sarah Silverman (How’s your wife, Mark?), he starts getting shitty… More »


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