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Melissa Joan Hart Is Campaigning For Gary Johnson, Of Course

Melissa Joan Hart is white and rich. You might say that… explains it all? I’ll go kill myself now. More »

Clarissa Wants Entire Day of 9/11 On Already Entire Day of 9/11

Melissa Joan Hart wants more 9/11 because the Kardashians. More »

Melissa Joan Hart’s ‘Bathing Suit Ready Body’ Looks Different

Melissa Joan Hart’s Nutrisystem “bathing suit ready body” looks different in real life. More »

Oh Yeah, Britney Spears Totally Knows Who This Is

Britney Spears and Melissa Joan Hart had a ‘Drive Me Crazy’ reunion in Veags because Britney obviously remembers that part of her life. You can just see it in her eyes. Her vacant, expressionless eyes. More »

Clarissa Explains Her Bikini Body

Here’s Melissa Joan Hart showing off her new body thanks to Nutrisystem who apparently includes a free copy of Photoshop with every prepackaged meal. Except I’m willing to look past all of that for reasons including, but not limited to, dat ass, how much Clarissa hates Ashton Kutcher and the time she posed for Maxim:… More »

Clarissa Explains All The Drugs She Did

I’ve always just considered Melissa Joan Hart one of the squeaky clean celebrities which probably explains why she’s releasing a book titled Melissa Explains It All about her drug-fueled party days so I’ll look at her in a different light and tell her to leave her husband. It’s so transparent, it’s adorable. Anyway, here she… More »

Clarissa Needs To Explain That Ass

You know in Star Trek whenever the Enterprise gets attacked and there’s always that stock footage of crew members jumping around while sparks fly out of the fake computers? That’s almost exactly what it’s like here whenever something like the Kelly Brook topless pics hits. William Shatner even shows up. So in that confusion, I… More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Looked Attractive Again

Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage to “So I brought these three rings…” Unfortunately for her, Kristen Stewart was there, but then again, I’m clearly underestimating… More »

Melissa Joan Hart apologizes to Farrah Fawcett

Melissa Joan Hart has issued an apology to Farrah Fawcett after it was reported she wanted Farrah to stay alive only so Melissa could remain on the cover of People. Via Just Jared:

The Sabrina the Teenage Witch star writes, “It has come to my attention that something I said has been… More »

Melissa Joan Hart is a selfless individual

Seen here at the opening of her new ice cream and candy store, Melissa Joan Hart appeared to be deeply concerned about Farrah Fawcett’s health last week. But for reasons that would any vapid publicity hound proud. Page Six reports:

The former “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” star was overheard off-camera at KTLA… More »

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