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Melissa Joan Hart Is Campaigning For Gary Johnson, Of Course

Melissa Joan Hart is white and rich. You might say that… explains it all? I’ll go kill myself now. More »

Clarissa Wants Entire Day of 9/11 On Already Entire Day of 9/11

Melissa Joan Hart wants more 9/11 because the Kardashians. More »

Melissa Joan Hart’s ‘Bathing Suit Ready Body’ Looks Different

Melissa Joan Hart’s Nutrisystem “bathing suit ready body” looks different in real life. More »

Oh Yeah, Britney Spears Totally Knows Who This Is

Britney Spears and Melissa Joan Hart had a ‘Drive Me Crazy’ reunion in Veags because Britney obviously remembers that part of her life. You can just see it in her eyes. Her vacant, expressionless eyes. More »

Clarissa Explains Her Bikini Body

Here’s Melissa Joan Hart showing off her new body thanks to Nutrisystem who apparently includes a free copy of Photoshop with every prepackaged meal. Except I’m willing to look past all of that for reasons including, but not limited to, dat ass, how much Clarissa hates Ashton Kutcher and the time she posed for Maxim:… More »

Clarissa Explains All The Drugs She Did

I’ve always just considered Melissa Joan Hart one of the squeaky clean celebrities which probably explains why she’s releasing a book titled Melissa Explains It All about her drug-fueled party days so I’ll look at her in a different light and tell her to leave her husband. It’s so transparent, it’s adorable. Anyway, here she… More »

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