Posts tagged "Mel Gibson"

Robert Downey Jr. Will Make ‘Iron Man 4′ If Mel Gibson Directs

"That's some sturdy looking Jew metal." "Hahahaha, what?" Marvel needs Robert Downey Jr. way more than Robert Downey Jr. needs Marvel, and once his contract was up with Iron Man 3, they paid out the dick to keep him for Avengers 2 and 3. And rightly so. Except now he's testing them even further by…

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014

Gary Oldman’s Still Apologizing

When Gary Oldman issued an apology for his Playboy interview where he agreed with drunken Mel Gibson that "The Jews" run Hollywood and Alec Baldwin should be allowed to call the paparazzi faggots without fear of reprisal, there were two ways to look at it, and admittedly, even I couldn't tell: Either it was a…

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2014

Gary Oldman Is Sorry, Jews

"I'd first like to personally apologize to Matthew McConaughey, a sterling example of your kind- what's that? Goddammit." If you somehow were nowhere near the Internet yesterday, Gary Oldman experienced a whirlwind of shit after his recent Playboy interview was published online and included the following defense of Mel Gibson: Mel Gibson is in a…

By: The Superficial / June 25, 2014

Gary Oldman’s Career Was Fun (1982 – 2014)

In the latest issue of Playboy, Gary Oldman gives what is otherwise a goddamn awesome and candid interview about his career that unfortunately no one will go back and read because halfway through he decides to say Mel Gibson was right about the Jews and Alec Baldwin should be able to call the paparazzi cocksucking

By: The Superficial / June 24, 2014

Mel Gibson Will Straighten Lindsay Lohan Out

"I'm sorry. Ya said your last name's Goldstein?" While attending the Mending Kids charity poker benefit over the weekend, Mel Gibson apparently told Extra that he plans to "reach out" to Lindsay Lohan which is awesome news if you enjoyed the outcome of the last person he attempted to rehabilitate. That said, I can't hel…

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2012

Mel Gibson Addressed His Latest Rant on
‘The Tonight Show’

Posted by Photo Boy Hollywood's favorite violent rage-filled maniac, Mel Gibson, went on his old buddy Jay Leno's show to defend himself against the exposure of his latest rant. In case you don't know what I'm referring to, it's this amazing piece of audio that literally sounds like a 911 call taking place just before…

By: Photo Boy / April 30, 2012

So There’s A New Mel Gibson Recording

A lot of people didn't believe Joe Eszterhas' letter to Mel Gibson that conveniently found its way online, so naturally there was a recording to back it up because if there's one thing Mel Gibson is amazing at, it's really hating Jews, women, packs of niggers, wetbacks, Russian women, homosexuals, not getting blown before Jacuzzi,…

By: The Superficial / April 19, 2012

Mel Gibson Wants To Kill Oksana Grigorieva During Anal Sex. Haha! Old People.

"Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow ME before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the JACUZZI. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. BLOW me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi...." When Joe Eszterhas agreed to write the screenplay for The

By: The Superficial / April 12, 2012

Mel Gibson Tried To Get Whitney Houston Off Crack. Wait, What?

For those of you living a rich, full life devoid of human contact in the wilderness - and presumably reading this on the back of a squirrel with WiFi - Whitney Houston's funeral was held over the weekend. And while that lying sonofabitch raccoon might try to tell you the big news was Bobby Brown

By: The Superficial / February 20, 2012

Crime’s Fate Is In Mel Gibson’s Hands Now

"AND IT WILL BLOW ME! -- If it pleases the court." According to TMZ, Mel Gibson is currently in court to be a prospective juror which should scare the living shit out of any minorities thinking about committing a crime because - surprise - you're already guilty of it. Anyway, because Tuesday's are ridiculously boring,…

By: The Superficial / January 24, 2012

Mel Gibson Made Another Baby

Because vasectomies make the Baby Jesus cry, Mel Gibson has reportedly knocked up another woman despite going through a horrific custody battle with Oksana Grigorieva that exposed him as a violent, baby-punching racist hell-bent on getting his wang mouth-loved or he makes with the arson. RadarOnline reports: A close insider says that Bellizzi has confided…

By: The Superficial / November 10, 2011

Robert Downey Jr. Wants Hollywood To Forgive Mel Gibson

Back when Robert Downey Jr. was virtually unhireable thanks to a mammoth coke addiction and penchant for dressing like Wonder Woman, Mel Gibson gave him a chance and cast him in The Singing Detective thus providing the Viagra that would harden RDJ's career all up in our faces wow that was a weird analogy. Anyway,…

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2011

Mel Gibson Didn’t Try To Kill You, That’s Just How He Eats Pastries

"You'll blow me! Or give me cinnamon twists." A man suing Mel Gibson for allegedly tricking him to invest $20,000 in a recyclable rubber company is now claiming Mel tried to kill him outside of a Costa Rican bakery after the two ran into each other. TMZ reports: Sharif says Mel got violent, calling him…

By: The Superficial / September 21, 2011

Mel Gibson Gets To Make His Jew Movie

"I promise it'll be respectful to their money-grubbin', media-controllin' ways. Honest Injun." Back when Passion of the Christ came out, Mel Gibson talked heavily about wanting to make a movie about Jewish hero Judah Maccabee which naturally sent the Jewish community into a tizzy, and this was before his infamous 2006 DUI arrest rife with…

By: The Superficial / September 9, 2011

Mel Gibson Made Court Faces Again

Mel Gibson was in court this morning for reasons that aren't really important, so just assume he somehow managed to only pay Oksana Grigorieva a settlement that's a shart in the bucket to him because the California court system is afraid of getting Third Reich'd in the face. Because that's exactly what happened. What i…

By: The Superficial / August 31, 2011

Mel Gibson Will Fight Alla Ya’s

"Give me back my blowjobs!" Here's Mel Gibson swinging at the paparazzi outside a restaurant in Malibu over the weekend who got the last laugh by making these photos available to assholes like me. (Did a giant spring launch him out of the backseat? Because I'm pretty sure The Joker's gonna notice that shit's missing.)…

By: The Superficial / July 11, 2011

Mel Gibson’s Threatening This With Arson

In the clusterfuck that's been Ryan Dunn's Darwin Award-winning death, I kept forgetting to post about Mel Gibson finding a new love in 25-year-old Greek fetish model Stella Mouzi (above). And by love I mean whatever it's called when a woman's already pregnant and pistol-whipped for not denying the Holocaust mid-coitus. "Smitten," that's it. Photo:

By: The Superficial / June 23, 2011

There’s The Wife-Beater

"Whadda ya mean this hotel is flame retardant?" After a shirtless Mel Gibson appeared outside his hotel at Cannes yesterday, almost the entire Internet reacted with, "What? No wife-beater?" I think he heard you. Photo: Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2011

Now That’s a Jew-Hatin’ Butt Crack

When I first saw these shots of a shirtless Mel Gibson outside his hotel in Cannes, I guarantee I had the exact same reaction you did: "This guy had to threaten arson to get a woman to blow him? It should be a crime not to perform oral sex on man this beautiful." Except unlike…

By: The Superficial / May 17, 2011

Snooki is ‘Thin’ Now, Mel Gibson Said Words and A Special Holiday Message From Our Lord and Savior

[EDIT: Bumped Jesus to the back because the So Freaking Hot section pulls the first pic. Apparently you kids can't get enough of your blurry, manipulative orange Ewok photos.] Not so much in celebration of Zombie Weekend as hardly anybody's at work to blow off being at work, we're bolting for the day. Granted, we…

By: The Superficial / April 22, 2011
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