Posts tagged "Madonna"

Madonna Dated Tupac

Madonna dated Tupac Shakur who apparently made her act "gangsta" which explains his mysterious death. No one makes the Dark Queen say words that are not hers. INSOLENCE.
By: The Superficial / March 12, 2015

Kanye West Is The ‘Black Madonna’

Madonna says Kanye West is the 'Black Madonna,' so that should go over well and not spark 80,000 think-pieces on race relations.
By: The Superficial / March 9, 2015


Madonna fell while performing at the BRIT Awards. Our fates are sealed.
By: The Superficial / February 25, 2015

Madonna Is 80, Wore This Anyway

Madonna's Grammy outfits are a reminder that she still hasn't come to terms with her true age. Because it's 1,000. Madonna is 1,000.
By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Madonna’s Just Like Nelson Mandela And Martin Luther King Jr., You Guys

Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it'd only make sense that she'd use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr.,…
By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

Madonna Compares Album Leak To ‘Rape’ And ‘Terrorism’ Because Madonna

For the past month and a half, there's been a prominent discussion highlighting the trouble women go through to have their rape accusations taken seriously, and just two days ago the Taliban attacked a school in Pakistan leaving over 140 children dead, so naturally the air was right for…
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014

Those Are Madonna’s Nipples

Here's posing Madonna posing topless for Interview who I'm going to assume were forced to make her nipples look like buttons on a battleship or else she'd shoot lightning at them from her goat staff. It's classic Madonna. "So, how do you want these to look?" "Like…
By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014

Justin Timberlake Called Madonna ‘My Ninja’ On Twitter, Is In Some Shit

To celebrate the ancient day when dark forces penetrated this realm, manifesting themselves into the physical form we now know as Madonna, mortal slave to the bone hands, Justin Timberlake took to Twitter where he proclaimed the following message to all the land. Via ONTD: A HAPPIEST of Bdays to my…
By: The Superficial / August 18, 2014

Lourdes Leon In A Bikini & Her Mom’s Vagina Selfie

It's been two days since I ran Chloe Moretz in a bikini and Chris Hansen still hasn't murdered me in the dream world yet, so I'm guessing it's safe to post these shots of Lourdes Leon in Antibes where you'll probably notice she's smoking. Which isn't ideal for a…
By: The Superficial / August 6, 2014

That’s Right, Katy Perry, Yank Photoshopped Madonna’s Hair

Here's Katy Perry and Madonna doing some bondage shit for V Magazine because one of them has to somehow keep up with Miley Cyrus, and the other requires erotic energy to stave off the effects of aging since as she's done since the dawn of…
By: The Superficial / May 22, 2014

Madonna Wasn’t Allowed To Wrap Herself In Toilet Paper For The MET Gala

Below is Madonna's outfit that Anna Wintour wouldn't let her wear to the MET Gala which seems entirely reasonable until you realize Kim Kardashian was there solely because Kanye West's ejaculates in or around her. Why put on airs?   And here's a better look that…
By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Madonna’s Khaleesi Costume Was The Actual Khaleesi Costume

Because it's a silly place, the Internet freaked out over Madonna wearing a remarkably accurate Khaleesi costume for Purim. Turns out it was so accurate because it's the actual goddamn costume Emilia Clarke wears on Game of Thrones. NY Daily News reports: "It's my real…
By: The Superficial / March 21, 2014

Vadgity Chipmunk’s Hee-Haw Hootenanny!

Because it apparently takes 24 hours to edit Miley Cyrus twerking on a horse, here's her MTV Unplugged performance with Madonna that aired last night. And if anyone wants to start throwing around the word "demonic," maybe start here because as soon as I finished watching this,…
By: The Superficial / January 30, 2014

Miley Cyrus Calls Performing With Madonna ‘Super Lame’

If you somehow haven't heard by now, Miley Cyrus performed with Madonna for MTV Unplugged because truly we bear witness to the End of Days. (Forgive me, AJ McCarron, for I know not what I do.) Except keeping with her new tradition of pissing i…
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2014

Madonna Brought Her Black Son To The Grammys. See? She’s Not Racist

"Zup? You called me her new boyfriend. I like that. That's a funny joke." Madonna found herself in some shit last week after referring to her white son Rocco as "dis nigga," so here she is at the Grammys last night where she used her black so…
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014

Why Wouldn’t Madonna Refer To Her White Son As ‘Dis Nigga?’

Madonna is a powerful ancient spirit who some say is older than the earth itself. In fact, in 1582, French explorer Croissant Creme Depardieu set out to cleave off her right arm in an attempt to count the rings and ascertain her age. His bloodline has been incontinent ever since. Except…
By: The Superficial / January 20, 2014

Madonna Broke Up With That Kid

THE DARK QUEEN TAKES AND LEAVES LOVERS AS SHE SEES FIT. That's all the information you need, insolent whelp. The Weekly of Us reports: This pop legend is on the market again! Madonna has split from her boyfriend Brahim Zaibat after three years of dating, the singer's rep confirms to Us Weekly. "It…
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2013

It’s The Madonna Nudes

Because this site is a home for art, here are the infamous nude photos of Madonna currently up for auction at the Guccione Collection. Anthropologists date them around 1977 when she was the tender, young age of 2,720, and only a few years away from conjuring AIDS and inflicting…
By: The Superficial / October 30, 2013

How Dare You Enslave Madonna With Your Mortal Texting Etiquette?!

Seen here with director Steve McQueen at the New York Film Festival, Madonna was invited to a special screening of 12 Years A Slave where she proceeded to text the entire time and marked those who would dare disrupt her unholy missives, according to Page Six: A spy said…
By: The Superficial / October 11, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Got Dumped Already

Exactly one week ago today, Lindsay Lohan's team decided to issue a press release about her relationship with former Philadelphia Eagle Matt Nordgren, a good, sober, Christian boy, so clearly she's on the right track. Except they broke up already. Us Weekly reports: "Their work schedules and the distance just…
By: The Superficial / September 25, 2013
Page 1 of 14