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Madonna Threatens To Blow Anyone Who Votes For Hillary Clinton

Dammit, Madonna, sit down on your Dark Throne of the Dead. More »

Madonna & Sean Penn Aren’t Helping

Madonna and Sean Penn are here to turn the tide of the election, but mostly just make things worse. More »

Bobby Brown Fucked A Ghost

Bobby Brown accidentally bought a haunted mansion with a horny ghost inside. Gotcha check them Zillow reviews. More »

Madonna’s MET Gala Outfit Is Just Like The Civil Rights Movement

You seeing Madonna’s ass hang out of her clothes until she dies is just like black people getting to vote. More »

This Is Some Hunger Games Type Shit: The 2016 MET Gala

Here’s the rest of The 2016 MET Gala. I have no fucking clue. More »

Josephine Georgia Is Milking That Madonna Boob Flashing Business

Josephine Georgia didn’t waste a second. More »

So Sean Penn’s Head’s Getting Cut Off

Sean Penn interviewed El Chapo for Rolling Stone, which ended with the drug lord being captured the day the article was published. Whoops. More »

Madonna’s Son Ditched Her On Christmas, Will Pay For His Insolence

Rocco Ritchie has dared defied Madonna. The end is nigh. More »

Sean Penn Sued Lee Daniels For Equating Him With Terrence Howard

Sean Penn will apparently sue your dick off if you say he beats woman and/or equate him with Terrence Howard. More »

Madonna Made An Instagram Post About Her Son’s Penis

Madonna made an Instagram post about her son Rocco’s penis. This is our world now. More »

Marilyn Manson Wants To Fornicate With Madonna

Marilyn Manson would definitely fornicate with Madonna. This is information you have now. More »

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head. More »

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