You seeing Madonna’s ass hang out of her clothes until she dies is just like black people getting to vote.
Here’s the rest of The 2016 MET Gala. I have no fucking clue.
Josephine Georgia didn’t waste a second.
The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.
Madonna kissed Drake at Coachella last night. He’s dead now.
Madonna tried stand-up. It wasn’t good.
Madonna dated Tupac Shakur who apparently made her act “gangsta” which explains his mysterious death. No one makes the Dark Queen say words that are not hers. INSOLENCE.
Madonna says Kanye West is the ‘Black Madonna,’ so that should go over well and not spark 80,000 think-pieces on race relations.
Madonna fell while performing at the BRIT Awards. Our fates are sealed.
Madonna’s Grammy outfits are a reminder that she still hasn’t come to terms with her true age. Because it’s 1,000. Madonna is 1,000.
Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it’d only make sense that she’d use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., Princess Di, and others to promote her new album “Rebel Heart”…
For the past month and a half, there’s been a prominent discussion highlighting the trouble women go through to have their rape accusations taken seriously, and just two days ago the Taliban attacked a school in Pakistan leaving over 140 children dead, so naturally the air was right for Madonna to equate something inconvenient happening…
To celebrate the ancient day when dark forces penetrated this realm, manifesting themselves into the physical form we now know as Madonna, mortal slave to the bone hands, Justin Timberlake took to Twitter where he proclaimed the following message to all the land. Via ONTD:
A HAPPIEST of Bdays to my mother chucking…