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Bobby Brown Fucked A Ghost

Bobby Brown accidentally bought a haunted mansion with a horny ghost inside. Gotcha check them Zillow reviews.

Mike Redmond | June 8, 2016 - 10:08 am

Madonna’s MET Gala Outfit Is Just Like The Civil Rights Movement

You seeing Madonna’s ass hang out of her clothes until she dies is just like black people getting to vote.

Carmen Ribecca | May 5, 2016 - 2:30 pm

This Is Some Hunger Games Type Shit: The 2016 MET Gala

Here’s the rest of The 2016 MET Gala. I have no fucking clue.

Mike Redmond | May 3, 2016 - 11:30 am

So Sean Penn’s Head’s Getting Cut Off

Sean Penn interviewed El Chapo for Rolling Stone, which ended with the drug lord being captured the day the article was published. Whoops.

Mike Redmond | January 11, 2016 - 2:36 pm

Sean Penn Sued Lee Daniels For Equating Him With Terrence Howard

Sean Penn will apparently sue your dick off if you say he beats woman and/or equate him with Terrence Howard.

Mike Redmond | September 22, 2015 - 8:01 pm

Madonna Made An Instagram Post About Her Son’s Penis

Madonna made an Instagram post about her son Rocco’s penis. This is our world now.

Mike Redmond | May 26, 2015 - 3:12 pm

Marilyn Manson Wants To Fornicate With Madonna

Marilyn Manson would definitely fornicate with Madonna. This is information you have now.

Mike Redmond | May 11, 2015 - 2:39 pm

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

Mike Redmond | May 5, 2015 - 12:06 pm

Madonna Kissed Drake, He Seemed To Really Like It

Madonna kissed Drake at Coachella last night. He’s dead now.

Mike Redmond | April 13, 2015 - 12:23 pm

Madonna Thinks She’s A Stand-Up Comedian Now, Wonderful

Madonna tried stand-up. It wasn’t good.

Mike Redmond | April 10, 2015 - 10:54 am

Madonna Dated Tupac

Madonna dated Tupac Shakur who apparently made her act “gangsta” which explains his mysterious death. No one makes the Dark Queen say words that are not hers. INSOLENCE.

Mike Redmond | March 12, 2015 - 12:31 pm

Kanye West Is The ‘Black Madonna’

Madonna says Kanye West is the ‘Black Madonna,’ so that should go over well and not spark 80,000 think-pieces on race relations.

Mike Redmond | March 9, 2015 - 11:12 am

Madonna Has Fallen: THIS WORLD SHALL BURN

Madonna fell while performing at the BRIT Awards. Our fates are sealed.

Mike Redmond | February 25, 2015 - 9:11 pm

Madonna Is 80, Wore This Anyway

Madonna’s Grammy outfits are a reminder that she still hasn’t come to terms with her true age. Because it’s 1,000. Madonna is 1,000.

Mike Redmond | February 9, 2015 - 10:01 am

Madonna’s Just Like Nelson Mandela And Martin Luther King Jr., You Guys

Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it’d only make sense that she’d use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., Princess Di, and others to promote her new album “Rebel Heart”

Mike Redmond | January 5, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Madonna Compares Album Leak To ‘Rape’ And ‘Terrorism’ Because Madonna

For the past month and a half, there’s been a prominent discussion highlighting the trouble women go through to have their rape accusations taken seriously, and just two days ago the Taliban attacked a school in Pakistan leaving over 140 children dead, so naturally the air was right for Madonna to equate something inconvenient happening…

Mike Redmond | December 18, 2014 - 12:56 pm

Those Are Madonna’s Nipples

Here’s posing Madonna posing topless for Interview who I’m going to assume were forced to make her nipples look like buttons on a battleship or else she’d shoot lightning at them from her goat staff. It’s classic Madonna.

“So, how do you want these to look?”
“Like lighter buttons on an old…

Mike Redmond | December 1, 2014 - 2:59 pm

Justin Timberlake Called Madonna ‘My Ninja’ On Twitter, Is In Some Shit

To celebrate the ancient day when dark forces penetrated this realm, manifesting themselves into the physical form we now know as Madonna, mortal slave to the bone hands, Justin Timberlake took to Twitter where he proclaimed the following message to all the land. Via ONTD:

A HAPPIEST of Bdays to my mother chucking

Mike Redmond | August 18, 2014 - 11:05 am
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