Posts tagged "Madonna"

Sean Penn Sued Lee Daniels For Equating Him With Terrence Howard

Sean Penn will apparently sue your dick off if you say he beats woman and/or equate him with Terrence Howard.

The Superficial | September 22, 2015 - 8:01 pm

Madonna Made An Instagram Post About Her Son’s Penis

Madonna made an Instagram post about her son Rocco’s penis. This is our world now.

The Superficial | May 26, 2015 - 3:12 pm

Marilyn Manson Wants To Fornicate With Madonna

Marilyn Manson would definitely fornicate with Madonna. This is information you have now.

The Superficial | May 11, 2015 - 2:39 pm

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

The Superficial | May 5, 2015 - 12:06 pm

Madonna Kissed Drake, He Seemed To Really Like It

Madonna kissed Drake at Coachella last night. He’s dead now.

The Superficial | April 13, 2015 - 12:23 pm

Madonna Thinks She’s A Stand-Up Comedian Now, Wonderful

Madonna tried stand-up. It wasn’t good.

The Superficial | April 10, 2015 - 10:54 am

Madonna Dated Tupac

Madonna dated Tupac Shakur who apparently made her act “gangsta” which explains his mysterious death. No one makes the Dark Queen say words that are not hers. INSOLENCE.

The Superficial | March 12, 2015 - 12:31 pm

Kanye West Is The ‘Black Madonna’

Madonna says Kanye West is the ‘Black Madonna,’ so that should go over well and not spark 80,000 think-pieces on race relations.

The Superficial | March 9, 2015 - 11:12 am


Madonna fell while performing at the BRIT Awards. Our fates are sealed.

The Superficial | February 25, 2015 - 9:11 pm

Madonna Is 80, Wore This Anyway

Madonna’s Grammy outfits are a reminder that she still hasn’t come to terms with her true age. Because it’s 1,000. Madonna is 1,000.

The Superficial | February 9, 2015 - 10:01 am

Madonna’s Just Like Nelson Mandela And Martin Luther King Jr., You Guys

Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it’d only make sense that she’d use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., Princess Di, and others to promote her new album “Rebel Heart”

The Superficial | January 5, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Madonna Compares Album Leak To ‘Rape’ And ‘Terrorism’ Because Madonna

For the past month and a half, there’s been a prominent discussion highlighting the trouble women go through to have their rape accusations taken seriously, and just two days ago the Taliban attacked a school in Pakistan leaving over 140 children dead, so naturally the air was right for Madonna to equate something inconvenient happening…

The Superficial | December 18, 2014 - 12:56 pm

Those Are Madonna’s Nipples

Here’s posing Madonna posing topless for Interview who I’m going to assume were forced to make her nipples look like buttons on a battleship or else she’d shoot lightning at them from her goat staff. It’s classic Madonna.
“So, how do you want these to look?”
“Like lighter buttons on an old grill.”
“What? Why?”…

The Superficial | December 1, 2014 - 2:59 pm

Justin Timberlake Called Madonna ‘My Ninja’ On Twitter, Is In Some Shit

To celebrate the ancient day when dark forces penetrated this realm, manifesting themselves into the physical form we now know as Madonna, mortal slave to the bone hands, Justin Timberlake took to Twitter where he proclaimed the following message to all the land. Via ONTD:
A HAPPIEST of Bdays to my mother chucking ninja, @Madonna!!

The Superficial | August 18, 2014 - 11:05 am

Lourdes Leon In A Bikini & Her Mom’s Vagina Selfie

It’s been two days since I ran Chloe Moretz in a bikini and Chris Hansen still hasn’t murdered me in the dream world yet, so I’m guessing it’s safe to post these shots of Lourdes Leon in Antibes where you’ll probably notice she’s smoking. Which isn’t ideal for a young girl, but her mother’s currently…

The Superficial | August 6, 2014 - 12:00 pm

That’s Right, Katy Perry, Yank Photoshopped Madonna’s Hair

Here’s Katy Perry and Madonna doing some bondage shit for V Magazine because one of them has to somehow keep up with Miley Cyrus, and the other requires erotic energy to stave off the effects of aging since as she’s done since the dawn of time. She’ll never forget that fateful day in the garden…

The Superficial | May 22, 2014 - 11:40 am

Madonna Wasn’t Allowed To Wrap Herself In Toilet Paper For The MET Gala

Below is Madonna’s outfit that Anna Wintour wouldn’t let her wear to the MET Gala which seems entirely reasonable until you realize Kim Kardashian was there solely because Kanye West’s ejaculates in or around her. Why put on airs?


And here’s a better look that isn’t zoomed in on ancient tits:…

The Superficial | May 6, 2014 - 11:38 am

Madonna’s Khaleesi Costume Was The Actual Khaleesi Costume

Because it’s a silly place, the Internet freaked out over Madonna wearing a remarkably accurate Khaleesi costume for Purim. Turns out it was so accurate because it’s the actual goddamn costume Emilia Clarke wears on Game of Thrones. NY Daily News reports:
“It’s my real costume, because I thought I was dreaming,” Clarke told Jimmy…

The Superficial | March 21, 2014 - 10:07 am

Vadgity Chipmunk’s Hee-Haw Hootenanny!

Because it apparently takes 24 hours to edit Miley Cyrus twerking on a horse, here’s her MTV Unplugged performance with Madonna that aired last night. And if anyone wants to start throwing around the word “demonic,” maybe start here because as soon as I finished watching this, a faceless baby floated in front of me…

The Superficial | January 30, 2014 - 12:39 pm

Miley Cyrus Calls Performing With Madonna ‘Super Lame’

If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Miley Cyrus performed with Madonna for MTV Unplugged because truly we bear witness to the End of Days. (Forgive me, AJ McCarron, for I know not what I do.) Except keeping with her new tradition of pissing in the face of industry vets, Miley Cyrus is already done…

The Superficial | January 29, 2014 - 12:00 pm
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