Posts tagged "Lily Aldridge"

Kate Upton Prayed To Be Curvy, She Can Stop Now

Kate Upton is the cover interview for Elle UK’s August issue where she complains about how hard it is being pretty because if there’s anything us normies love it’s hearing about the struggles of being beautiful. Nothing but a smooth, easy, homely life for us. That’s our motto. Via Elle UK:
“Living on a farm,…

The Superficial / July 31, 2014

Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal & Lily Aldridge Won The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards were last night, and I don’t have a single clue who won what – *winks at journalism degree* – but I do have photos of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover models Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Alridge looking fucking amazing. The words you’re looking for right now, “My god,…

The Superficial / June 9, 2014

Nina Agdal, Chrissy Teigen & Lily Aldridge’s Butts Are Your 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

Here’s the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover featuring Nina Agdal, Chrissy Teigen, and Lily Aldridge’s butts. And before everyone starts joking that it takes three fantastic supermodel asses to make up for Kate Upton’s giant breasts, maybe you should consider Sports Illustrated didn’t want to see their family members have any… unfortunate accidents. *slaps shut

The Superficial / February 14, 2014

Kanye West Wants World Leaders At His Funeral

Let me just preface this by saying, if you thought you knew how egotistical Kanye West is, you’ve clearly never asked him who he wants to be at his funeral because you’re not running around screaming, “Oh, God, Jesus, his head! His head is pushing us all off the Earth! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!” Via…

The Superficial / December 2, 2011

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Night and Other News

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- Oprah’s plan to keep her career alive/start up OWN begins with live-chatting on Facebook. Yup, that should do it. [Huffington Post]
– According to The National Enquirer, Will Smith is gay now, so you know it’s true. [Dlisted]
- Elisabetta Canalis on her break-up with George Clooney: “He no like-a…

Photo Boy / September 9, 2011

It’s Victoria’s Secret Angels in Spandex

Alright, who showed them my penis?
After a long day of delicately exploring such controversial topics as race riots, chloroforming your kid to death, Down babies and naming your son after your ex because Orlando Bloom is a wee little vagina-man, I thought it’d be nice to post something we all can agree on. Namely…

The Superficial / July 13, 2011

Lily Aldridge in a Bikini and Other News

-The Real Housewives of New York City give birth to racists. [Popeater]
- Khloe Kardashian might be with wildebeest child. [Dlisted]
- Marion Cotillard, however, is set to birth a normal baby. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katie Price demonstrates what natural beauty is all about. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog [DrunkenStepfather]
- Olivia

Photo Boy / January 10, 2011